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Kill All Poultry, Except For Ryan. We’ll Take Him In Detroit
by IwoCPO on 02/15/13 at 06:56 PM ET
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I don’t have much time and even less connectivity. Paul’s posting this for me, because he’s the damn emperor.
Somebody’s hurt and when I posted this, we had no idea who it was. Gustav’s been called up for a “player to be named” and that means Uncle Mike and Tick Tock are hiding something. I’ve got sour news for you Jack. You don’t keep a Cleary lower-body injury secret.
You keep a Datsyuk or Zetterberg injury secret.
I hope I’m wrong. In the meantime?
Ready. Set. Vomit.
It’s a Live Blog, bitches.
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Ahoy, Sailor. Fair winds, Sir.
Ryan AND Baldy Flatscalp (Getzlaf) as well because every time I watch the Schmucks play the Farts, Chumpo tucks tail like the yellow-backed SOB that he is whenever Baldy is on the ice.
Posted by SYF from the Flood on 02/15/13 at 07:04 PM ET
There is no reason on God’s Green Earth, or Virginia, that we should not be able to finish ahead of all of these teams and be in the playoffs.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/15/13 at 07:08 PM ET
Thanks, Chief!
This game scared the bejeezus out of me. The Wings’ home record against the Quacks is too damned good and the Quacks’ new young goaltender is too damned good. And we don’t know yet who is hurt.
So this is a game the Wings probably should lose, which hopefully means they will win!
I’ll be listening on radio so I’ll check in, but if the radio is too far behind the TV, I may not be in the LB much except maybe between periods.
LET’S GO RED WINGS !!!!!
Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/15/13 at 07:14 PM ET
I got nothin’ other than we are 3-0-1 in last 4. Let’s make it 4-0-1.
Nyquil puts em to sleep early and gets 1. Dats crams something down Ferry’s throat.
GAME ON!
Posted by NIVO from underpants gnome village on 02/15/13 at 07:20 PM ET
And today is another day I’m glad I didn’t decide to quit drinking.
Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/15/13 at 07:21 PM ET
Who’s ready to get drunk? Voox, make it a highball please.
LGRW!
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/15/13 at 07:22 PM ET
Big McLargeHuge?
Posted by ChowYunCat on 02/15/13 at 06:25 PM ET
{Loves me some “Whose Line…”}
You know him? lol
Posted by SYF from the Flood on 02/15/13 at 07:29 PM ET
i have a good guess who is out tonight, but i is gonna keep this whore mouth shut.
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/15/13 at 07:40 PM ET
Big McLargeHuge
Blast HardCheese
Posted by FranzensMouthguard from Chicago, IL on 02/15/13 at 07:41 PM ET
Smoke ManMuscle
http://mst3k.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_Nicknames_for_Dave_Ryder
Posted by FranzensMouthguard from Chicago, IL on 02/15/13 at 07:44 PM ET
Should be “This game “scares”...”
Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/15/13 at 06:15 PM ET
Ducks also nasty which could mean more injuries.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/15/13 at 07:45 PM ET
Hola bitches,
No GDT Sunday, I’ll be out of town with the Mrs.
LGRW
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/15/13 at 07:49 PM ET
Ducks also nasty which could mean more injuries.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/15/13 at 06:45 PM ET
Sigh.
Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/15/13 at 07:49 PM ET
No GDT Sunday, I’ll be out of town with the Mrs.
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 02/15/13 at 06:49 PM ET
Noooooooooo….
Posted by SYF from the Flood on 02/15/13 at 07:50 PM ET
MST3K is da shiznit
Especially this bit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgKwPrm7DYQ
Oh..and the episode this one came from “The Final Sacrifice” was absobygodlutely funny
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/15/13 at 07:51 PM ET
No GDT Sunday, I’ll be out of town with the Mrs.
LGRW
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 02/15/13 at 06:49 PM ET
I’m sorry what? You’re putting us off for the Mrs?
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/15/13 at 07:52 PM ET
No GDT Sunday, I’ll be out of town with the Mrs.
LGRW
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 02/15/13 at 06:49 PM ET
We’ll miss you, Okie. Hope you’ll be doing something fun!
Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/15/13 at 07:53 PM ET
And as a refressher
Still not active..but should be a few minutes before game time
Yes…I finally discovered what that <a> thing was
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/15/13 at 07:53 PM ET
Got the projector hooked up for this one. Rockin a roughly 70” screen.
Hope my feed has decent enough resolution to be able to tell who is who 
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/15/13 at 07:56 PM ET
Good evening, bitches. Crack out the Old Pappy Von Winkle, it’s gonna be a scorcha.
Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/15/13 at 07:58 PM ET
Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/15/13 at 06:53 PM ET
Oh yes, off to Dallas for the weekend for fun - - no kiddos
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/15/13 at 07:59 PM ET
Is there another “mystery injury” .... confirmed or just one of the same ones?
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/15/13 at 08:00 PM ET
Rumored that it’s Pasha. I have no source of course. But that’s what I read somewhere.
Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/15/13 at 08:02 PM ET
Did I tell ya? Stephen Walkom’s officiating tonight?
Double the liquor. Triple the liquor because that puke’s gonna favor the Schmucks all night.
Posted by SYF from the Flood on 02/15/13 at 08:02 PM ET
And Sauce just confirmed with an interview that it is Pavel that is out.
Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/15/13 at 08:05 PM ET
Also, those looking for a DET feed. vipbox.tv works..
Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/15/13 at 08:06 PM ET
Um George just posted on his FB that Datsyuk is out…
Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 02/15/13 at 08:07 PM ET
And Sauce just confirmed with an interview that it is Pavel that is out.
Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/15/13 at 07:05 PM ET
And I just shat brix…
Posted by SYF from the Flood on 02/15/13 at 08:07 PM ET
I passed on a home cooked meal, because I am going to need every ,last bit of this buzz tonight.
Jameson, straight outta the bottle, that makes it “neat”, I suppose.
Posted by dougie on 02/15/13 at 08:10 PM ET
I really, really need to go get some Jameson.
Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/15/13 at 08:11 PM ET
And Sauce just confirmed with an interview that it is Pavel that is out.
Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/15/13 at 07:05 PM ET
And I just shat brix…
Posted by SYF from yet another half-ass season by Proskauer Rose LLP on 02/15/13 at 07:07 PM ET
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
Thank dog I never stoped drinking
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 02/15/13 at 08:12 PM ET
Boy.. Murph is pissed at Matt Cooke. Ultimo Douche right there.
Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/15/13 at 08:12 PM ET
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 02/15/13 at 06:53 PM ET
Thanks for the feed, Jeff. I’m going to try it.
Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 02/15/13 at 08:13 PM ET
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RSV - please not Dats or Zett, please, please, please.
LGRW!!
Will be catching up later via DVR so you all have fun now.
Time for some duck hunting!
Posted by hockeychic from Denver, CO on 02/15/13 at 07:02 PM ET