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Jackson Browne Is Banned Forever
by IwoCPO on 03/10/13 at 04:01 PM ET
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Stupid move on my part yesterday. I introduced one JB, then concluded with another JB and in the process pretty much guaranteed a shutout at the hands of some BJs.
Yesterday reminded us that (a) the Wings are not ripe with talent so grit is kinda required these days, and (b) we are in for a long stress-filled journey the next two months if Detroit can't beat Columbus in Columbus. Because if the Wings can't win there, they're not going to win in Anaheim, Chicago, San Jose or practically any other town. There's also this (c): the Wings powerplay is disgusting. Not just on the road. Overall. It's obscenely inept.
But of course, since they're at home, playing the same team that whipped them yesterday, with almost the identical lineup Detroit iced in shitbag Columbus 24 hours ago...they'll go like 4 for 7 with the man up and win 8-1. Because Howard means that much, right?
Wrong, bitch. Wrong. Uncle Mike?
If the powerplay isn't working, that's on you. Not Tom Renney or any assistant before him we saw fit to lay waste to. No. You might have delegated a few things but when it sucks it's on you. And if a team can't win on the road, in Columbus? That's on you, too. And if a team loses a season series to...Columbus?
That's you too, big boy.
But we still dig you, Mike. We do. It's just getting harder to type it.
It's a Live Blog, bitches. No songs. No gimmicks. No predictions. Just a steamroller full of tar, warm beer, some out of date cheddar and an ass-ton of stress.
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Kronner - - having another gREAT gAME
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/10/13 at 06:02 PM ET
Apparently, he will be back. That is a relief.
Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 03/10/13 at 06:02 PM ET
Pavel is playing the piano in the lobby, since he gets no opportunity on the ice
Posted by dougie on 03/10/13 at 06:03 PM ET
Hey Rummy - - you a glutton for punishment today too, eh?
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/10/13 at 06:03 PM ET
Pavel is the consummate team player. High praise for Abby from Pavs even in the face of great adversity(his line mates). Datsyuk is the Best. Player. Ever.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/10/13 at 06:03 PM ET
If anything, ‘Rosby has Kunitz on his wing.
Aaaaaaand Kronner in the pooper.
Posted by SYF from a viewing moratorium of NBC's hockey coverage on 03/10/13 at 06:03 PM ET
Abdelkader does the heavy lifting? It’s a great pairing with Datsyuk?
Are they serious?
WTF?
Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/10/13 at 06:03 PM ET
Wings D had Jimmy twisting his Dong in strange directions.
Posted by SYF from a viewing moratorium of NBC's hockey coverage on 03/10/13 at 06:04 PM ET
and so it begins once again.
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/10/13 at 06:05 PM ET
Ugh….....I been washin & waxing the cars….forgot about the Matten Eh hockey game. Meybe I should start on the other two….
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 03/10/13 at 06:05 PM ET
Turnstile - -fuching fantastic
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/10/13 at 06:05 PM ET
...
//sigh//
...
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/10/13 at 06:06 PM ET
Inexcusable.
Inexplicable… salacious… outrageous.
Posted by calquake on 03/10/13 at 06:01 PM ET
Jackie Chiles?
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/10/13 at 06:06 PM ET
Unfortunately the puck missed Quagmire’s head and went into the net. Which is worse, the puck not taking Queasy’s head off, or the fact that it went into the net?
Discuss.
Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/10/13 at 06:06 PM ET
bALLZAC. The hell was that, Turnstile????
Posted by SYF from a viewing moratorium of NBC's hockey coverage on 03/10/13 at 06:06 PM ET
Nice fall at the wrong time Q. Bah.
Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 03/10/13 at 06:06 PM ET
Meybe I should start on the other two….
Be less painfull
YAK!!!!
Finally
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/10/13 at 06:06 PM ET
PAVEL made that heppen
Take note mike
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 03/10/13 at 06:07 PM ET
And Brassard laughs it up on the BJs bench.
Posted by SYF from a viewing moratorium of NBC's hockey coverage on 03/10/13 at 06:07 PM ET
Yeah Boys!!
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 03/10/13 at 06:07 PM ET
Finally! Kindl with a little Magic.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/10/13 at 06:07 PM ET
For a change…the Wings get the quick score reply
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 03/10/13 at 06:07 PM ET
there’s an answer
1-1
Yak
L.G.R.W.
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/10/13 at 06:08 PM ET
I’m exactly two minutes behind you guys. Trying to find another feed.
Posted by SYF from a viewing moratorium of NBC's hockey coverage on 03/10/13 at 06:08 PM ET
FUCHING KRONWALL
ANOTHER TURNOVER
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/10/13 at 06:09 PM ET
Fuching ridiculous.
Posted by SYF from a viewing moratorium of NBC's hockey coverage on 03/10/13 at 06:09 PM ET
OMG….
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 03/10/13 at 06:09 PM ET
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