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Kill All Poultry, Except For Ryan. We’ll Take Him In Detroit

I don’t have much time and even less connectivity.  Paul’s posting this for me, because he’s the damn emperor.

Somebody’s hurt and when I posted this, we had no idea who it was.  Gustav’s been called up for a “player to be named” and that means Uncle Mike and Tick Tock are hiding something. I’ve got sour news for you Jack. You don’t keep a Cleary lower-body injury secret.

You keep a Datsyuk or Zetterberg injury secret. 

I hope I’m wrong. In the meantime?

Ready. Set. Vomit.

It’s a Live Blog, bitches.

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MoreShoot's avatar

So, now that this one is in the books a question:  I think E is out best d man right now.  Forget how impossible that thought was just a year ago.  Why is it true now, if it’s true?

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/15/13 at 10:50 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Why is it true now, if it’s true?

My head hurts.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, for the 23rd postseason.... on 02/15/13 at 10:51 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Betty White is on TV?

Bette Midler.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/15/13 at 10:51 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

So, now that this one is in the books a question:  I think E is out best d man right now.  Forget how impossible that thought was just a year ago.  Why is it true now, if it’s true?

puberty is a funny time ...

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/15/13 at 10:52 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Cleary looking for it.

  Truth to words right there.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, for the 23rd postseason.... on 02/15/13 at 10:52 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Why is it true now, if it’s true?

Because Jesus hates you because you touch yourself.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/15/13 at 10:52 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Damn Z is going to be worn out for Sunday now, still killing penalties.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/15/13 at 10:52 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Bette Midler.

Oh, that’s right, you said “Alien”.

Posted by calquake on 02/15/13 at 10:52 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

According to that last commercial I can call Chatbox right now and have fun and be happy.

Who knew?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, for the 23rd postseason.... on 02/15/13 at 10:54 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Two points successfully avoided on the quest for the draft lottery

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/15/13 at 10:54 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Because Jesus hates you because you touch yourself

I hate his ass too

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/15/13 at 10:55 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Pulling Jimmy with 2:24 to go WTF?

Posted by calquake on 02/15/13 at 10:55 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Giving Jimmy a rest,  with a forward.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/15/13 at 10:55 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Two points successfully avoided on the quest for the draft lottery

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 02/15/13 at 09:54 PM ET

ANybody worht a shit out there this year?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/15/13 at 10:55 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Addiction is hard.  I knew this game was over when the Quacks scored their 4th goal, but I’m still listening.  raspberry

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/15/13 at 10:55 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Ball sac.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/15/13 at 10:55 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

...ugh…

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/15/13 at 10:55 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Ahhh the olde empty net comeback…..fails again.


Dog is nawing at my ankle…..duty calls.

Night all.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, for the 23rd postseason.... on 02/15/13 at 10:56 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Wonderful.  At least Jimmah didn’t give this one up.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/15/13 at 10:56 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Somehow I don’t even think the Wings could score on an empty net.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/15/13 at 10:56 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Addiction is hard.  I knew this game was over when the Quacks scored their 4th goal, but I’m still listening.  raspberry

Hi Ms Red, I’m a Wingoholic.

Posted by calquake on 02/15/13 at 10:56 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

g’nite

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/15/13 at 10:58 PM ET

calquake's avatar

See youse all next game.

Posted by calquake on 02/15/13 at 10:58 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Hi calquake.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/15/13 at 10:58 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Well, I like Tatar’s feet and wrists.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/15/13 at 10:58 PM ET

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Did Filpulla play tonight? I couldn’t tell

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 02/15/13 at 10:59 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Latah. Have a great weekend.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/15/13 at 10:59 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

And good night everyone.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/15/13 at 10:59 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Hasta la next game, bitches.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/15/13 at 10:59 PM ET

NIVO's avatar

well…..f**k a duck! see ya on sunday folks

Posted by NIVO from underpants gnome village on 02/15/13 at 10:59 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Time to Tee up.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/15/13 at 11:00 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Sunday at 6 vs the $10 million men.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/15/13 at 11:01 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Night bitches

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/15/13 at 11:01 PM ET

SYF's avatar

The fuch.

What the Wings really need?  A holy-fuching-hell-can-he-put-the-puck-in-the-net evil, goal-scoring bastard.  Too many friggin’ cute passes on the PP.

Posted by SYF from Zata's Epic Viking Beard on 02/16/13 at 02:29 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

What the Wings really need?  A holy-fuching-hell-can-he-put-the-puck-in-the-net evil, goal-scoring bastard.  Too many friggin’ cute passes on the PP.

Posted by SYF from yet another half-ass season by Proskauer Rose LLP on 02/16/13 at 01:29 PM ET

That would be Marian Hossa.  After he had played about 10 games with the Wings I made an emotional yet sound plea that they sign him long term immediately even at the expense of not being able to sign Franzen.

They ignored me.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/17/13 at 11:14 AM ET

RWBill's avatar

Franzen resumes skating:
Forward Johan Franzen won’t play Sunday and said he’ll likely miss his fourth game in a row Tuesday at Nashville due to a sore hip flexor. But, he skated for 20-25 minutes before practice the past two days.

“It’s going full-out that bothers me,’’ Franzen said.
——————————————————————

That has been the case, healthy or not.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/17/13 at 12:07 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

“It’s going full-out that bothers me,’’ Franzen said.
——————————————————————

That has been the case, healthy or not.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/17/13 at 11:07 AM ET

So true. Even Mick comments on Moose not using his size or other attributes to his full advantage/potential. It may be a nice way to say he is lazy, without getting in too much hot water from the powers that be.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/17/13 at 02:57 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Huskins in, Kindl out:

“Kuba (Kindl) moves the puck real good, and yet involved in too many plays going in the wrong direction,’’ Babcock said. “We have to tighten up tonight. Huskins doesn’t move the puck the same, but I know what he’s going to do and he gives me an extra penalty killer, and takes some minutes away from (Niklas) Kronwall. So that’s the balance there.

“The bottom line is we made a decision of who we think can help us win.”

Well he hasn’t been the only one with the puck going the wrong direction, 3rd period was White and Kronwall.

Datsyuk game time decision, Helm no end in sight, FML, Wings 5 games in 7 days.  Thanks. Gary. Ass.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/17/13 at 04:06 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

well it’s 8 days on the calendar, but starting 6 oclock tonight through next Sunday night, 5 games in a week really.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/17/13 at 04:07 PM ET

Joe Z.'s avatar

That would be Marian Hossa.  After he had played about 10 games with the Wings I made an emotional yet sound plea that they sign him long term immediately even at the expense of not being able to sign Franzen.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/17/13 at 10:14 AM ET

That’s the reason why Kenny likes his team, else he would be excited about it.

Posted by Joe Z. from Austria on 02/17/13 at 05:54 PM ET

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