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Let The Spectacle Of A Wing/Leaf Throwdown Distract You From The Fact That This League Is A Joke

Negotiating ploy, posturing, a whole load of crap…whatever it is, the shrivs are at it again and the ones paying the price are those of us stupid enough to have believed something cool like the realignment couldn’t be ruined by the likes of Gary. Ass and his band of idiots.

George has it all here and will most likely tackle this more thoroughly than anyone else, because he’s Malik and that’s what Malik does. Winging it in Motown nailed it late last night too.

I will not be writing about it anytime soon because it sickens me and I only like talking about things that make me happy.

James F. Howard is going for his 100th win and the Wings are playing well.  By the time you read this the whole subject we won’t speak of might be resolved because it’s 0932 your time on game day, 1932 my time the day after (figure that shit out) and I’m pre-posting this bad boy.

It’s a Live Blog, bitches.  Enjoy this one because you may not get another Wing/Laugh LB for a while if the dickheads have their way.

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RedMenace's avatar

Franzen has to be the most schizophrenic Wing there is.

If the Wings trade anyone, and I may be face-raped for this, it might need to be him.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 01/07/12 at 11:24 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

watch out toronto, Wings awake and on the warpath
go WINGS

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 01/07/12 at 11:24 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Franzen has to be the most schizophrenic Wing there is.

21st Century Schizoid Man.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/07/12 at 11:25 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

Tthe OLD & SLOW ???  are playing pretty good right now..Let’s go redwings

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 01/07/12 at 11:26 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

What? No penalty shot?

Maybe Howard needs to just start taking out the legs of any opposing player who gets a breakaway.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/07/12 at 11:27 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

I hate to make fun of anything attempting to help mesothelioma, but that phone number is bad.

1-800-xxx-MESO?

MESOHORNY?!  REALLY?!!!

Wow, this wine may taste like drek, but the alcohol content is nice and high.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 01/07/12 at 11:28 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Wings finally beating this 2 man forecheck consistently. There’s lots of space at center ice to gain speed.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/07/12 at 11:28 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Dats. Pure class. He could have run the goalie into tomorrow but chose the high road.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/07/12 at 11:29 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

So uh…are they calling anything on the team in blue?

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 01/07/12 at 11:29 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Listening to Ken and Paul on radio. Looking good this period, but need more score.

LET’S GO RED WINGS !!!!!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 01/07/12 at 11:29 PM ET

dougie's avatar

If the Wings trade anyone, and I may be face-raped for this, it might need to be him.

The only GM in the game stupid enough to take on his long term contract just happens to be sitting in the Toronto luxury box.

Posted by dougie on 01/07/12 at 11:30 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

The only GM in the game stupid enough to take on his long term contract just happens to be sitting in the Toronto luxury box

Do they have any first round picks left?

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/07/12 at 11:31 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

HEJA REDWINGS ..klap klap klap

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 01/07/12 at 11:32 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Wow, what a nice move by Nyquill… putting bitches to sleep.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 01/07/12 at 11:32 PM ET

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So uh…are they calling anything on the team in blue?

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 01/07/12 at 08:29 PM ET

Nope, you have to create penalty opportunities by out playing the opponent…..oh wait.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/07/12 at 11:32 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

The kids are alright.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/07/12 at 11:32 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

4th line buzzing, but no goal

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/07/12 at 11:32 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Love the play of the 4th line.

Posted by calquake on 01/07/12 at 11:32 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Good D shift from 3rd line.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/07/12 at 11:34 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Wow, what a nice move by Nyquill… putting bitches to sleep.

Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 01/07/12 at 08:32 PM ET

The magic fuching Q.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/07/12 at 11:34 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Kronner has moves

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/07/12 at 11:34 PM ET

mrfluffy's avatar

Fuggin’ Ugly.

Posted by mrfluffy from Long Beach on 01/07/12 at 11:34 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Power move by Kronwall, we’ll take that one too.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 01/07/12 at 11:34 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Kronwall!!!!  Takin it hard to the net!!!  3-2

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/07/12 at 11:34 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Kronners!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/07/12 at 11:34 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Woo Hoo Kronner - WINGS 2-3

Go WINGS!!!!!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 01/07/12 at 11:35 PM ET

calquake's avatar

The faithful have been rewarded.  Can I get an A-men?

Posted by calquake on 01/07/12 at 11:36 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

The magic fuching Q.

This guy is on the team?

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/07/12 at 11:36 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Cheap delay of game move.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/07/12 at 11:36 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Please, daddy, tell me the story again about the incredible defensive prowess of Dion Phaneuf.

Posted by dougie on 01/07/12 at 11:36 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

Can I get an A-men?

Posted by calquake

amen brother

testify.

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/07/12 at 11:37 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

Tack så jävla mycket Kronwall..!!! Tha’st a real Swedish Boy That’s how we do it ...... DON !!

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 01/07/12 at 11:37 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

The faithful have been rewarded.  Can I get an A-men?

Posted by calquake on 01/07/12 at 08:36 PM ET

Amen!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/07/12 at 11:37 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Please, daddy, tell me the story again about the incredible defensive prowess of Dion Phaneuf.

Posted by dougie on 01/07/12 at 08:36 PM ET

Once upon a time there was a big dick named Dion…

Posted by calquake on 01/07/12 at 11:38 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Tack så jävla mycket Kronwall..!!! Tha’st a real Swedish Boy That’s how we do it ...... DON !!

Posted by Gary Bettman SUCK from Florida on 01/07/12 at 08:37 PM ET

Every time you post, you should do it in Swedish, then the English translation.  I wish I knew Swedish.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 01/07/12 at 11:39 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

The faithful have been rewarded.  Can I get an A-men?

A men, A women too!

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/07/12 at 11:39 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

G’d evening bitches.  I see I missed the TNG reference…. sigh…

So it looks like the Wings got routed in the first.  I saw the “penalty shot,” seemed like a pretty weak hook to warrant that call.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 01/07/12 at 11:40 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

06:46 Todd Bertuzzi (6) Tip-In - Assists: P. Datsyuk (29) & J. Franzen (18)

15:49 Niklas Kronwall (9) Backhand - Assists: J. Franzen (19) & P. Datsyuk (30)

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/07/12 at 11:41 PM ET

calquake's avatar

  Tack så jävla mycket Kronwall..!!! Tha’st a real Swedish Boy That’s how we do it ...... DON !!

  Posted by Gary Bettman SUCK from Florida on 01/07/12 at 08:37 PM ET

Every time you post, you should do it in Swedish, then the English translation.  I wish I knew Swedish.

Posted by RedMenace from the darkest recesses on 01/07/12 at 08:39 PM ET

I didn’t know Kronwall in Swedish translates to DON in english.  Go figure.

Posted by calquake on 01/07/12 at 11:41 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Good 2nd Period!  Go WINGS!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 01/07/12 at 11:41 PM ET

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