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Let The Spectacle Of A Wing/Leaf Throwdown Distract You From The Fact That This League Is A Joke

Negotiating ploy, posturing, a whole load of crap…whatever it is, the shrivs are at it again and the ones paying the price are those of us stupid enough to have believed something cool like the realignment couldn’t be ruined by the likes of Gary. Ass and his band of idiots.

George has it all here and will most likely tackle this more thoroughly than anyone else, because he’s Malik and that’s what Malik does. Winging it in Motown nailed it late last night too.

I will not be writing about it anytime soon because it sickens me and I only like talking about things that make me happy.

James F. Howard is going for his 100th win and the Wings are playing well.  By the time you read this the whole subject we won’t speak of might be resolved because it’s 0932 your time on game day, 1932 my time the day after (figure that shit out) and I’m pre-posting this bad boy.

It’s a Live Blog, bitches.  Enjoy this one because you may not get another Wing/Laugh LB for a while if the dickheads have their way.

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monkey's avatar

the 20/20 part is kind of ironic really.

Yeah.  1/20 makes more sense.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/08/12 at 12:05 AM ET

RedMenace's avatar

But we could do with some Moose Musk right about now.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/07/12 at 09:04 PM ET

That or some happy hookers.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 01/08/12 at 12:05 AM ET

dougie's avatar

First round is on me, and then the next two after that.

Well, in that case, make mine a Jameson double

Posted by dougie on 01/08/12 at 12:05 AM ET

Nate A's avatar

Or Midget Musk works too.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/08/12 at 12:05 AM ET

Avatar

MIDGET PIMP!!!

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/08/12 at 12:05 AM ET

VooX's avatar

Long time so smell, Bitch.  How are you?  The Wings are better, but still not out of the woods.
The 19 are still trying to get the smell of piss out from the 1st period.
Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 01/07/12 at 09:02 PM ET

Well, thanks.  The Wings, wood, and piss.  Sounds like the same Ol’ Hasek.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 01/08/12 at 12:05 AM ET

calquake's avatar

Midget Pimp!

Posted by calquake on 01/08/12 at 12:05 AM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

YEHIAAAAAAAAAA

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 01/08/12 at 12:05 AM ET

WestWing's avatar

Happy ties it bitches!!!!

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/08/12 at 12:06 AM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

happy scores??! tonight? wow!

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/08/12 at 12:06 AM ET

bezukov's avatar

GOAL BABY!!!!

Nice goal for Huds!

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 01/08/12 at 12:06 AM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Midget Pimp! How old is he?

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/08/12 at 12:06 AM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Happy- Awesome! TIED
Go WINGS!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 01/08/12 at 12:06 AM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Posted by dougie on 01/07/12 at 09:05 PM ET

I know I told you I’d rescind my man-crush on Hudler, but it’s getting REALLY difficult here lately… wink

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 01/08/12 at 12:06 AM ET

VooX's avatar

Happy scores on sloppy seconds.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 01/08/12 at 12:07 AM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Goon time.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/08/12 at 12:07 AM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

JIMMAH- Good Save!

Go WINGS!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 01/08/12 at 12:07 AM ET

bezukov's avatar

I know I told you I’d rescind my man-crush on Hudler, but it’s getting REALLY difficult here lately…

Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 01/07/12 at 09:06 PM ET

Its a problem we like to have.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 01/08/12 at 12:08 AM ET

Nate A's avatar

I know I told you I’d rescind my man-crush on Hudler, but it’s getting REALLY difficult here lately… wink

Hey man go all out. He’s been good this year.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/08/12 at 12:08 AM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Happy scores on sloppy seconds.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 01/07/12 at 09:07 PM ET

Unlike certain other within the NHL, I’m sure Hudler LOVES sloppy seconds.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 01/08/12 at 12:08 AM ET

behind the net in G.R.'s avatar

the 20/20 part is kind of ironic really.
Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon

In college 20/20 meant 20 sips for her and 20seconds for me and we were both done.

Posted by behind the net in G.R. on 01/08/12 at 12:08 AM ET

calquake's avatar

I’d like to watch the Lions but I’ll never abandon my Wings.

Posted by calquake on 01/08/12 at 12:08 AM ET

monkey's avatar

Happy Happy Hippos

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/08/12 at 12:08 AM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Hey man go all out. He’s been good this year.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/07/12 at 09:08 PM ET

I can’t, I actually signed a contract, and money changed hands.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 01/08/12 at 12:09 AM ET

dougie's avatar

I know I told you I’d rescind my man-crush on Hudler, but it’s getting REALLY difficult here lately… wink

Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 01/07/12 at 09:06 PM ET

Oh, that was just for one game. Did I not explain that:-)

Posted by dougie on 01/08/12 at 12:09 AM ET

monkey's avatar

Hey man go all out. He’s been good this year.

Contract year.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/08/12 at 12:10 AM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

I’d like to watch the Lions but I’ll never abandon my Wings.

Posted by calquake on 01/07/12 at 09:08 PM ET

Here, here.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/08/12 at 12:10 AM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Radio is way behind TV so waited for commercial break. Wow!  Tie game!  Wings will DO this!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 01/08/12 at 12:10 AM ET

bezukov's avatar

That was a lot of production value for Little Ceasars commercial…  To bad Mr. Illitch can’t spend those extra dollars on hockey anymore.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 01/08/12 at 12:11 AM ET

RedMenace's avatar

I’d like to watch the Lions but I’ll never abandon my Wings.

Posted by calquake on 01/07/12 at 09:08 PM ET

A-FVCKING-MEN.

I’ll be honest and risk ridicule, but I don’t have a religion other than the Wings.  I’ll shout out an “A MEN” for my boys, no matter what.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 01/08/12 at 12:11 AM ET

WestWing's avatar

Aaaaand JFH gets abused

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/08/12 at 12:11 AM ET

Nate A's avatar

Bah. Back to standin around.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/08/12 at 12:11 AM ET

monkey's avatar

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddd I’ll just go ahead and put the Lions game back on.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/08/12 at 12:11 AM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Fuch! Get it back. Plus. Now! Bitches.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/08/12 at 12:12 AM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Well that didn’t last long.

LGRW!!!!!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 01/08/12 at 12:12 AM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

rats

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 01/08/12 at 12:12 AM ET

bezukov's avatar

I’ll be honest and risk ridicule, but I don’t have a religion other than the Wings.  I’ll shout out an “A MEN” for my boys, no matter what.

Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 01/07/12 at 09:11 PM ET

“Hi.  My name is ______, and I have a Red Wings hockey problem.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 01/08/12 at 12:12 AM ET

VooX's avatar

Who turned it over?  Horrible pass.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 01/08/12 at 12:12 AM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Oh, that was just for one game. Did I not explain that:-)

Posted by dougie on 01/07/12 at 09:09 PM ET

You’re a businessman—it was neither written nor implied.  wink

*#$%@& Disco, get some mustard on that puck.

King James saves.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 01/08/12 at 12:12 AM ET

monkey's avatar

The next four goals are huge.
Posted by calquake on 01/07/12 at 07:37 PM ET

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/08/12 at 12:13 AM ET

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