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Kill All Poultry, Except For Ryan. We’ll Take Him In Detroit

I don’t have much time and even less connectivity.  Paul’s posting this for me, because he’s the damn emperor.

Somebody’s hurt and when I posted this, we had no idea who it was.  Gustav’s been called up for a “player to be named” and that means Uncle Mike and Tick Tock are hiding something. I’ve got sour news for you Jack. You don’t keep a Cleary lower-body injury secret.

You keep a Datsyuk or Zetterberg injury secret. 

I hope I’m wrong. In the meantime?

Ready. Set. Vomit.

It’s a Live Blog, bitches.

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RWBill's avatar

Murph’s hair looks like he rubbed it in a road kill possum on his way to the studio

Posted by dougie on 02/15/13 at 09:09 PM ET

Arrrrr.  He’s rubbing dinner on his head?

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/15/13 at 10:12 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Sorry Bill but we are gonna have to agree to disagree on that one.  Helm just needs took learn some finish, and he won’t learn that on the 4th line.  His speed is totally wasted as just a banger.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/15/13 at 10:14 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Possum hotdogs? I can see that in the south but up north?

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/15/13 at 10:14 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

I agree with Bill there.
But when Sammy, Bert, Mule all return. Kids are going to be sent down, but next year outta be interesting.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/15/13 at 10:15 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Do you guys buy your beer based on how easy it is to pour?

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/15/13 at 10:16 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Cal give me Eaves on that line instead of Abby.

To me that makes it more of a 3rd line.  The job of the 4th line is to forecheck the crap out of the opposition and bang and crash.  That’s why Abby would be there.  Helm, for as great as he is, is not a goal scorer.  Toots is good at what he does and Abby can be physical without having to worry too much aboot defense.  They will pot the occasional goal but will drive the opposition crazy.  Just my 2 cents.

Posted by calquake on 02/15/13 at 10:16 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Possum hotdogs? I can see that in the south but up north?

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/15/13 at 09:14 PM ET

Hotdogs are just lips and assholes, salt and red dye. I don’t think you can tell the difference in a possum *#$%@& or a Corey Perry, personally

Posted by dougie on 02/15/13 at 10:17 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

red?

?w=500&h=754

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/15/13 at 10:18 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

I don’t think you can tell the difference in a possum *#$%@& or a Corey Perry, personally

There is a difference?

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/15/13 at 10:19 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Hotdogs are just lips and assholes, salt and red dye.
Posted by dougie on 02/15/13 at 09:17 PM ET

I wish I’d read that before lunch.

What is bacon?

Never mind.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/15/13 at 10:19 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Note to self: plural *#$%@&(s) make it through the filter. Makes sense to me

Posted by dougie on 02/15/13 at 10:19 PM ET

NIVO's avatar

who said hot dogs?

Posted by NIVO from underpants gnome village on 02/15/13 at 10:20 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Do you guys buy your beer based on how easy it is to pour?

Hmmm. Have to test that theory. (lots of pouring)

 

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/15/13 at 10:20 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

I bet Drapes and Ozzie were quite the cut ups in the locker room.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/15/13 at 10:21 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

I got nothing snappy to say with this one
?w=306&h=353

But let it be known, I found a whole new resource or my intermission entertainment

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/15/13 at 10:22 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Do you guys buy your beer based on how easy it is to pour?

Don’t be silly… I buy mine based on how easy it is to open.

Posted by calquake on 02/15/13 at 10:22 PM ET

dougie's avatar

I bet Drapes would dook your toothbrush if you turned your back on him

Posted by dougie on 02/15/13 at 10:22 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

So what is everyone drinking?  OK just finished a dark horse blueberry stout.  Damn fine

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/15/13 at 10:23 PM ET

NIVO's avatar

42jeff, look up Addison Timlin

Posted by NIVO from underpants gnome village on 02/15/13 at 10:23 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Bless you 42 Jeff.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/15/13 at 10:24 PM ET

dougie's avatar

42 Jeff, does that young lady have a tick on her ribcage?

Posted by dougie on 02/15/13 at 10:24 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Deer camp beer here… bud in a can.
Yes I am a redneck.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/15/13 at 10:24 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

helping out jeff

actually nothing special.  what?

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/15/13 at 10:25 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Shorts Huma Lupa Licious

Ahhhhhhhh!!

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/15/13 at 10:25 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/15/13 at 10:26 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Ugly….

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/15/13 at 10:26 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Frack.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/15/13 at 10:26 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

...ugh…

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/15/13 at 10:26 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Uggghhhh….

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, for the 23rd postseason.... on 02/15/13 at 10:26 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Deer camp beer here… bud in a can.
Yes I am a redneck.

But a damn fine one at that. wink

Posted by calquake on 02/15/13 at 10:27 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

So what is everyone drinking?  OK just finished a dark horse blueberry stout.  Damn fine

Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 02/15/13 at 09:23 PM ET

Sounds like a damn fine dark winter’s night drink.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/15/13 at 10:27 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Crap.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/15/13 at 10:27 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Well, wasnt that special

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/15/13 at 10:27 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Their goals are much easier

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/15/13 at 10:27 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Huma lupa licious is epic though.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 02/15/13 at 10:27 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

are you fuching kidding me?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/15/13 at 10:28 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

That’ll do er

Good night

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/15/13 at 10:28 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Ruh Rowww…

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, for the 23rd postseason.... on 02/15/13 at 10:28 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

REALLY???????  ...UGH…

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/15/13 at 10:28 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Um. Yeah…. I got nothing.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/15/13 at 10:28 PM ET

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