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Mule, My Friend…It’s Time To Dream Like A Young Man

Okie...this morning.

The Flames defense is horrible, 3.38 GA/G, 0.68 5-5 F/A;  both marks second worst in the league.

Win or go home.

I had a boss a long time ago that had a nifty ditty he'd pull out only when the time was exactly right.  Most times he was sarcastic, demanding, unrelenting.  We all saw that and most of us dug it.  There were occasions, though, when that temper would flare and the highlight reel would start spinning.  One day, I witnessed him look up from his desk, slowly.  He paused for a minute and let that gaze burn into this kid standing in front of him.  And then he said, "You're lying to me.  That's irritating.  You want to play fuch-fuch with me?

Good. Let's play fuch-fuch."

And then the destruction began.  And it was a thing to behold.

It's time for the Wings to play a little fuch-fuch.  Teams like Calgary cannot be led along like the 1am sloth, soiled and barely coherent, waiting for a Blues fan to wheel her home...whore style.

Teams like Calgary must be efficiently and mercilessly dispatched of.  

Johan Franzen claims he's "pissed."  We've seen pissed before, Mule. We saw it against this very team.

 

 

Horrific.  Pierre was beside himself. Bobby Lang was so mad he forgot to check his hair in the glass.  Nick Lidstrom's pulse accelerated to 21 beats per minute. And the Mule?

He was pissed.  

Remember? (scroll to 2:14 mark)

 

 

That's pissed.  

You want to prove your pissed, Johan?  Show us that move again. Move your big ass across the slot and fire away. Holy Hell...when's the last time we saw that move?  

Get mad, big boy.  

It's a Live Blog, bitches.  6 to 16 and then on to 12.  Just. Get. In. 

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SYF's avatar

I’m heading out guys, gotta go make some money at poker night. L.G.R.W>

Posted by Yzersyuk on 04/17/13 at 11:34 PM ET

Aces, man.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 04/17/13 at 11:35 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

<L.G.R.W> I like it, it has wings.

Posted by Yzersyuk on 04/17/13 at 11:35 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Damn…

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 04/17/13 at 11:35 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

WTF?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the prospect shuffle.... on 04/17/13 at 11:35 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

How in the FUCH?

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/17/13 at 11:35 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

fuch

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/17/13 at 11:36 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Thanks, big rig.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 04/17/13 at 11:36 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Jimmy should get an assist…

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the prospect shuffle.... on 04/17/13 at 11:36 PM ET

SYF's avatar

That’s all on Errorson.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 04/17/13 at 11:36 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

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Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/17/13 at 11:36 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Mickey’s whore mouth was gaping open. Whore-style.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/17/13 at 11:37 PM ET

redxblack's avatar

I have to quit LB. gamcenter has a full 50 second lag based on your reactions.

Posted by redxblack from Akron Ohio on 04/17/13 at 11:37 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Bwaa-haha

Serves em right, for serving up another shit sandwich.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 04/17/13 at 11:38 PM ET

SYF's avatar

OH no.  Not Dangles.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 04/17/13 at 11:38 PM ET

Mandingo's avatar

The Wings deserve to miss the playoffs on the basis of that goal alone.

Posted by Mandingo from The Garage on 04/17/13 at 11:39 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Errorson has a little over 15 minutes to unfuch himself.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 04/17/13 at 11:39 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

I keep looking for the “except if he’s a Red Wing” in the NHL rulebook but I can’t find it.

like “it’s a penalty to haul a guy down in front of the net” - I sure can’t find the “except if he’s a Red Wing” part.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 04/17/13 at 11:39 PM ET

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...I…I don’t know how much to be mad at Ericsson for something like that but…

I feel like he needs to be a better player. He looked pretty dependable late last year and early this year, as everyone agrees…but he still has always looked kind of casual and slow in the way he does things…almost lazy.

