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On The Heels of An A2Y Classic, It’s a Baby Brother Live Blog

It’s hard to predict what the cause will be.  It could be a playoff game, a winning streak, a playful joke played by the swaddled, babbling 8-pound, six-ounce Christ child on us, the unsuspecting innocent Wing fans (in other words, a losing streak). You just never know what’s going to prompt a Live Blog for the ages.  Friday night we brought Pinky back into the fray and I think that may have lit some sort of sick fire under the 19.  The result?

WestWing summed it up about midway through, and it just went downhill from here:

1) Bill would blow Wally the hairdresser, but maybe not Gator, although his daughter would.
2) Pumpkin beer sucks unless it’s filtered through a homeless drunk’s ass.
3) Calquake is the perfect antidote to that not-so-fresh feeling (i.e. when you smell like a homeless drunk’s ass)
4) Hudler goes both ways, and has apparently become really damn good at it.
5) Alcohol is a helluva drug.


Why do I think references to homeless drunks’ asses are going to become the norm?  Absolutely classic work.  Bravo to every one of you.  Anyone who doesn’t find that funny can just go ahead and suck it. But don’t leave because we’d like to make fun of you for the next several hours.

On to today.  Baby brother’s in town and we haven’t beaten that little bitch in Detroit in like two years. That is disgusting and it must end. Today. If the playoffs started this evening?

We’d get San Jose. That’s a whole other topic, an entire series of posts that would range from obscene overconfidence to gun-in-the-mouth pessimism.  But, with a loose puck here or a beer aerated through the crack of a homeless man’s ass there, it could easily be the Cawks in the first round. 

The wary among us would say that’s a bad matchup, the talented, young Hawks with the “strong core”.  The rest of us, actually all of us really, would say Chicago’s goaltending is so frigging bad that we’d go all Raylen Givens on their asses to the tune of 5 games. Max.

But that’s April.  Jesus. Just typing that reminded me the playoffs are only a month away. 

Fuccchhhhhh….ahhhh well.  It’s a Live Blog, bitches. 

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bezukov's avatar

Ewww EJ Hradek.  Anytime I feel like my stupid tank needs a top off I know I can count on him.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/04/12 at 07:46 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Posted by SYF from fashionista dougie’s drunken iPhone on 03/04/12 at 04:46 PM ET

Among yours and the many other recommendations around here, you bitches are drinking some fine brew down South.  With or without homeless ass crack pure filtering, the 19 have fine taste.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/04/12 at 07:48 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Ewww EJ Hradek.  Anytime I feel like my stupid tank needs a top off I know I can count on him.

Posted by bezukov from South of Detroit on 03/04/12 at 04:46 PM ET

He has an honorary degree from the Stupid Meeting Club.

Posted by calquake on 03/04/12 at 07:49 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Among yours and the many other recommendations around here, you bitches are drinking some fine brew down South.  With or without homeless ass crack pure filtering, the 19 have fine taste.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/04/12 at 04:48 PM ET

Spoilt for awesome libations here in Vegas, VooX.  I would not have found the other flavors for San Miguel if Vegas did not have a sizable Asian citizenry.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/04/12 at 07:53 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Fugg you, Jobu.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/04/12 at 07:53 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

SOG after one 5-9 Wings

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/04/12 at 07:55 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

San Miguel Cerveza Negra..Yummy…me want me want

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 03/04/12 at 07:56 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

*#$%@& *#$%@& *#$%@&.

Posted by mrfluffy from A wide spot on I-90 in Montana on 03/04/12 at 07:57 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Jimmy too? Aw fack.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/04/12 at 07:57 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

FUCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH et tu Jimmah?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/04/12 at 07:57 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Fuching Hell.  Jimmy too?

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/04/12 at 07:57 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

no Jimmy???!!!

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/04/12 at 07:57 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

*#$%@& *#$%@& *#$%@&.

Posted by mrfluffy from A wide spot on I-90 in Montana on 03/04/12 at 07:57 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Second period.  Let’s shoot it, boys.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/04/12 at 07:58 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

the hell?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/04/12 at 07:58 PM ET

monkey's avatar

JOBU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/04/12 at 07:58 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Suck it up boys…. we are the Detroit Red Wings.

Posted by calquake on 03/04/12 at 07:58 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

What happened to Jimmah?

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/04/12 at 07:59 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Jimmeh?  This is some cochsucking garbage.  Frakkkkk.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/04/12 at 07:59 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Jobu’s a garcia fucher.  Now Jimmy’s out.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/04/12 at 08:00 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

Since I forgot to stock up on my beer ration afor Thumper (da wife) left on Thursday, I am drinking South Side Estates Red. It is the house wine I always have brewing in the basement. Last time I cheched it was 22% Goes really well with afternoon grilled steak.


MMmmm grilled steak in the middle of winter, that’s good eatin’

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/04/12 at 08:00 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

What happened to Jimmah?

No one seems to have a clue what happened. Hopefully nothing worse than the flu.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/04/12 at 08:00 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

This is a very good Danish beer…

Let’s Go Red Wings

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 03/04/12 at 08:00 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Hahahahahaha Kronner.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/04/12 at 08:00 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Kronwall.  Love that shit.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/04/12 at 08:01 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Mule actually hit somebody,

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/04/12 at 08:01 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Now Howard out, Who the F’ing F brought out Jobu?

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/04/12 at 08:02 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Posted by Gary Bettman SUCK from Fort Myers, Florida on 03/04/12 at 05:00 PM ET

In a strictly platonic non-committal way, I lusts you.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/04/12 at 08:02 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Perfect bounce for miller. Shame that didnt go in

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/04/12 at 08:02 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

finger hurting him?

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/04/12 at 08:02 PM ET

dougie's avatar

I would not have found the other flavors for San Miguel if Vegas did not have a sizable Asian citizenry.

Posted by SYF from fashionista dougie’s drunken iPhone on 03/04/12 at 04:53 PM ET

I had a buddy that made the mistake of getting between a Vietmunese guy and his San Miguel in a casino. It was ugly.

Posted by dougie on 03/04/12 at 08:02 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Sorry got distracted updating my logbook

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/04/12 at 08:02 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

I guess if Jimmy’s on the bench it can’t be that bad.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/04/12 at 08:03 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Jimmah looks like he has the flu. Glazed gaze.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/04/12 at 08:04 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

The Eff word? Dirty dishwater.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/04/12 at 08:05 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

“dirty dishwater”

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/04/12 at 08:05 PM ET

SoDakWIngNut's avatar

Love the Mickey-isms.

“Dirty dish water!”

Posted by SoDakWIngNut from Rapid City, SD on 03/04/12 at 08:05 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Glazed gaze.

Like an officer on a donut break.

Posted by calquake on 03/04/12 at 08:05 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Nice neutral zone slapper form Homer. Maybe he should play the point on the PP instead of Hudler.

Midget on his knees still firing. heh.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/04/12 at 08:05 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Love that effort from Happy.  Damn shame he didn’t snipe that bitch from his knees.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/04/12 at 08:05 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com