Abel to Yzerman
It’s Easy As 1, 2, 3
by IwoCPO on 03/26/12 at 09:05 PM ET
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IwoCPO must be without an internet connection, so here I am, Paul, filling in again.
The BJ’s will be on our mind for the next 51 hours or so but it really doesn’t matter who the opponent is, what does matter is the play of the Wings.
Saturday’s win against Carolina was a start, but the Wings need to play much better.
#1 on the agenda, get the power play fixed.
#2, cut-down the defensive turnovers.
#3, play a full 60 minute game.
Follow those points and not only will it mean success, it will also allow Detroit fans to be at ease and enjoy the Live Blog bi*****.
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I want to get excited for this game, I really do…
... le sigh.
Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 03/26/12 at 09:09 PM ET
Happy Kick Claude Lemieux and all those pansy Avs ass Day!
Posted by SolidTG7 on 03/26/12 at 09:10 PM ET
BJ’s will be on our mind for the next 51 hours or so
Ask your doctor about Cialis for daily use. In the event of an erection lasting more than four hours, call the midget pimp; he knows where all the action is.
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 03/26/12 at 09:12 PM ET
Follow those points and not only will it mean success, it will also allow Detroit fans to be at ease and enjoy the Live Blog bi*****.
Thank you Paul, for once again coming to our rescue.
Evenin’ Bitches. Two more points.
Let’s Roll.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/26/12 at 09:13 PM ET
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 03/26/12 at 09:13 PM ET
Unbelievable. When I viewed the link of this historic anniversary day video, “19” likes.
This is our time, bitches.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/26/12 at 09:15 PM ET
#4 Get the two points!
Thanks, Paul.
LET’S GO RED WINGS !!!!!
Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/26/12 at 09:15 PM ET
Heh, I think Paul’s substitute posts get just a bit more juvenile each nite. We appreciate it.
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/26/12 at 09:16 PM ET
Is it sacreligious, blasphemy or a mortal sin to be rooting for the dive tonight (on this night in particular) against the chum? I really want the chum to miss the playoffs.
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 03/26/12 at 02:42 PM ET
I’ll allow it, but how ironic to do so on the 15th Anniversary. Just goes to show that time wounds all heels and today there are bigger DoucheBags than the Avs.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/26/12 at 09:16 PM ET
Heh, I think Paul’s substitute posts get just a bit more juvenile each nite.
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/26/12 at 07:16 PM ET
That, or our interpretations of his posts get more juvenile. 
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 03/26/12 at 09:18 PM ET
The Columbus Green Jackets, done with hockey in time for the Masters since 2000.
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/26/12 at 09:20 PM ET
has it really been 15 years? seems like it just happened a few seasons ago.
this global warming thing. no snow in the yard, and it is still March? anybody know where I can get some palm tree seeds? free coconuts might be kinda neat.
wonder if it is dollar hotdog night at the joe? bj’s and hotdogs. they just go together.
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/26/12 at 09:24 PM ET
The Columbus Green Jackets, done with hockey in time for the Masters since 2000.
Posted by bezukov from The Darkness with Harkness Redux on 03/26/12 at 07:20 PM ET
Nice one, Bezukov!
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 03/26/12 at 09:24 PM ET
Posted by bezukov from The Darkness with Harkness Redux on 03/26/12 at 07:20 PM ET
Love it
Posted by HockeytownOverhaul on 03/26/12 at 09:26 PM ET
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/26/12 at 09:27 PM ET
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/26/12 at 07:27 PM ET
Thanks Yooper
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 03/26/12 at 09:30 PM ET
Throwing a crazy idea out there…..first goal.
what? you mean play a game with the lead? are we allowed to do that?
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/26/12 at 09:31 PM ET
Evening bitches. What are you drinking?
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/26/12 at 09:31 PM ET
First goal….and I will raise you last goal too - for the 2 pts!
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 03/26/12 at 09:31 PM ET
Throwing a crazy idea out there…..first goal.
Posted by Valek on 03/26/12 at 07:30 PM ET
Don’t know whether to say from your lips to Sawchuck’s ears or shut your whore mouth.
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 03/26/12 at 09:32 PM ET
Hey-Yohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! What’s up Bitches, what’s up?
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/26/12 at 09:32 PM ET
Uhhhh…. stuck watching the CBJ’s shitty broadcast.
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/26/12 at 09:33 PM ET
Posted by bezukov from The Darkness with Harkness Redux on 03/26/12 at 07:20 PM ET
Awesome.
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/26/12 at 09:33 PM ET
Evening bitches. What are you drinking?
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/26/12 at 07:31 PM ET
Ty Ku sake liquer, St. Germaine, Bombay Saphire, a splash of lime juice, club soda and a cucumber garnish.
Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 03/26/12 at 09:34 PM ET
The Wink, bitches. The Wink.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/26/12 at 09:34 PM ET
And there’s the WINK! Ok to start the game now. (I hart Mick!)
Go WINGS!!!
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 03/26/12 at 09:34 PM ET
Keating just said that 3 goal comeback victory in regulation was the first since 2001.
My bullshit detector went off, but maybe it was just because RWBill showed hisself.
Posted by dougie on 03/26/12 at 09:35 PM ET
Evening gang. Tell me more about this concept of scoring first and playing with the lead. I’m intrigued.
LGRW!
Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 03/26/12 at 09:37 PM ET
Paul—-
Database Error: Unable to connect to your database. Your database appears to be turned off or the database connection settings in your config file are not correct. Please contact your hosting provider if the problem persists.
——-
on a reload, with out posting.
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/26/12 at 09:38 PM ET
Ugh. Pretty early in the evening for the dreaded “database error” and disconnect.
Posted by dougie on 03/26/12 at 09:38 PM ET
Shit, we get our first win in forever,
and now you bastards wanna try scoring first?
greedy dont ya think
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 22 on 03/26/12 at 09:39 PM ET
Evening bitches. What are you drinking?
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/26/12 at 07:31 PM ET
Got my bumwine (white zin, $3.99 for the bottle, bitches), NSAIDs, anti-histamines, Zantac, and Xanax, so I’m good to go.
Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 03/26/12 at 09:39 PM ET
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