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Let The Spectacle Of A Wing/Leaf Throwdown Distract You From The Fact That This League Is A Joke

Negotiating ploy, posturing, a whole load of crap…whatever it is, the shrivs are at it again and the ones paying the price are those of us stupid enough to have believed something cool like the realignment couldn’t be ruined by the likes of Gary. Ass and his band of idiots.

George has it all here and will most likely tackle this more thoroughly than anyone else, because he’s Malik and that’s what Malik does. Winging it in Motown nailed it late last night too.

I will not be writing about it anytime soon because it sickens me and I only like talking about things that make me happy.

James F. Howard is going for his 100th win and the Wings are playing well.  By the time you read this the whole subject we won’t speak of might be resolved because it’s 0932 your time on game day, 1932 my time the day after (figure that shit out) and I’m pre-posting this bad boy.

It’s a Live Blog, bitches.  Enjoy this one because you may not get another Wing/Laugh LB for a while if the dickheads have their way.

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Little Redhead's avatar

rats…..

Come on WINGS-answer back!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 01/07/12 at 10:23 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Kate and others are planning on LB the Lions game,

I don’t think I can choose between the two, so Wings.

Oh good, another penalty shot. FTW!!!!

Maybe Lions after all.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/07/12 at 10:24 PM ET

TeamDub's avatar

What a friggin’ joke.

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 01/07/12 at 10:24 PM ET

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Love the way penalty shots are handed out like candy until a Wing player has a breakaway.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/07/12 at 10:24 PM ET

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Yikes, lifting a stick warrants a penalty shot…

But we’ll take it…

Posted by kelvington on 01/07/12 at 10:24 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

Let’s Go Redwings…!!!! clap clap clap

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 01/07/12 at 10:24 PM ET

calquake's avatar

New rule for 2012. Stick lifts are illegal.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/07/12 at 07:23 PM ET

But beating the absolute sh*t out of Homer in front of the net is still okay… and encouraged.

Posted by calquake on 01/07/12 at 10:24 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

I have to say, that should have been a hooking call…. but a penalty shot?  Not even close.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 01/07/12 at 10:25 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Good start, and then a horrible defensive breakdown.  Being down early does not bode well.  The Wings haven’t been very good at coming back from any kind of deficit on the road this year.  Time to change that.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/07/12 at 10:25 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

“We can’t do anything about concussions but by golly we’re gonna make sure anyone who gets their stick lifted gets a penalty shot.”—Mick

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/07/12 at 10:26 PM ET

calquake's avatar

The Wings need a little magic… are you listening Pavel?

Posted by calquake on 01/07/12 at 10:26 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

What a friggin’ joke.

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 01/07/12 at 07:24 PM ET

All season long. What are the rules? Nobody knows anymore.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/07/12 at 10:26 PM ET

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That line aboot the oldest Team is getting fuching old.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/07/12 at 10:27 PM ET

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I have to say, that should have been a hooking call…. but a penalty shot?  Not even close.

Yeah but with our PK, it kinda saves time.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/07/12 at 10:28 PM ET

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That line aboot the oldest Team is getting fuching old.

Now that Draper and Maltby are retired, that’s the oldest line in the NHL.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/07/12 at 10:28 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

“We can’t do anything about concussions but by golly we’re gonna make sure anyone who gets their stick lifted gets a penalty shot.”—Mick

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/07/12 at 07:26 PM ET

He is soooooooooooo right. Thanks Gary. Ass.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/07/12 at 10:28 PM ET

cainer4wingsglory's avatar

Z with a stupid, lazy penalty. That’s becoming a theme this season…

Posted by cainer4wingsglory on 01/07/12 at 10:29 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Yeah but with our PK, it kinda saves time.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/07/12 at 07:28 PM ET

Zing!

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 01/07/12 at 10:29 PM ET

TeamDub's avatar

...

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 01/07/12 at 10:29 PM ET

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  Yeah but with our PK, it kinda saves time.

Boy, you weren’t kidding.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/07/12 at 10:29 PM ET

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Hockey night in Canada equals refs in Toronto corner I guess.  Zetterberg held the stick, but was blatantly interfered with.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/07/12 at 10:30 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Yeah but with our PK, it kinda saves time.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/07/12 at 07:28 PM ET

I don’t know, it took about the same amount of time on that one…

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 01/07/12 at 10:30 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

micky speaking too soon

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/07/12 at 10:30 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

This is the reason why I turn off a game that I am paying for. Zebra suck.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/07/12 at 10:30 PM ET

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Wings have gotta score next.  This Leafs team is not good, we should not be down 2-0 to these clowns.

Posted by Wingfan191 from Bothell, WA (originally from Troy, MI) on 01/07/12 at 10:30 PM ET

calquake's avatar

I see the Wings skating but I don’t see them working.

Posted by calquake on 01/07/12 at 10:30 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

..........................are you kidding me….........................

Come on WINGS!!!!!!!!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 01/07/12 at 10:30 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

The PK of Death continues its ugly crash and burn.  Nice setup by Cleary on the Toronto goal.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/07/12 at 10:31 PM ET

cainer4wingsglory's avatar

At least the Lions game is on at 8pm…

Posted by cainer4wingsglory on 01/07/12 at 10:32 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 01/07/12 at 10:32 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

So I guess the Wings are wanting to show the Dads how well they play in the 3rd period…

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 01/07/12 at 10:32 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Wings looking very pedestrian so far

Posted by calquake on 01/07/12 at 10:33 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

We’ve talked about pride.

This team doesn’t have it. I’m out already…I have better things to do this evening then watch a team that doesn’t care. Of course…the Wings seem to play better when I’m not watching, so if they actually pull their heads out of their arses, you’re welcome.

Posted by mrfluffy from A wide spot on I-90 in Montana on 01/07/12 at 10:33 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 01/07/12 at 07:32 PM ET

And I picked the wrong week to quit making, taking, and distributing meth…

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 01/07/12 at 10:33 PM ET

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So I guess the Wings are wanting to show the Dads how well they play in the 3rd period…
Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 01/07/12 at 07:32 PM ET

They’re playing like their mistresses are on the road trip rather than their dads

FUCH

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 01/07/12 at 10:34 PM ET

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Wings looking very pedestrian so far

Posted by calquake on 01/07/12 at 07:33 PM ET

... a pedestrian that’s been hit by a bus, maybe.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 01/07/12 at 10:34 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Damn. Beauty of a chance by Huds to Fil….


and it comes back the other way and ends up in the net. Fan-damn-tastic.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/07/12 at 10:34 PM ET

calquake's avatar

This is embarrassing.

Posted by calquake on 01/07/12 at 10:34 PM ET

Wingfan191's avatar

Game’s over fellas.  Wings ain’t scoring 4 tonight.

Posted by Wingfan191 from Bothell, WA (originally from Troy, MI) on 01/07/12 at 10:35 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

UGH

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 01/07/12 at 10:35 PM ET

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