The "Pierre McGuire is a Douche Canoe" Ticket Contest is back.

This contest is open anytime the NHL plays a regular season or playoff game and Pierre McGuire is on TV in the building. Get a sign behind Pierre's head on a TV broadcast saying "Pierre McGuire is a Douche Canoe" and win two tickets to a Maple Leafs home game of your choice next regular season and two tickets to the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto, Canada.

To ensure you get credit for this incredible public service, email [email protected] in advance so I can award the tickets to you once successful. All emails will be strictly confidential, good luck.

Pierre McGuire, our beloved Douche Canoe, is an Emmy winner. I feel this contest now has to honour McGuire throughout the regular season in addition to the playoffs. Just like the Emmy selection panel.