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Need A Pacifier?  Bullet Bob’s Getting Something Even Better

I'm not sure how many games with  Columbus are left, and I guarantee I won't be looking it up, but Gary wants you to know he'll suspend any and all future BJ-related events if you appear to enjoy them too much. He has that kind of power and don't you forget it.

Tonite is a trap game for our beloved, most likely very tired, Red Wings.

James Tiberius Howard took a stick to the sack last night and said...

"It took about 10 minutes for it to settle down."

Wait until you're older Jimmah.  That dilemma won't seem like such a problem.

Especially when there's BJs involved, eh?  Boom.

It's a Live Blog, bitches.

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RWBill's avatar

I love English pubs. They close early enough I can last until last call. Once you have had someone pour a fluer-de-lis in the foam of your Guiness, you are hooked for life.

They do close early, don’t they?

Is that like a Golden Shower?

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/02/13 at 09:38 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Ahh, they saw you were a tourist eh?!

Nope, they HEARD I was a tourist, when that Southern drawl kept ordering pints.

Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 09:38 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

weeeeee

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/02/13 at 09:39 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

DET have the puck on their stick, dont clear - - and it is in the net

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/02/13 at 09:39 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

gave ‘em too many chances.

crap

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/02/13 at 09:39 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Nice PK….wait, never mind.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the prospect shuffle.... on 02/02/13 at 09:39 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Heading the wrong direction boys.  WTF is up tongiht?

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/02/13 at 09:39 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

... and no help again for jimmy

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/02/13 at 09:39 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Iasaac Asimov punked Jimmah on that goal.

Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 09:39 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Garbage.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/02/13 at 09:40 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

F Me, so close to tying the game, now getting raped.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/02/13 at 09:40 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Ridiculously poor D zone coverage

Dude was more open than a crack whores legs

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/02/13 at 09:41 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Come on for christsakes!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/02/13 at 09:41 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

BOLL needs to see Shanny

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/02/13 at 09:41 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Now THAT is a head hit

Posted by Hootinani on 02/02/13 at 09:41 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Qlusterfvck and Franzen on the ice for that one.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/02/13 at 09:42 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Fuching Boll.  So he doesn’t get thrown out for a hit to the head?

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/02/13 at 09:42 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Boll needs to get his ass kicked.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 02/02/13 at 09:42 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Sure, put us in a bigger hole with a PP.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/02/13 at 09:42 PM ET

jimathor's avatar

The Turnstile strikes again.

Posted by jimathor from The land of Sir Humblepatch of Bumblehound on 02/02/13 at 09:42 PM ET

Joe Z.'s avatar

quincey is awfull, again…

Posted by Joe Z. from Austria on 02/02/13 at 09:42 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Boll, what a dick.

Paging Mr. Tootoo. Jordin TooToo, white courtesy phone, please.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the prospect shuffle.... on 02/02/13 at 09:42 PM ET

jimathor's avatar

Boll. Needs. Hurtin’.

Posted by jimathor from The land of Sir Humblepatch of Bumblehound on 02/02/13 at 09:43 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Boll should be gone. Filthy whore.
Someone needs to start some shit, Tootoo.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/02/13 at 09:43 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Wow. You stay classy, Boll.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/02/13 at 09:43 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

DET got nothing

After last night, it isnt too surprising

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/02/13 at 09:43 PM ET

dougie's avatar

My lips are numb. The jar is empty.

LETS GO RED WINGS

Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 09:44 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Paging Mr. Tootoo. Jordin TooToo, white courtesy phone, please.

No, there’s actually a reason to fight now, so he’s nowhere in sight.

Posted by Hootinani on 02/02/13 at 09:44 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Toots is probably asking Abs if he wants him to handle his light work.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/02/13 at 09:45 PM ET

jimathor's avatar

You know how for the last two or three years they’ve said Detroit are an “old” team, the average age of the team has dropped by about 10 years this season, yet we seem older, more tired and utterly beaten.

Posted by jimathor from The land of Sir Humblepatch of Bumblehound on 02/02/13 at 09:45 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 08:44 PM ET

Use yur finger….make a motorboat sound.  It’ll be fun.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the prospect shuffle.... on 02/02/13 at 09:45 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Murph is just pllowed

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/02/13 at 09:45 PM ET

calquake's avatar

yet we seem older, more tired and utterly beaten.

Are you talking aboot the Wings or A2Y?

Posted by calquake on 02/02/13 at 09:46 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Are you talking aboot the Wings or A2Y?

Posted by calquake on 02/02/13 at 08:46 PM ET

Yes?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/02/13 at 09:47 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

merf a bit ... “sluggishes”

on a back-to-back too.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/02/13 at 09:47 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Are you talking aboot the Wings or A2Y?

Hey! hey…

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the prospect shuffle.... on 02/02/13 at 09:47 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Use yur finger….make a motorboat sound.  It’ll be fun.

Posted by Rumbear from the Top O the Hasek, lookin for my shadow…. on 02/02/13 at 08:45 PM ET

You are entirely correct ,sir. It WAS fun.  You are obviously experienced in these matters.

We had a 3 goal third period last night (shrugs)

Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 09:50 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

this was good news: Go Blue!

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/02/13 at 09:50 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

You are obviously experienced in these matters.

self amusement can be an art.  Just sayin….

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the prospect shuffle.... on 02/02/13 at 09:54 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Can I have “Things you know you’ll hear on a Saturday night A2Y live blog Alex?”

Use yur finger….make a motorboat sound.  It’ll be fun.

 

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/02/13 at 09:54 PM ET

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