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Need A Pacifier?  Bullet Bob’s Getting Something Even Better

I'm not sure how many games with  Columbus are left, and I guarantee I won't be looking it up, but Gary wants you to know he'll suspend any and all future BJ-related events if you appear to enjoy them too much. He has that kind of power and don't you forget it.

Tonite is a trap game for our beloved, most likely very tired, Red Wings.

James Tiberius Howard took a stick to the sack last night and said...

"It took about 10 minutes for it to settle down."

Wait until you're older Jimmah.  That dilemma won't seem like such a problem.

Especially when there's BJs involved, eh?  Boom.

It's a Live Blog, bitches.

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dougie's avatar

Fuch you, Jobu.

Posted by monkey from All hands, abandon ship. This is not a drill. on 02/02/13 at 08:16 PM ET

Nope, that is Fuch you Franzen. Red Menace was right. Franzen’s half assed effort lost control of a stupid pass by Kronner.

Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 09:17 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Abdelkader Cleary Eaves.  Shoud be some goals in that group, zero so far, right?

Bottom six has only 1 assist (Eaves) for the season so far… not a recipe for success.

Posted by calquake on 02/02/13 at 09:18 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Franzen’s half assed effort lost control of a stupid pass by Kronner.

Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 08:17 PM ET

In Kronwall’s defense, they dump it off to the supporting winger like that all the time .

Unfortunately, Franzen had another narcoleptic episode right at that moment.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/02/13 at 09:19 PM ET

dougie's avatar

OK, I am getting pissed off. I should either stop drinking, or stop watching the game.

Most likely, I will do neither.

Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 09:20 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

OK, I am getting pissed off. I should either stop drinking, or stop watching the game.

Most likely, I will do neither.

Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 08:20 PM ET

Don’t worry, continuing to drink will just make the game that much more bearable.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/02/13 at 09:21 PM ET

calquake's avatar

OK, I am getting pissed off. I should either stop drinking, or stop watching the game.

Most likely, I will do neither.

Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 08:20 PM ET

That’s why you’re an all-star dougie.

Posted by calquake on 02/02/13 at 09:21 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Evening all. Checking in for the second period slump….

Let the Rum begin.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the prospect shuffle.... on 02/02/13 at 09:23 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

C’mon boys get your second wind.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/02/13 at 09:23 PM ET

calquake's avatar

C’mon boys get your second wind.

Or your first clue.

Posted by calquake on 02/02/13 at 09:24 PM ET

dougie's avatar

That’s why you’re an all-star dougie.

Posted by calquake on 02/02/13 at 08:21 PM ET

Hey, thanks for the props. It has taken all day, but there is only a half inch left in the mason jar, can’t stop now.

Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 09:25 PM ET

Bent's avatar

No call on that one huh?

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/02/13 at 09:26 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Pasha gets raped ... but no call.

go figure.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/02/13 at 09:26 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

.

Still 10:00 left this second period, seemed farther along than that.

Gotta regroup in a hurry or will be down 3-1 going into the third.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/02/13 at 09:27 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Pasha gets raped ... but no call.

He was asking for it.  But the real question is: “Was it legitimate?”.

Posted by calquake on 02/02/13 at 09:28 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Elbowing all over the joint.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/02/13 at 09:28 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Bulldogging….is that legal?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the prospect shuffle.... on 02/02/13 at 09:29 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Pasha gets raped ... but no call.

go figure.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/02/13 at 08:26 PM ET

But did you see how he was dressed?

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/02/13 at 09:29 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Just caught the replay on Datsyuk’s assault. Scoring a few goals against the BJ’s will be the best revenge.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/02/13 at 09:29 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Can you say “make-up call”?

Posted by Hootinani on 02/02/13 at 09:29 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Glad for the PP, but that was a weak call on Boll.

Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 09:29 PM ET

jimathor's avatar

Hello hello. I’ve been in an olde fashioned english pubbe. Completely forgot about the game, what did I miss?

Somebody broke Brendan and Pasha just got raped by that terrible surfer . Anything else?

Posted by jimathor from The land of Sir Humblepatch of Bumblehound on 02/02/13 at 09:30 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Jeebus….good thing we got the extra guy.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the prospect shuffle.... on 02/02/13 at 09:31 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

DET look gassed

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/02/13 at 09:31 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

The PP is sucking the life out of ‘em

Posted by Hootinani on 02/02/13 at 09:32 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

No jump, lazy sticks, losing puck battles

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/02/13 at 09:32 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Every damn wing delays the puck movement on the PP when they get it.  No one timer passes.  Defense has time to move side to side.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/02/13 at 09:32 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Pasha gets raped ... but no call.

Don’t worry. His body has a special way to prevent him from becoming pregnant.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/02/13 at 09:33 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Daniel Cleary and Kyle Qlusterfvck… sigh.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/02/13 at 09:33 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Posted by jimathor from Southampton, UK. on 02/02/13 at 08:30 PM ET

I love English pubs. They close early enough I can last until last call. Once you have had someone pour a fluer-de-lis in the foam of your Guiness, you are hooked for life.

Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 09:33 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

No jump, lazy sticks, losing puck battles

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 02/02/13 at 08:32 PM ET


you’da thunk they played last night, huh?

wait, ... what?
oh. nevermind.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/02/13 at 09:33 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

I miss Helm.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/02/13 at 09:33 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

You know, I’ve bagged on E52 a lot, but it looks like he’s finally on the right track this year.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/02/13 at 09:35 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

To bad they werent playing horseshoes, because the theme of this game is “almost”

Posted by Hootinani on 02/02/13 at 09:35 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Z still got his wheels

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/02/13 at 09:35 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Man oh man, why cant Franzen play with an edge.  Any edge, even a month old razor edge.  Geebuz

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/02/13 at 09:35 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

... and buckets has some jump, too.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/02/13 at 09:36 PM ET

jimathor's avatar

I love English pubs. They close early enough I can last until last call. Once you have had someone pour a fluer-de-lis in the foam of your Guiness, you are hooked for life.

Ahh, they saw you were a tourist eh?!

Nah, honestly, I think you will be hard pressed to find more artistry than a bored barman pouring guiness, the pictures they can draw in the top of a pint of guinness.

Posted by jimathor from The land of Sir Humblepatch of Bumblehound on 02/02/13 at 09:36 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

I love English pubs. They close early enough I can last until last call. Once you have had someone pour a fluer-de-lis in the foam of your Guiness, you are hooked for life.

Posted by dougie on 02/02/13 at 08:33 PM ET

There definitely need to be more around here. I can’t get enough Poor Man’s Black Velvets/Snakebites…

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/02/13 at 09:36 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

franzen plays to frustrate.

... his own team, coaches and fans.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/02/13 at 09:37 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Datsyuk looks angry; if Franzen played with half his passion, he’d be dangerous.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/02/13 at 09:37 PM ET

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