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Line Of The Night: Monkey

Don't be fooled into thinking this will be a nightly feature, because it won't.  I learned my lesson long ago about guaranteeing things my lack of initiative can't deliver.

I mean, Dwayne Klessel's been promising an updated Rumor Chart for like 13 hours now and the paying customers in the Motel 6 lounge are violently restless.

But I can't let this go without applause because it's so good and it's such a nice dig at the ladies over at Mile High Hockey, an SBN blog that looks remarkably like...every other SBN blog.

From our Live Blog...

Detroit is now 1-0-0 vs Colorado in the Brunner era.

Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 03/05/13 at 10:10 PM ET

That's just funny.  Be sure and suck it Dive fans. You know the routine.

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Paul's avatar

I laughed.

I think the 19 are getting older, right to bed after the game.

Posted by Paul from Motown Area on 03/05/13 at 10:46 PM ET

hockeychic's avatar

Heheheheheheh.  Can’t wait to go to work tomorrow.  I won lunch and coffee, I’m set!

Suck it Dive fans!

Posted by hockeychic from Denver, CO on 03/06/13 at 01:25 AM ET

Zqto's avatar

Hahahaha!

The burn is too strong in this one!

Posted by Zqto on 03/06/13 at 08:57 AM ET

monkey's avatar

Bonjour, and don’t forget to tip your server.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 03/06/13 at 08:59 AM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Well done, Monkey.  Bonjour!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/06/13 at 09:01 AM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Good work, Monkey. I almost forgot. 60 decades and all.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/06/13 at 09:12 AM ET

dougie's avatar

I think the 19 are getting older, right to bed after the game.

Posted by Paul from Motown Area on 03/05/13 at 10:46 PM ET

Lately, I enjoy watching the third period from bed. These 7:30 starts are hell on an old guy whose day starts at 4-5AM

Posted by dougie on 03/06/13 at 09:59 AM ET

Hippy Dave's avatar

Priceless.

Posted by Hippy Dave from Portland by way of Detroit on 03/06/13 at 10:59 AM ET

SYF's avatar

I didn’t want to add to the LB anymore after monkey posted that.  It should end like that.  It must.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 03/06/13 at 11:39 AM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Nicely done Monkey. However, Master Chief, I think you are remiss in not at least giving an honorable mention to Kate for this gem:

Bonjour, Aloha, Hidee-Ho, Greetings, and Salutations. I’m trying to get “up” for the game, but, Uncle Mike has my happiness sandwiched between Wasteful and Stupid.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/05/13 at 06:35 PM ET


If there was still a sidebar, that last clause would have to be on it.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/06/13 at 12:40 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Bonjour, and don’t forget to tip your server.

Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 03/06/13 at 08:59 AM ET

One Happy Monkey.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 03/06/13 at 02:53 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com