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Live Blogging Yet Another Humiliation Of Pinky And The Wild
by VooX on 10/15/11 at 09:35 PM ET
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The Wings are in Minnesota. The Tigers are in Texas. I’m on the road posting on a phone.
Wannabe Wild blogger, Pinky, is worried. Not worried that he only averages about 4 comments per post in the three years his highbrow blog has been spewing literary genius on the Gore, Pinky is worried that the Wild are about to get spanked by the Wings tonight and make life in Minnesota even more miserable than it already is.
Frankly, Pinky should be worried.
The Wings have looked good aside from some whiskey dick on the power play. It’s not that I’ve been watching, having missed every game so far due to work, there’s no fauxing way I’m going to be the gamewrecker tonight. However, using advanced statistical analysis, I predict a 19-1 victory tonight for the Wings. Rest assured the math is strong within me. I’m using the same cutting edge tools that allow a certain unnamed blogger to predict the League MVP one week into the season.
With the Tigers paw deep, and clinging onto their lives, in their series against Texas, attention will be divided tonight. It’s okay, the Hasek has been through enough playoff series that we take for granted the 19 will be saturated in various bodily fluids all night.
I will leave you to enjoy the game with an open bar and enough booze for any type of game, playoff or otherwise. Enjoy the game(s), 19, I’ll be doing my non-gamewrecker best to stay away. For now.
Let’s Go Red Wings!!!!!
Let’s Go Tigers!!!!!
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ooooohhhhhh almost ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 10/15/11 at 11:21 PM ET
The Wild should market themselves as a non prescription sleep aid
Posted by Chris in A^2 from Nyquist Puck Control on 10/15/11 at 11:23 PM ET
Boy tihs night is going south in a hurry.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 10/15/11 at 11:24 PM ET
The Wild should market themselves as a non prescription sleep aid
Well the Wings do look like they’re sleepwalking through this one.
Posted by calquake on 10/15/11 at 11:25 PM ET
And often wrong.
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/15/11 at 09:02 PM ET
That is right.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 10/15/11 at 11:26 PM ET
PK looks okay. Sorry, I just needed something positive to say.
Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 10/15/11 at 11:28 PM ET
2-7 Tigs down in the 3rd. I guess it’s time to put Penny in.
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/15/11 at 11:28 PM ET
Horrible call at second base. Combined with the non-strike call on the check swing earlier this inning, I see that umps and refs fuch up important calls in every sport.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 10/15/11 at 11:28 PM ET
Sorry, I just needed something positive to say.
At least Pinky will be happy… if this keeps up.
Posted by calquake on 10/15/11 at 11:30 PM ET
Dangles misses the net on a breakaway. Not the wings’ night
Posted by Chris in A^2 from Nyquist Puck Control on 10/15/11 at 11:31 PM ET
And another run scores on the tigers. I give up.
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/15/11 at 11:31 PM ET
oh great breakaway Pavel…do it again
come on boys, you all are better than this…...
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 10/15/11 at 11:31 PM ET
Great shift, just no puck luck
Posted by Chris in A^2 from Nyquist Puck Control on 10/15/11 at 11:32 PM ET
Shit. Even Datsyuk looks like shit tonight. Clean breakaway and he damn near puts it into the sixth row.
Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 10/15/11 at 11:32 PM ET
way to keep at it WINGS!!!
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 10/15/11 at 11:32 PM ET
So close but none of them count.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 10/15/11 at 11:33 PM ET
So, how much will a foal cost at this point ??
Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 10/15/11 at 11:33 PM ET
WHITE- HUGE Goal! AWESOME!
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 10/15/11 at 11:35 PM ET
Wow, Ian White, skate to stick. What a shot. Sphincter this
Posted by Chris in A^2 from Nyquist Puck Control on 10/15/11 at 11:35 PM ET
Ian White. LOVE that pickup Kenny.
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 10/15/11 at 11:35 PM ET
So the guy haven’t played in 18 months, and we couldn’t score in 40 minutes. aWESOME.
Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 10/15/11 at 11:35 PM ET
Ian White. That was big. He’s the Wings’ leading goal-scorer now.
Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 10/15/11 at 11:35 PM ET
What a quick snap by White and to the corner of the net.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 10/15/11 at 11:39 PM ET
White guy YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Racist.
Hey, that White guy scored the foal - gotta admit
Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 10/15/11 at 11:39 PM ET
Drapes ‘n Ozzie commercial - seems weird there not out there
Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 10/15/11 at 11:43 PM ET
What goes well with strawberry ice cream, Jack Daniels?
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 10/15/11 at 11:44 PM ET
there not out there
. . .they’re not out there.
Posted by Trish from PalmBeachCntyFL on 10/15/11 at 11:44 PM ET
Zetterberg, Datsyuk, Franzén, Cleary, Filppula, Bertuzzi…
And the first Wing to reach two goals is Ian White.
Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 10/15/11 at 11:45 PM ET
What goes well with strawberry ice cream, Jack Daniels?
Never tried that combination, but it doesn’t sound half bad.
Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 10/15/11 at 11:47 PM ET
What goes well with strawberry ice cream, Jack Daniels?
If I had my druthers… Kahlua…. but Jack will do in a pinch.
Posted by calquake on 10/15/11 at 11:51 PM ET
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And 2-5 tigs. Lousy.
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 10/15/11 at 11:21 PM ET