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On The Heels of An A2Y Classic, It’s a Baby Brother Live Blog

It’s hard to predict what the cause will be.  It could be a playoff game, a winning streak, a playful joke played by the swaddled, babbling 8-pound, six-ounce Christ child on us, the unsuspecting innocent Wing fans (in other words, a losing streak). You just never know what’s going to prompt a Live Blog for the ages.  Friday night we brought Pinky back into the fray and I think that may have lit some sort of sick fire under the 19.  The result?

WestWing summed it up about midway through, and it just went downhill from here:

1) Bill would blow Wally the hairdresser, but maybe not Gator, although his daughter would.
2) Pumpkin beer sucks unless it’s filtered through a homeless drunk’s ass.
3) Calquake is the perfect antidote to that not-so-fresh feeling (i.e. when you smell like a homeless drunk’s ass)
4) Hudler goes both ways, and has apparently become really damn good at it.
5) Alcohol is a helluva drug.


Why do I think references to homeless drunks’ asses are going to become the norm?  Absolutely classic work.  Bravo to every one of you.  Anyone who doesn’t find that funny can just go ahead and suck it. But don’t leave because we’d like to make fun of you for the next several hours.

On to today.  Baby brother’s in town and we haven’t beaten that little bitch in Detroit in like two years. That is disgusting and it must end. Today. If the playoffs started this evening?

We’d get San Jose. That’s a whole other topic, an entire series of posts that would range from obscene overconfidence to gun-in-the-mouth pessimism.  But, with a loose puck here or a beer aerated through the crack of a homeless man’s ass there, it could easily be the Cawks in the first round. 

The wary among us would say that’s a bad matchup, the talented, young Hawks with the “strong core”.  The rest of us, actually all of us really, would say Chicago’s goaltending is so frigging bad that we’d go all Raylen Givens on their asses to the tune of 5 games. Max.

But that’s April.  Jesus. Just typing that reminded me the playoffs are only a month away. 

Fuccchhhhhh….ahhhh well.  It’s a Live Blog, bitches. 

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RWBill's avatar

Yooper, sunset in Virginia.  Won’t be long to fire this up.  I don’t have any snow around here though.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/04/12 at 09:13 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Where in the fuching hell is Horse’s Ass’ head.

NVM…

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/04/12 at 09:13 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Wow, more pretty and even the fin couldnt finish

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/04/12 at 09:14 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Wally - soo close

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/04/12 at 09:14 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

Score a goal already

Posted by SolidTG7 on 03/04/12 at 09:14 PM ET

HockeyFanOhio's avatar

A couple of good chances but no joy.

Posted by HockeyFanOhio from Central Ohio on 03/04/12 at 09:14 PM ET

scotts0's avatar

What a fudgin pass by Zetterberg.  How many times are the Wings going to miss on great scoring chances??

Posted by scotts0 from New York on 03/04/12 at 09:14 PM ET

monkey's avatar

If Hawks are little brother, who is our mother?


They’re little brother, but they have another mother.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/04/12 at 09:14 PM ET

scotts0's avatar

So just to recap, Duncan Keith sucker punches Filppula but doesn’t bat an eye at Bertuzzi just now.  I see Duncan’s true color is pink for pussie.

Posted by scotts0 from New York on 03/04/12 at 09:15 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Where in the fuching hell is Horse’s Ass’ head.

NVM…

Posted by SYF from fashionista dougie’s drunken iPhone on 03/04/12 at 06:13 PM ET

I keep wondering if Cleary is gonna kick in some offense.  Seems like he’s been absent forever.  Maybe it’s just me.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/04/12 at 09:16 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 03/04/12 at 06:13 PM ET

Thats gorgeous RWBill.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/04/12 at 09:16 PM ET

SYF's avatar

GET A FUCHING GOAL, WINGS!!!!!!111!!1!1

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/04/12 at 09:17 PM ET

calquake's avatar

I keep wondering if Cleary is gonna kick in some offense.  Seems like he’s been absent forever.  Maybe it’s just me.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 03/04/12 at 06:16 PM ET

I’m thinking one of the kids should play and let Danny get his head together.