Posted by CrimsonPhoenix on 04/17/13 at 11:40 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Lets get to work, Wings.


Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/17/13 at 11:40 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Errorson was barely noticeable tonight, which for a defenseman is a good thing, until that fuchup behind JImmy’s net.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 04/17/13 at 11:40 PM ET

redxblack's avatar

We’re not the only ones noticing Abdelkader can’t handle a pass. Sandbags, man. lots of sandbags.

Posted by redxblack from Akron Ohio on 04/17/13 at 11:41 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Tigers 1-0 top of 7

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 04/17/13 at 11:42 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

I stand by my comment earlier. If they fuch up this damn gamn, they don’t deserve to make it.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 04/17/13 at 11:43 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

E-52 should take some heat and so should Jimmah.  Unaware of the puck in the blue.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/17/13 at 11:43 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Figures. Watching the Tigs and miss the goal.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 04/17/13 at 11:43 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Errorson needs to get busy whore style

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/17/13 at 11:43 PM ET

shanetx's avatar

I feel like he needs to be a better player. He looked pretty dependable late last year and early this year, as everyone agrees…but he still has always looked kind of casual and slow in the way he does things…almost lazy.

He’s playing too high on the depth chart and too many minutes.  He needs to be in Stuart’s slot at this point in his career, not on the top pairing.

Posted by shanetx from Floydada, Texas on 04/17/13 at 11:44 PM ET

Joe Z.'s avatar

why do the wings seem to be the only team in the league that isn’t able to understand simple physics like:
if you shoot the puck alongside the boards it will follow the boards until it’s initial momentum stops.

Posted by Joe Z. from Austria on 04/17/13 at 11:44 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Win the draw on the offensive zone faceoff but still lose possession at the blue.  sAWEET.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 04/17/13 at 11:44 PM ET

Tony Perkis's avatar

The BJs are tied against the Ducks going into the 3rd. I do not like what I see. Hope the Wings are pissed they are battling with the BJs for 8th, because I don’t think I see it.

Posted by Tony Perkis from Drinking at Robert's Lounge with Billy Batts on 04/17/13 at 11:45 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Holy crap, even Dangles forgot how to shoot on a critical PP.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 04/17/13 at 11:45 PM ET

redxblack's avatar

anemic power play in a clutch situation? it’s more likely than you’d think.

Posted by redxblack from Akron Ohio on 04/17/13 at 11:46 PM ET

redxblack's avatar

Tonight the wings look like the proverbial guy walking into the whore house with a thousand dollars hanging out of their pants fly and failing to get laid.

Posted by redxblack from Akron Ohio on 04/17/13 at 11:47 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Joaquim is a big bugger….

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the prospect shuffle.... on 04/17/13 at 11:47 PM ET

Joe Z.'s avatar

cleary show some fuching honor and retire by yourself, you know like st. nick did, although i’m pretty sure the game left you couple of years ago…

Posted by Joe Z. from Austria on 04/17/13 at 11:48 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Let’s go DuhUcks! 

Oh fuch me…....

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the prospect shuffle.... on 04/17/13 at 11:48 PM ET

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All the back passes Fil makes all the time, then when he’s on the PP we guys open on the point he forces is up the boards into a turnover…..geez

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 04/17/13 at 11:49 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Wow.  Nike looking like Gretzky behind the net.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 04/17/13 at 11:51 PM ET

redxblack's avatar

We’re fans of one of those lame-ass, loser bubble teams that might barely squeak into the playoffs.

Posted by redxblack from Akron Ohio on 04/17/13 at 11:51 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Let’s go DuhUcks! 

Oh fuch me…....
Posted by Rumbear
from Top O the Hasek, pelotoning….whore style on 04/17/13 at 11:48 PM ET

You just punched your ticket to hockey hell my friend. If the price of getting in the playoffs is rooting for the duh-ucks, I’ll take the ticket to the draft lottery.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/17/13 at 11:52 PM ET

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