Abel to Yzerman
Kill All Poultry, Except For Ryan. We’ll Take Him In Detroit
by IwoCPO on 02/15/13 at 06:56 PM ET
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I don’t have much time and even less connectivity. Paul’s posting this for me, because he’s the damn emperor.
Somebody’s hurt and when I posted this, we had no idea who it was. Gustav’s been called up for a “player to be named” and that means Uncle Mike and Tick Tock are hiding something. I’ve got sour news for you Jack. You don’t keep a Cleary lower-body injury secret.
You keep a Datsyuk or Zetterberg injury secret.
I hope I’m wrong. In the meantime?
Ready. Set. Vomit.
It’s a Live Blog, bitches.
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not looking good for the home team.
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/15/13 at 10:29 PM ET
damn their 3 goals have looked so easy
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/15/13 at 10:29 PM ET
“Uh Dad, WTH?” said my 14 year old daughter.
Apparently watching hockey, blogging, & sipping rum while wear a pair of fishing waders and new boots warranted an explanation. Hey, I gotta break the boots in….
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 02/15/13 at 10:29 PM ET
Gotta love that it’s the vets with the horrible turnovers and playing like ass.
Posted by Valek on 02/15/13 at 10:30 PM ET
It’s like they’re all afraid to shoot
you take the shot..no you take the shot..no you…no by all means you do it..
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/15/13 at 10:30 PM ET
wtf are the defensemen doing? throwing it right into the ducks. kronner’s pass was right in Fil’s skates, I have no idea what White was trying to do with that weak backhand flip right into the ducks.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/15/13 at 10:31 PM ET
Jimmah’s got to stop at least one of those right off the hop. It just sucks all the life outta the bench in the first 2 minutes.Jeebus!
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/15/13 at 10:31 PM ET
Penalty…of course.
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 02/15/13 at 10:32 PM ET
Ready. Set. Vomit.
Like the Chief said there…
Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/15/13 at 10:33 PM ET
The really crappy thing about this game is that The Ducks game isn’t all that good.
Posted by MoreShoot on 02/15/13 at 10:34 PM ET
I think that is Toots 1st penalty without taking an opponent with him.
Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/15/13 at 10:34 PM ET
I was kind of excited until I realized it was clearly with him…
Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 02/15/13 at 10:34 PM ET
I guess it’s good for goalie to come out of the net to the top of the crease to cut down on the angles, but wow, how many goals do the opponents get on the 2nd try because goalie is out on top of the crease splayed out…..
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/15/13 at 10:34 PM ET
The really crappy thing about this game is that The Ducks game isn’t all that good.
Posted by MoreShoot on 02/15/13 at 09:34 PM ET
No, but hey are 9-1 or whatever for a reason. They didn’t play all their games against the Wings.
Posted by calquake on 02/15/13 at 10:35 PM ET
Well, I’m cashing in. Drink well my friends.
Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/15/13 at 10:35 PM ET
We have ourselves some really offensive defensemen
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 02/15/13 at 10:35 PM ET
I’m actually considering brewing a pot of tea to sober up after this. Maybe that’s the wrong direction.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/15/13 at 10:37 PM ET
I’m actually considering brewing a pot of tea to sober up after this. Maybe that’s the wrong direction.
Perhaps you might tea up some pot.
Posted by calquake on 02/15/13 at 10:38 PM ET
Waaaay to many give aways
Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/15/13 at 10:39 PM ET
Jolly good one Cal. Don’t bogart it. 
Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/15/13 at 10:39 PM ET
Fuch it, Imma go watch reruns of “Duck Dynasty”
See ya Sunday
Posted by dougie on 02/15/13 at 10:40 PM ET
Jolly good one Cal. Don’t bogart it. cheese
Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/15/13 at 09:39 PM ET
Pouring a little bit for you… pouring a little bit for me… pouring a little bit more for me. You get the idea.
Posted by calquake on 02/15/13 at 10:42 PM ET
Well I guess the good/bad note of the night is that the Andersson line is our best line tonight.
Posted by MoreShoot on 02/15/13 at 10:42 PM ET
Perhaps you might tea up some pot.
Posted by calquake on 02/15/13 at 09:38 PM ET
better.
my daughter in W-S loves Duck Dynasty, been trying to get me to watch it.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/15/13 at 10:42 PM ET
Opportunity is knocking….....a shorty?
Sure, why not.
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 02/15/13 at 10:46 PM ET
Eaves with a shortie.
Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/15/13 at 10:47 PM ET
Is it over yet?
Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/15/13 at 09:46 PM ET
Hell, I don’t know, I’m busy making tea.
Posted by calquake on 02/15/13 at 10:47 PM ET
hahahahaha I wish Helm were out there SOME where!
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/15/13 at 10:48 PM ET
Dogs telling me it’s dinner time.
Feed the dog vs watch the end of the game….hmmmm.
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 02/15/13 at 10:50 PM ET
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