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Jackson Browne Is Banned Forever
by IwoCPO on 03/10/13 at 04:01 PM ET
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Stupid move on my part yesterday. I introduced one JB, then concluded with another JB and in the process pretty much guaranteed a shutout at the hands of some BJs.
Yesterday reminded us that (a) the Wings are not ripe with talent so grit is kinda required these days, and (b) we are in for a long stress-filled journey the next two months if Detroit can't beat Columbus in Columbus. Because if the Wings can't win there, they're not going to win in Anaheim, Chicago, San Jose or practically any other town. There's also this (c): the Wings powerplay is disgusting. Not just on the road. Overall. It's obscenely inept.
But of course, since they're at home, playing the same team that whipped them yesterday, with almost the identical lineup Detroit iced in shitbag Columbus 24 hours ago...they'll go like 4 for 7 with the man up and win 8-1. Because Howard means that much, right?
Wrong, bitch. Wrong. Uncle Mike?
If the powerplay isn't working, that's on you. Not Tom Renney or any assistant before him we saw fit to lay waste to. No. You might have delegated a few things but when it sucks it's on you. And if a team can't win on the road, in Columbus? That's on you, too. And if a team loses a season series to...Columbus?
That's you too, big boy.
But we still dig you, Mike. We do. It's just getting harder to type it.
It's a Live Blog, bitches. No songs. No gimmicks. No predictions. Just a steamroller full of tar, warm beer, some out of date cheddar and an ass-ton of stress.
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both Kronwall and Z FUCH FUCH *#$%@&
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/10/13 at 06:09 PM ET
The Wings cannot handle a ferocious forecheck… at all… ever.
Posted by calquake on 03/10/13 at 06:09 PM ET
I’m exactly two minutes behind you guys. Trying to find another feed.
Posted by SYF from calquake’s low standards…verily on 03/10/13 at 06:08 PM ET
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 03/10/13 at 06:09 PM ET
3:40 Jakub Kindl 3 (Assists: Pavel Datsyuk 17)
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/10/13 at 06:09 PM ET
SYF….Pirate!
http://www.firstrow1.eu/sport/ice-hockey.html
Don’t tell anybody.
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 03/10/13 at 06:10 PM ET
Come on Jimmah. You have to stop that one.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/10/13 at 06:10 PM ET
The Wings cannot handle a ferocious forecheck…
I know, just wait til the play a team that actually has one. Look out.
Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/10/13 at 06:11 PM ET
For those of you getting the crazy Chrome error here on KK…I’ve found that if you hit backspace when the error window comes up and then hit F5 it tends to get you on a working page at least for a while. Sometimes you have to do it twice
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 03/10/13 at 06:11 PM ET
jimmy miss’n 2 on the high, glove side?
hmmm ...
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/10/13 at 06:11 PM ET
Need a redheaded hottie now. Please?
Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 03/10/13 at 06:12 PM ET
More opportunity at ineptitude
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/10/13 at 06:12 PM ET
Need a redheaded hottie now. Please?
Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 03/10/13 at 06:12 PM ET
Ask and ye shall receive
?w=500&h=333
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 03/10/13 at 06:13 PM ET
Need a redheaded hottie now. Please?
Posted by
cigar_nurse
from Greenville South Cakalakee on 03/10/13 at 06:12 PM ET
Seconded!
Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/10/13 at 06:13 PM ET
Sometimes you have to do it twice
Practice makes perfect.
Posted by calquake on 03/10/13 at 06:13 PM ET
For those of you getting the crazy Chrome error here on KK
Jeff - - it pissed me off so bad, I switch to Firefox
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/10/13 at 06:13 PM ET
How about a “Ragin Bitch” to kick some WING BUTTS!
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 03/10/13 at 06:13 PM ET
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 03/10/13 at 06:13 PM ET
Jeff, she’s not actually a .... nevermind.
Posted by calquake on 03/10/13 at 06:14 PM ET
You boys are color blind if you think she has RED hair! Sorry but I think we need the Flaming Haired Red Heads to get the Wings in order.
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 03/10/13 at 06:15 PM ET
Boy - - Hank has hit a drought
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/10/13 at 06:15 PM ET
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 03/10/13 at 06:13 PM ET
Jeff, she’s not actually a .... nevermind.
Posted by calquake on 03/10/13 at 06:14 PM ET
Fine
?w=500&h=698
Quitcherbitchin 
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 03/10/13 at 06:16 PM ET
You boys are color blind if you think she has RED hair! Sorry but I think we need the Flaming Haired Red Heads to get the Wings in order.
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer’s chair on 03/10/13 at 06:15 PM ET
You’re lucky if we even notice she has hair. 
Posted by calquake on 03/10/13 at 06:16 PM ET
Ahhh the olde “Bell Tire Extra Man on the Ice For No Good Reason Play.”
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 03/10/13 at 06:16 PM ET
Wow…Miller AND Abby on the PP…is Mike trolling us now?
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 03/10/13 at 06:17 PM ET
well, ... that was fun
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/10/13 at 06:18 PM ET
At least the Wings showed some life that time - - progress, I think
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/10/13 at 06:18 PM ET
You boys are color blind if you think she has RED hair! Sorry but I think we need the Flaming Haired Red Heads to get the Wings in order.
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer’s chair on 03/10/13 at 06:15 PM ET
Again…ask and ye shall receiev
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 03/10/13 at 06:19 PM ET
This team has an aversion to playing near the net.
Every power play is the exact same thing. Swing it around the net and kick it back out for a perimeter shot. That’s why they have no luck whatsoever on a 5 on 3. Everything ALWAYS comes out for a shot from the point.
Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/10/13 at 06:19 PM ET
what
was
that
???
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/10/13 at 06:20 PM ET
?w=652
What the hell? Interference where?
Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 03/10/13 at 06:20 P
I think he breathed on him.
Posted by calquake on 03/10/13 at 06:21 PM ET
thanks guys, love your efforts and humor…....
Now Wings, get some goals, and Thanks!
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 03/10/13 at 06:22 PM ET
That’s interf—-. nvm. It’s those tools wearing orange armbands.
Posted by SYF from the Flood on 03/10/13 at 06:22 PM ET
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