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Need A Pacifier?  Bullet Bob’s Getting Something Even Better

I'm not sure how many games with  Columbus are left, and I guarantee I won't be looking it up, but Gary wants you to know he'll suspend any and all future BJ-related events if you appear to enjoy them too much. He has that kind of power and don't you forget it.

Tonite is a trap game for our beloved, most likely very tired, Red Wings.

James Tiberius Howard took a stick to the sack last night and said...

"It took about 10 minutes for it to settle down."

Wait until you're older Jimmah.  That dilemma won't seem like such a problem.

Especially when there's BJs involved, eh?  Boom.

It's a Live Blog, bitches.

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dougie's avatar

He looks like Pete Rose from the side.

Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 07:38 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Bert - - Uzi, mowing down Mason

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/02/13 at 07:40 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Are you sure it’s not Pete Rose?

Posted by monkey from All hands, abandon ship. This is not a drill. on 02/02/13 at 07:37 PM ET

might be Pete Rose?

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/02/13 at 07:40 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Oh, Chief, we didn’t do squat on a PP, while we were talking aboot Pete Rose.

Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 07:40 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Jimmah - been sharp tonight

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/02/13 at 07:41 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

DONNGGG

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/02/13 at 07:41 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

JIMMAH

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/02/13 at 07:41 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Eh, probably a decent call on Bert there.

Nice diving play by Abs

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/02/13 at 07:41 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

James.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/02/13 at 07:41 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

balllzzz

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/02/13 at 07:42 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Wow, James flopping it out there, great stop.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/02/13 at 07:42 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

The DET PK - - sure to pad the stats of anyones PP

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/02/13 at 07:42 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

no help for jimmy

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/02/13 at 07:43 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

bummer

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/02/13 at 07:43 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Shit.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/02/13 at 07:43 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Wiesnewski pulled a Homer. Jimmah never saw the puck

Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 07:43 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Good, sweet, baby carrots, GCL feed about a minute behind. Thanks, NHL.

Of course, Wizdoucheski score on the PP. Super.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/02/13 at 07:44 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Definitely Pete Rose. Definitely.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/02/13 at 07:45 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

What a puss

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/02/13 at 07:45 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

back to the PK of death - -

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/02/13 at 07:46 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Not again.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/02/13 at 07:46 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Definitely Pete Rose. Definitely.

Hall Of Famer. Definitely.

Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 07:46 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

all in all, a rather pedestrian period

at least DET appear to be skating

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/02/13 at 07:46 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Now THAT seems like a slightly weak crosscheck call.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/02/13 at 07:47 PM ET

dougie's avatar

First period in 25 words or less. Detroit dominated. CBJ got lucky. 1-1 at recess

Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 07:47 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Holy shit, Murph is wasted.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/02/13 at 07:48 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Smith done…wonderful

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/02/13 at 07:50 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Smith out.  That sucks.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/02/13 at 07:51 PM ET

dougie's avatar

So, who remembers their 30th birthday? I don’t. But I was married to the first Mrs. Dougie, so I am sure it involved cocaine and a fistfight.

Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 07:51 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Smith out?  Jeebus, gotta make room for coliacovo.  Great.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 02/02/13 at 07:52 PM ET

monkey's avatar

First period in 25 words or less

Holy shit, Murph is wasted

 

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/02/13 at 07:52 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

I am sure it involved cocaine and a fistfight.

Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 07:51 PM ET

I think the important question here is: Who won?

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/02/13 at 07:53 PM ET

calquake's avatar

So, who remembers their 30th birthday? I don’t. But I was married to the first Mrs. Dougie, so I am sure it involved cocaine and a fistfight.

Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 07:51 PM ET

I understand she packs a mean punch. cheese

Posted by calquake on 02/02/13 at 07:53 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Too bad, the BJs had been choking on Jimmy Howard’s enormous shlong.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 02/02/13 at 07:53 PM ET

monkey's avatar

The only birthday I remember is 21

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/02/13 at 07:54 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Smith out?

What the hell happened?

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/02/13 at 07:55 PM ET

Bent's avatar

So, who remembers their 30th birthday? I don’t. But I was married to the first Mrs. Dougie, so I am sure it involved cocaine and a fistfight.
   
Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 07:51 PM ET

I don’t, and it was less than a year ago.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/02/13 at 07:55 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Fuch you, Jobu.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 02/02/13 at 07:55 PM ET

calquake's avatar

  Smith out?

What the hell happened?

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 02/02/13 at 07:55 PM ET

He broke a nail.

Posted by calquake on 02/02/13 at 07:55 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Hey, look what I found at the Ft. Lee commissary this evening. 

Not from Hamtramck though, some place in Indiana. Who knows Polish Lent pastry better than Hamtramck?

Felt a little stale on the outside corner.

Polish paczki

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 02/02/13 at 07:56 PM ET

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