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Mule, My Friend…It’s Time To Dream Like A Young Man

Okie...this morning.

The Flames defense is horrible, 3.38 GA/G, 0.68 5-5 F/A;  both marks second worst in the league.

Win or go home.

I had a boss a long time ago that had a nifty ditty he'd pull out only when the time was exactly right.  Most times he was sarcastic, demanding, unrelenting.  We all saw that and most of us dug it.  There were occasions, though, when that temper would flare and the highlight reel would start spinning.  One day, I witnessed him look up from his desk, slowly.  He paused for a minute and let that gaze burn into this kid standing in front of him.  And then he said, "You're lying to me.  That's irritating.  You want to play fuch-fuch with me?

Good. Let's play fuch-fuch."

And then the destruction began.  And it was a thing to behold.

It's time for the Wings to play a little fuch-fuch.  Teams like Calgary cannot be led along like the 1am sloth, soiled and barely coherent, waiting for a Blues fan to wheel her home...whore style.

Teams like Calgary must be efficiently and mercilessly dispatched of.  

Johan Franzen claims he's "pissed."  We've seen pissed before, Mule. We saw it against this very team.

 

 

Horrific.  Pierre was beside himself. Bobby Lang was so mad he forgot to check his hair in the glass.  Nick Lidstrom's pulse accelerated to 21 beats per minute. And the Mule?

He was pissed.  

Remember? (scroll to 2:14 mark)

 

 

That's pissed.  

You want to prove your pissed, Johan?  Show us that move again. Move your big ass across the slot and fire away. Holy Hell...when's the last time we saw that move?  

Get mad, big boy.  

It's a Live Blog, bitches.  6 to 16 and then on to 12.  Just. Get. In. 

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bezukov's avatar

Deer lord this is fuched up.

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 04/17/13 at 09:26 PM ET

hey man you brought MJ into this…

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 04/17/13 at 09:27 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Hola, Amigo. 

I don’t give a crap about Kipper’s last night in a Lames sweater.  I want the two points.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 04/17/13 at 09:28 PM ET

Guilherme's avatar

Well yeah duh…what do you take me for?

I had this weird friend who’d come talk to girls he’d never met and asked them if they did that.

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 04/17/13 at 09:28 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Hoping for Ken and Mickey. Center Ice has only one broadcast.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/17/13 at 09:29 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Yay! FSD.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/17/13 at 09:31 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

FUCH, no HD tonight.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 04/17/13 at 09:31 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

F-in Ayyy.  A Mick and Ken feed. The night is getting better.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 04/17/13 at 09:32 PM ET

Guilherme's avatar

Leaving class, heading home to watch the game. Screw you guys, I’m stopping by walmart and buying a pack of hot dogs.

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 04/17/13 at 09:32 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

So my roommate when I was stationed at Kunsan, Korea…his wife was stationed up at Osan in the legal office…and they did the legal stuff for all the army bases up at the DMZ. She used to come down on the weekend..make us cookies and tell us stories.

She came down one weekend REALLY excited to tell us a story…a dude woke up to his roommate blowing him.

So….....he let him finish…..and then beat the fuch out of him.


Roommate got Article 15 for sexual assault.  Dude got 4 years for assault and conspiracy.

Word is…it was only because he’d let him finish….

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 04/17/13 at 09:33 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Ken and Mickey have whore mouths that need shutting.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/17/13 at 09:33 PM ET

SYF's avatar

16-0-2 when the Wings score three or more goals. SWM

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 04/17/13 at 09:34 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 04/17/13 at 09:33 PM ET

There’s just no subtler way to tell that story, eh, Jeff?  lol

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 04/17/13 at 09:35 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

There’s just no subtler way to tell that story, eh, Jeff?  lol

Posted by SYF from the bottom of a pint of Guinness on 04/17/13 at 09:35 PM ET

Bitch made some awesome cookies.

She was also hot and not the least bit shy.

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 04/17/13 at 09:36 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

drop the damn puck already

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 04/17/13 at 09:40 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

I think Jimmy might be the first hockey I’ve seen that knows what a haircut/comb is….

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 04/17/13 at 09:41 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

AAAAAAGHHH>>>>WHERE THE HELL DID MY BEER GO!!?!?!??!??!

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 04/17/13 at 09:41 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Ahoy, bitches!

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 04/17/13 at 09:41 PM ET

SYF's avatar

“Talk about how dangerous is this situation…”  Shut up, Trevor.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 04/17/13 at 09:42 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Ahahahahahahaahaha.  You smoking 42 Jeff.

Was working in an emergency room once upon a time and a man and his wife come in. Her head is bleeding and he is grabbing his crotchet bleeding. Turns out they were eating dinner and she was giving him a bj and started having a seizure. She clamps down on his member and he stabbed her in the head several times with a fork to get her to stop. Ahh. Good times. grin

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 04/17/13 at 09:43 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Capriotti’s Pastrami and a Guinness at the ready, 19.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 04/17/13 at 09:43 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Shift by shift if ya wanna do it right… 60 minute effort please.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 04/17/13 at 09:44 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Ahahahahahahaahaha.  You smoking 42 Jeff.

Was working in an emergency room once upon a time and a man and his wife come in. Her head is bleeding and he is grabbing his crotchet bleeding. Turns out they were eating dinner and she was giving him a bj and started having a seizure. She clamps down on his member and he stabbed her in the head several times with a fork to get her to stop. Ahh. Good times.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 04/17/13 at 09:43 PM ET

If I didn’t see it here I’d have to snopes it.

BUT…it’s on the internets now so it’s true, right?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 04/17/13 at 09:44 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Who the F is Bo Dietl and WT F cares?

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 04/17/13 at 09:44 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 04/17/13 at 09:43 PM ET

Mother of God…

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 04/17/13 at 09:46 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

He was a French model.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 04/17/13 at 09:46 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 04/17/13 at 09:43 PM ET

I say again you need to get together with cal and write a movie.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 04/17/13 at 09:46 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Franzen, lost it off his stick . . . .already?

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 04/17/13 at 09:46 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Abber on the Circus line.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 04/17/13 at 09:47 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Q is in form already - - - fuching Turnstile

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 04/17/13 at 09:47 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Has the game started for anyone else?  Geebus, it’s 9:47 ET.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 04/17/13 at 09:47 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Detroit needs to pay Der Kaiser in Proactiv

Posted by Hootinani on 04/17/13 at 09:47 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

BUT…it’s on the internets now so it’s true, right?

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 04/17/13 at 09:44 PM ET

Bonjour

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 04/17/13 at 09:48 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Evening bitches.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 04/17/13 at 09:48 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Lots of kids on the ice for the Wings.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 04/17/13 at 09:48 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Jesus Phil just cost us 200 feet

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 04/17/13 at 09:49 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Does that chic behind Hartley have an adam’s apple?

Posted by Hootinani on 04/17/13 at 09:49 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Dishnetwork is at 17:36

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 04/17/13 at 09:49 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Evening bitches.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 04/17/13 at 09:48 PM ET

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 04/17/13 at 09:50 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Posted by SYF from the bottom of a pint of Guinness on 04/17/13 at 09:50 PM ET

Word.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 04/17/13 at 09:51 PM ET

monkey's avatar

BUT…it’s on the internets now so it’s true, right?

Uhh… Bonjour!

Posted by monkey from Finland on 04/17/13 at 09:53 PM ET

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