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One Down, 39 To Go

40 wins gets us in, and getting in is what Kenny Holland's allllll about.  Just the tip, though. Just the first round.  Start a new streak. A new legacy for Tick Tock after a one-year hiatus from his pleasure dome of playoff consistency. 

In the meantime, any chance you might want to consider keeping your most explosive offensive player from jet-setting off to Europe, Kenny? 

Wait. Don't answer that. Do not answer that because we have other flight-related issues to discuss.  Our little Oompa Loompa, the boy we knew when he was laying pipe all over multiple downriver municipalities? Yup. As mentioned the other night in the Live Blog, Happy Hudler has been himself.

According to a report from a Czech newspaper, the Delta Airlines flight staff on that trip has accused Hudler of having a belligerent outburst on the plane in which he demanded cocaine from a flight attendant. That flight attendant assumed Hudler's request for "coke" was in reference to the soda, but he allegedly further clarified that he was in the market for the white powder.

When the flight attendant refused his request (shocker), the 33-year-old Hudler allegedly became incensed and threatened the woman, telling her that he would have his friends kill her upon arrival in Prague. On top of that, Hudler is also accused of doing cocaine in the plane's bathroom and then attempting to urinate on a food cart. (It's very confusing why he wouldn't just pee in the bathroom if he was already in there doing cocaine, but that's neither here nor there.) 

My god. That is awesome.  As a Sailor, one who's had some on-liberty issues as a young man, I'm just proud.  He tried to piss on a food cart.  I mean...he...tried...to...piss...on...a...food cart.

Those are the things that are going to keep us sane for the next seven months.  We need those things, you and I.

I think, based on what deep digger captain, Khan(!), told us earlier...that Jimmy and his dong are back in net tonight.  Good. Good for two reasons: he's better and because I'm not a big Mrazek fan...him or his attitude.

It's a Live Blog, bitches.  I'll be recording the game and watching AFTER the Harbaugh show.  

LGRW.

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stonehands-78's avatar

Go Blue!

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/07/17 at 06:09 PM ET

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Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie, MI on 10/07/17 at 06:10 PM ET

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Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie, MI on 10/07/17 at 06:14 PM ET

alwaysaurie's avatar

LGRW!!

Posted by alwaysaurie on 10/07/17 at 06:26 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

LGRW!

GO BLUE!

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 10/07/17 at 06:29 PM ET

ilovehomers's avatar

Mmmmmm Howie’s dong…

Wait what?

Posted by ilovehomers on 10/07/17 at 06:30 PM ET

ilovehomers's avatar

Dont show this to my fiance

Posted by ilovehomers on 10/07/17 at 06:31 PM ET

Alan's avatar

LGRW, and Go Blue!

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 10/07/17 at 06:36 PM ET

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Compete and I dont care if we win or lose.

Posted by ThatGuy on 10/07/17 at 06:46 PM ET

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2 points in the books on the way to 164.

LGRW!!!

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 10/07/17 at 07:02 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

Evenin’ bitches. Master Chief. Why do boys try to pee on things? Because they can.  wink

As the mother of 5 sons, to say I’ve seen a bit of high jinks would be an understatement, but, Happy certainly earned his nickname.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 10/07/17 at 07:03 PM ET

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What?  You can’t even get cocaine on a plane anymore?  And I thought less leg room was annoying.  Airline customer service really has hit rock bottom.  tongue rolleye

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 10/07/17 at 07:08 PM ET

calquake's avatar

It’s a great night for a hockey game. L.G.R.W.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 10/07/17 at 07:10 PM ET

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Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie, MI on 10/07/17 at 06:14 PM ET

That is possibly the most beautiful thing I’ve seen in a very long time

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 10/07/17 at 07:12 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

That kid can really belt oot a tune. Eh?

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 10/07/17 at 07:14 PM ET

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game on

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 10/07/17 at 07:15 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

“man advantage”

... do it, boyz.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/07/17 at 07:18 PM ET

Alan's avatar

I’ve got the FSD feed on NHL.tv. Does it look like they’re having technical difficulties to anyone else?

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 10/07/17 at 07:19 PM ET

calquake's avatar

good and bad on the PP.  Who da thunk it?

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 10/07/17 at 07:20 PM ET

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No finish for Helm

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 10/07/17 at 07:21 PM ET

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I’ve got the FSD feed on NHL.tv. Does it look like they’re having technical difficulties to anyone else?

I just thought it was from the white powder Happy sent me.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 10/07/17 at 07:21 PM ET

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Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin’ on my manifesto on 10/07/17 at 07:21 PM ET

I’m jealous. Happy never sent me anything.

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 10/07/17 at 07:23 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

I’ve got the FSD feed on NHL.tv. Does it look like they’re having technical difficulties to anyone else?

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 10/07/17 at 07:19 PM ET

Yes they are. Even during the pre game show.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 10/07/17 at 07:25 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

James

... and his dong

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/07/17 at 07:26 PM ET

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Wow, that’s a weak call on E even by this year’s standards so far

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 10/07/17 at 07:26 PM ET

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kilt it….again

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 10/07/17 at 07:29 PM ET

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Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 10/07/17 at 07:25 PM ET

Just glad to know it’s not just me. I’d hate to take time away from the game to diagnose more computer problems.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 10/07/17 at 07:26 PM ET

Weak for sure, but I think this is gonna be the year they hyperfocus on slashes, much like how they hyperfocused on interference and holding for 2005-2006. They’ll pat themselves on the back at the end of the season for a job well done, and it’ll be back to normal next year.

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 10/07/17 at 07:31 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

Hej Y’all !!  Let’s Go Rewings CLAP CLAP CLAP

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 10/07/17 at 07:33 PM ET

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LGRW smile

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 10/07/17 at 07:33 PM ET

calquake's avatar

The man with no vowels looks like he’s ready to grab the cheese so to speak.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 10/07/17 at 07:37 PM ET

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Ericsson again   sick

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 10/07/17 at 07:40 PM ET

Alan's avatar

Good ol’ Errorsen is back to midseason form, I see.

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 10/07/17 at 07:42 PM ET

Royal Grand Exalted PooBah's avatar

Ericsson again

I guess we can expect this all year. And more of the same from Kronwall when he gets in a game.

Posted by Royal Grand Exalted PooBah from the basement of the Alamo on 10/07/17 at 07:43 PM ET

Down River Dan's avatar

Not trying to compare Frk or Pulky to Ovechkin, but last year I wondered why they wouldn’t use either of those guys like the capitals use our. Just put it him on the left face-off Dot and feed them one timers. So far Frk has blown one bye the goalie and another couple have resulted in rebounds for Mantha to bang home. Glad the coaches finally wised up.

Posted by Down River Dan on 10/07/17 at 07:44 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

Really?

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 10/07/17 at 07:47 PM ET

Alan's avatar

Stop passing the puck like that, Larkin.

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 10/07/17 at 07:49 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Not a bad first period.

Posted by calquake from a.k.a. Uniquake, workin' on my manifesto on 10/07/17 at 07:49 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

close nellie

0-0 after 1

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 10/07/17 at 07:50 PM ET

Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit's avatar

Not too shabby, Boyos.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from PA now in SC-made in Detroit on 10/07/17 at 07:50 PM ET

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Nice slash to the back Nielsen took there.  Refs don’t want to make PP chances uneven I guess.  rolleyes

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 10/07/17 at 07:50 PM ET

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