Abel to Yzerman
Need A Pacifier? Bullet Bob’s Getting Something Even Better
by IwoCPO on 02/02/13 at 07:00 PM ET
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I'm not sure how many games with Columbus are left, and I guarantee I won't be looking it up, but Gary wants you to know he'll suspend any and all future BJ-related events if you appear to enjoy them too much. He has that kind of power and don't you forget it.
Tonite is a trap game for our beloved, most likely very tired, Red Wings.
James Tiberius Howard took a stick to the sack last night and said...
"It took about 10 minutes for it to settle down."
Wait until you're older Jimmah. That dilemma won't seem like such a problem.
Especially when there's BJs involved, eh? Boom.
It's a Live Blog, bitches.
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Ahh, they saw you were a tourist eh?!
Nope, they HEARD I was a tourist, when that Southern drawl kept ordering pints.
Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 09:38 PM ET
DET have the puck on their stick, dont clear - - and it is in the net
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/02/13 at 09:39 PM ET
gave ‘em too many chances.
crap
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/02/13 at 09:39 PM ET
Nice PK….wait, never mind.
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 02/02/13 at 09:39 PM ET
Heading the wrong direction boys. WTF is up tongiht?
Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/02/13 at 09:39 PM ET
... and no help again for jimmy
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/02/13 at 09:39 PM ET
F Me, so close to tying the game, now getting raped.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/02/13 at 09:40 PM ET
Ridiculously poor D zone coverage
Dude was more open than a crack whores legs
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/02/13 at 09:41 PM ET
Come on for christsakes!
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/02/13 at 09:41 PM ET
Qlusterfvck and Franzen on the ice for that one.
Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 02/02/13 at 09:42 PM ET
Fuching Boll. So he doesn’t get thrown out for a hit to the head?
Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/02/13 at 09:42 PM ET
Boll needs to get his ass kicked.
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where free agents no longer want to go. on 02/02/13 at 09:42 PM ET
Sure, put us in a bigger hole with a PP.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/02/13 at 09:42 PM ET
The Turnstile strikes again.
Posted by jimathor from The land of Sir Humblepatch of Bumblehound on 02/02/13 at 09:42 PM ET
Boll, what a dick.
Paging Mr. Tootoo. Jordin TooToo, white courtesy phone, please.
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 02/02/13 at 09:42 PM ET
Boll. Needs. Hurtin’.
Posted by jimathor from The land of Sir Humblepatch of Bumblehound on 02/02/13 at 09:43 PM ET
Boll should be gone. Filthy whore.
Someone needs to start some shit, Tootoo.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/02/13 at 09:43 PM ET
Wow. You stay classy, Boll.
Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 02/02/13 at 09:43 PM ET
DET got nothing
After last night, it isnt too surprising
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/02/13 at 09:43 PM ET
Paging Mr. Tootoo. Jordin TooToo, white courtesy phone, please.
No, there’s actually a reason to fight now, so he’s nowhere in sight.
Posted by Hootinani on 02/02/13 at 09:44 PM ET
Toots is probably asking Abs if he wants him to handle his light work.
Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 02/02/13 at 09:45 PM ET
You know how for the last two or three years they’ve said Detroit are an “old” team, the average age of the team has dropped by about 10 years this season, yet we seem older, more tired and utterly beaten.
Posted by jimathor from The land of Sir Humblepatch of Bumblehound on 02/02/13 at 09:45 PM ET
Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 08:44 PM ET
Use yur finger….make a motorboat sound. It’ll be fun.
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 02/02/13 at 09:45 PM ET
yet we seem older, more tired and utterly beaten.
Are you talking aboot the Wings or A2Y?
Posted by calquake on 02/02/13 at 09:46 PM ET
Are you talking aboot the Wings or A2Y?
Posted by calquake on 02/02/13 at 08:46 PM ET
Yes?
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/02/13 at 09:47 PM ET
merf a bit ... “sluggishes”
on a back-to-back too.
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/02/13 at 09:47 PM ET
Are you talking aboot the Wings or A2Y?
Hey! hey…
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 02/02/13 at 09:47 PM ET
Use yur finger….make a motorboat sound. It’ll be fun.
Posted by Rumbear from the Top O the Hasek, lookin for my shadow…. on 02/02/13 at 08:45 PM ET
You are entirely correct ,sir. It WAS fun. You are obviously experienced in these matters.
We had a 3 goal third period last night (shrugs)
Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 09:50 PM ET
this was good news: Go Blue!
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/02/13 at 09:50 PM ET
You are obviously experienced in these matters.
self amusement can be an art. Just sayin….
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 02/02/13 at 09:54 PM ET
Can I have “Things you know you’ll hear on a Saturday night A2Y live blog Alex?”
Use yur finger….make a motorboat sound. It’ll be fun.
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/02/13 at 09:54 PM ET
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