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Short, Sweet, Desperate

The sea is angry, my friends.  And so am I. If there’s one youngster I’d like to see play, it’s Mrazek.  Especially against Pinky and the Ingalls sisters.

Still underway and minus all the whiz bang stuff Al Gore promised me long ago.

Probably has something to do with Sequestration. 

I’m just sayin.

It’s a Live Blog, bitches.

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Bent's avatar

Goalie threw his stick, thought you couldn’t do that?

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/17/13 at 07:10 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Ptr Mrzk.  Not hard at all.

I dated a Bulgarian linguist…once.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 02/17/13 at 07:10 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Goalies without sticks.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/17/13 at 07:10 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Petr’s Dong is massive. That is all.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/17/13 at 07:11 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Send him to Dougie’s shop.

With a lighter and some kerosene.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/17/13 at 07:11 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Q had a blow out and needs a head allignment.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/17/13 at 07:09 PM ET

Love it.

C’mon, Zata.  Two defensemen covered Brun and Dangles, take the shot.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 02/17/13 at 07:11 PM ET

behind the net in G.R.'s avatar

In GR his nickname is music, cause since he arrived his play has been music to the fans ears.

Posted by behind the net in G.R. on 02/17/13 at 07:11 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

I dated a Bulgarian linguist…once.

Cunning no doubt

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/17/13 at 07:11 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

In GR his nickname is music,

That could work.  OK, 19+, what’s it going to be?

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/17/13 at 07:12 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

balls

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/17/13 at 07:16 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

LB froze?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 02/17/13 at 07:16 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Goalie threw his stick, thought you couldn’t do that?

Last I heard it’s a two minute penalty.  I remember one time Marty Turco did that shit against us and it wasn’t initially called.  I was so mad I wanted to smash the tv.  Then they called it and I calmed down.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/17/13 at 07:16 PM ET

Bent's avatar

That sucks.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/17/13 at 07:16 PM ET

calquake's avatar

In GR his nickname is music,

That could work.  OK, 19+, what’s it going to be?

Okay then… Mr. Mxyzptlk it is.

Posted by calquake on 02/17/13 at 07:16 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Dammit…

Right off Bruns.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 02/17/13 at 07:17 PM ET

monkey's avatar

One to two minutes from now Minn will score.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/17/13 at 07:17 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Crap.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/17/13 at 07:17 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

dated a Bulgarian linguist…once.

Cunning no doubt

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/17/13 at 07:11 PM ET

Oral fixation.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 02/17/13 at 07:17 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Last I heard it’s a two minute penalty.  I remember one time Marty Turco did that shit against us and it wasn’t initially called.  I was so mad I wanted to smash the tv.  Then they called it and I calmed down.

They never showed a replay, so I can’t be sure he did, but it looked like it to me.

 

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/17/13 at 07:17 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Blind squirrel finds nut?

LGRW !!!!!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 02/17/13 at 07:17 PM ET

dougie's avatar

I get up to pick a dog turd up off the floor, turn my back for 10 seconds, and Minny scores a goal.

WTF??

Posted by dougie on 02/17/13 at 07:17 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

that puck had eyes ...

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/17/13 at 07:17 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

It makes me sad when the Wings suddenly forget that they had been absolutely dominating a game

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/17/13 at 07:17 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Nice pass to the circles Kronner.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/17/13 at 07:17 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

poop.

tried to clear but didn’t get anything on it.

not exactly a power blast, wobbled through a dozen legs and a dong.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 02/17/13 at 07:18 PM ET

monkey's avatar

One to two minutes from now Minn will score.

I did it again.  What a rush.  I’m like some kind of wizard.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/17/13 at 07:18 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Wings need to pick up their pace.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/17/13 at 07:19 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

PEE-TA!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/17/13 at 07:19 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

This really ...really commercial is really getting on my nerves.


Really.

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/17/13 at 07:19 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

It makes me sad when the Wings suddenly forget that they had been absolutely dominating a game

The 2-0 lead killed their mojo

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/17/13 at 07:19 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Monkey - I just read your where you’re from. Hit an Ice Patch there. I’ve been there.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/17/13 at 07:20 PM ET

dougie's avatar

I did it again.  What a rush.  I’m like some kind of wizard.

Is it time for Wapner yet, Rain Man?

Posted by dougie on 02/17/13 at 07:20 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Who is #63?

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/17/13 at 07:20 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

PEE-TA!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/17/13 at 07:19 PM ET

Now that’s a good nickname.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/17/13 at 07:20 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Settle the fuch down, Kronner.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 02/17/13 at 07:21 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Monkey - I just read your where you’re from. Hit an Ice Patch there. I’ve been there.

A helluva place.  The mayor is a douche though.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/17/13 at 07:21 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Who is #63?

Walking Ander’s son.

Posted by calquake on 02/17/13 at 07:21 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Who is #63?

Posted by monkey from Thispuckjusthitsanicepatchandslidesintothebackofth on 02/17/13 at 07:20 PM ET

Andersson.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/17/13 at 07:22 PM ET

monkey's avatar

It’s always time for Wapner.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/17/13 at 07:22 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Now that’s a good nickname.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/17/13 at 07:20 PM ET

I got it from you, Kate!  smile

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/17/13 at 07:23 PM ET

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