Abel to Yzerman
Only 47 Left…Let’s Live Blog Most Of Them
by IwoCPO on 01/21/13 at 06:38 PM ET
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Saturday night? That was the first Lang fight. The Stallion showed a glimpse of push-back the first twenty seconds and then he was overwhelmed by the sheer, animal strength of the hungry challenger. Don't forget. Clubber Lang lived alone, trained alone, ate alone, washed alone, raised pigeons alone and said horrible things to Adrian at an event that was supposed to be Rocky's Big Day.
And then he laid waste to Balboa. Demoralized him.
Unlike Rocky III, perhaps the greatest true story in modern boxing history, I have little hope of a miracle.
Holy hell. It wasn't just a "fail to compete," or a lot of lost "puck battles". There was no competition and there was no battle. That Blues team is really good. And our Wings team is really, really mediocre. Slow. We looked plodding compared to Clubber Lang.
I offer you no hope for 12. Not now. Not after that. Mickey's dead. Adrian's lost faith. All is lost.
Appollo? We need you. And bring that fat drunk Paulie with you.
It's a Live Blog. With BJs.
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And this is somehow different from the million or so other times you’ve used that phrase?
Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/21/13 at 08:54 PM ET
Well, Mr. Smarty Pants,this time they have an excellent Imperial IPA they made their damn selves. 9%, 85IBU. 4 pints was plenty
Posted by dougie on 01/21/13 at 09:58 PM ET
im still waiting on the Subban trade to come through. I’ll go pop some popcorn and wait by the mailbox.
Posted by NIVO from underpants gnome village on 01/21/13 at 09:58 PM ET
Q-less may be painfully bad but Franzen has regressed from last year. Just horrible.
Posted by Brooklyn Deuce from Fauborg Marigny on 01/21/13 at 09:58 PM ET
*shot goes wide, yet the goalie touches it**
I don’t think he was referring to the puck. 
Posted by calquake on 01/21/13 at 09:58 PM ET
*DC continues to name drop on Junior hockey and various minor league entities*
Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 01/21/13 at 09:59 PM ET
JIMMAH! Wow did not see that happen live.
Posted by sjketcheson from Ottawa on 01/21/13 at 10:00 PM ET
rofl dorsett called kronner a “effin homo” from the box LMAO.
Posted by NIVO from underpants gnome village on 01/21/13 at 10:00 PM ET
JIMMAH!!!!!
Go WINGS!!!!!
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 01/21/13 at 10:00 PM ET
Man, Dorsett is an ugly sack.
Of course, he makes more money and gets better looking women than I could ever dream of, so there is that.
Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 01/21/13 at 10:00 PM ET
Q ........................................................
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/21/13 at 10:01 PM ET
Did Dorsett just call Kronners a fuchin homo?
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/13 at 10:01 PM ET
Anal Queef with a boneheaded penalty.
Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/21/13 at 10:01 PM ET
Did Dorsett just call Kronners a fuchin homo?
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
I saw that too, Kate - I think he did.
Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 01/21/13 at 10:02 PM ET
holy crap there’s a Wings game on my television
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 01/21/13 at 10:02 PM ET
Dammit. Why didn’t Q blow out his knee when hitting the boards right there?
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where free agents no longer want to go. on 01/21/13 at 10:02 PM ET
Did Dorsett just call Kronners a fuchin homo?
I prefer to interpret his lips as having said “I’m a fuchin homo” - it’s hard to tell the difference sometimes, you know?
Posted by sjketcheson from Ottawa on 01/21/13 at 10:02 PM ET
oH LOOK, q TAKES A PENALTY, COLOR ME SHOCKED
Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 01/21/13 at 10:02 PM ET
Only in BJ land can a goon be an assistant captain. Nice penalty Quinky Dinky.
Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 01/21/13 at 10:03 PM ET
Lashoff on the PK. This is what I’m looking for.
Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 01/21/13 at 10:03 PM ET
F my Q !
Please sweet 8 pound baby Jesus don’t let them tie the game. We have a 16% PK.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 01/21/13 at 10:04 PM ET
That Lashoff.. He’s a keeper. Q.. You’re fuching Fired.
Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 01/21/13 at 10:05 PM ET
Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 01/21/13 at 09:02 PM ET
What a fuchin homo. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that) You knew that was coming.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/13 at 10:05 PM ET
Brunner looks like this generaton’s Bill Lochhead. Lots of flash, not much cash
Impressed with the Lochead reference. I don’t feel so old now, and can still remember his OT winner against Atlanta in the 78 playoffs.
Posted by Down River Dan on 01/21/13 at 10:06 PM ET
What a fuchin homo. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that) You knew that was coming.
That’s so gay.
Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/21/13 at 10:06 PM ET
do the NBC broadcasters not realize that the fans aren’t getting riled up and cheering for COLUMBUS?
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 01/21/13 at 10:07 PM ET
Oh, that hit his stick—terrible call.
Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 01/21/13 at 10:07 PM ET
Wow. I knew how fuching stupid that rule was, but now I realize it in its totality. Wow.
Posted by sjketcheson from Ottawa on 01/21/13 at 10:07 PM ET
What a dumb fuching rule.
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where free agents no longer want to go. on 01/21/13 at 10:08 PM ET
Jeebus Christo!
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/13 at 10:08 PM ET
Cleary has acquitted himself quite well thus far.
Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 01/21/13 at 10:08 PM ET
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What a freaking momentum killer
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/13 at 09:57 PM ET