Posted by calquake on 03/04/12 at 09:18 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Bah, flip denied again

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/04/12 at 09:18 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Come on Wings! Fuching SCORE! Right NOW!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/04/12 at 09:18 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

Tick tick tick

Posted by SolidTG7 on 03/04/12 at 09:18 PM ET

dougie's avatar

You can’t say we aren’t getting our chances.

Posted by dougie on 03/04/12 at 09:18 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

I keep wondering if Cleary is gonna kick in some offense.  Seems like he’s been absent forever.  Maybe it’s just me.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 03/04/12 at 06:16 PM ET

Its not, Detroit’s GPG average is missing him too.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/04/12 at 09:19 PM ET

monkey's avatar

CALLING ALL LAWYERS:

Anyone here up to speed on family law in Michigan (child support issues)  (no, I am not the father)?

Muchos gracias.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/04/12 at 09:19 PM ET

scotts0's avatar

I think in Lidstrom’s absence the Wings should just go ahead and make Helm the captain.  I mean, it’s not like he doesn’t already play like one….

Posted by scotts0 from New York on 03/04/12 at 09:20 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Smitty!  Wheels!

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/04/12 at 09:20 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

#2 has a lot to his game.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/04/12 at 09:20 PM ET

Puppies and Hookers's avatar

Nice footrace for the icing Smitty!

Posted by Puppies and Hookers from La la land on 03/04/12 at 09:20 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

#2 has a lot to his game.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/04/12 at 06:20 PM ET

Some serious wheels!

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/04/12 at 09:21 PM ET

SoDakWIngNut's avatar

Helmer, Abby, and Smitty are really driving the Wings right now. Hope they get rewarded soon.

Posted by SoDakWIngNut from Rapid City, SD on 03/04/12 at 09:21 PM ET

VooX's avatar

We got crushes like Sandusky on the kids in the lineup.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/04/12 at 09:21 PM ET

Puppies and Hookers's avatar

I love number 2

Posted by Puppies and Hookers from La la land on 03/04/12 at 09:21 PM ET

calquake's avatar

I love number 2

So do I… especially after a big meal.

Posted by calquake on 03/04/12 at 09:22 PM ET

scotts0's avatar

His left thumb kinda looks like a dong.

Posted by scotts0 from New York on 03/04/12 at 09:22 PM ET

SYF's avatar

We got crushes like Sandusky on the kids in the lineup.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/04/12 at 06:21 PM ET

[pulls down the shade]

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/04/12 at 09:23 PM ET

Puppies and Hookers's avatar

What exactly do you do, Mr. Number Two?
Number Two: That’s my business. Now if you’ll excuse, I have to go to the little boys’ room.

Posted by Puppies and Hookers from La la land on 03/04/12 at 09:24 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Jezzuz we deserve better than a 2-1 loss for this effort.

Stuart pulled a 2009 Game 7 again.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/04/12 at 09:24 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Jezzuz we deserve better than a 2-1 loss for this effort.

You’re forgetting the inevitable EN.

Posted by calquake on 03/04/12 at 09:26 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Jezzuz we deserve better than a 2-1 loss for this effort.

Stuart pulled a 2009 Game 7 again.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 03/04/12 at 06:24 PM ET

The post has really stolen this game for the Hawks thus far.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/04/12 at 09:26 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

  I love number 2

So do I… especially after a big meal.

It’s nice to have a good BM instead of just a piece of shit.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/04/12 at 09:27 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Stuart pulled a 2009 Game 7 again.

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 03/04/12 at 06:24 PM ET

Why what happened 2009 game 7?

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/04/12 at 09:27 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

A loss and we drop to 4th place in Conference.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/04/12 at 09:27 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Who the fuch are you passing to, Horse’s Ass???

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/04/12 at 09:27 PM ET

Puppies and Hookers's avatar

The post has really stolen this game for the Hawks thus far.

four of them by my count.  eMerY iS a TaLeNtEd GoAliE

Posted by Puppies and Hookers from La la land on 03/04/12 at 09:28 PM ET

VooX's avatar

    I love number 2

  So do I… especially after a big meal.

It’s nice to have a good BM instead of just a piece of shit.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/04/12 at 06:27 PM ET

The PP inspired me to clean my toilet during the last one.  Seriously.  At least I was effective at getting something done during the PP time.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/04/12 at 09:29 PM ET

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