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It May Be Time To Consider The Merits Of Vomiting Profusely

10/24/2017 at 7:04pm EDT

Did I spell "vomiting" correctly? It's not two t's, is it? That's kind of a big deal because the subject of the post is the ONE THING YOU CAN'T SCREW UP because it goes to all the feeds and shit. So, in lieu of spell checking, I'm just gonna hope.

Anyway. Here we are. Same as we ever were. Four losses in a row, just like last year at this time. Apathy, just like last year at this time. An angry Jeff Blashill, which we don't see enough of.

But, hey, don't you worry Double Eh will save us He'll rescue you, Kenny. He'll single-handedly bring us back to the brink of mediocrity and we'll sway and swindle our way into the 10 spot.

Oh, and Kenny? Want to see how far you and your franchise have fallen? This is just a nifty ditty from the Emperor today.

I belly-laugh at NBC thinking they've got the NHL covered when Crosby goes against McDavid tonight in Pitts and they're showing Det-Buff

That's a tweet from Jim Matheson. Ok. Granted, he's an Edmonton guy. But, still, the Detroit Red Wings are being used as a punch line to demonstrate Gary Bettman's little side show of a professional sports league still doesn't really get it.

I'm sorry. Am I sounding negative tonite? You know I get like that sometimes.

When? When the Wings suck. That's when, Kenny.

Time for you to go, big boy. Time. For. You. To. Go.

Speaking of go time, it's a Live Blog bitchessssssssss.

LGRW.

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