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I NOW Consider Gustav Nyquist A Hall of Famer

You all know what I didn't shut this morning. And I know better.  I do.  Clearly, I've jinxed us.  The possibility of the Wings not falling prey to this Trap Game are so slim, so very slim.  Just start considering the scenarios now...the Wings-lose, BJs-win scenarios.  And it's my fault. I know.  Too much swagger. Too soon.

They played so well last night, so much deja vu (not the club) and remembering.

Two straight games of happiness. Two straight games to remind us of what could be, but that's all over.  Three (games, not goals) is too much to ask and I know that.  

It's imperative that we open the club car now.  Don't clean it.  Just open it and waddle up.  Voox is there.  He's been there all day and is incoherent.  Kate will be there and she'll be optimistic but quick to remind you, me, all of us that mouths are not to be opened whore-style so early.  Bill will have his graphs and he'll be hitting on my wife. Again.  Rummy will be soaking in a tub, but it's not really a tub because we can't afford it. It's just a trough, and it's filled with warm PBR but he doesn't care.  The old stand bys will show up: Gabe and AndrewfromAnnArbor.  Baroque. Sully, JJ, Tyler and all the other 19 who've started their own blogs.  Everyone will be there and it will be raucus and glorious.  

And my dirty whore mouth will remain shut.  Pets are in play tonite.  Their survival is not required.  Neighbors, remember them?  They must understand that a medium-sized fire is not the end of the world.  

It's a Live Blog, bitches. Early start, just like a playoff game.  Because that's exactly what this is.  God save us all. RSV.

But wait...it can't end there, can it?  I just remembered. It's our last game against the Central, Gary's special creation.  Our last game against our fake rivals, our last game as divisional partners with Shea Weber, who slammed Henrik Zetterberg's head into the glass last playoffs but was not penalized because Gary Bettman directed leniency because it was a Wing he hit and not Rosby or a Hawk.  

So, I'm taking it all back and I'm opening my Whore Mouth wide, like on Cinemax.  

Wings wrap this fucher up tonite convincingly. BJs lose, if that matters.  And we start thinking about what matters most.  LGRW.

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monkey's avatar

Rupp humped a linesman whore style. Now he feels shame.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/26/13 at 09:25 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

.... the Wild and Wings could be tied for 8th, if CBJ gets 2 points.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 04/26/13 at 09:27 PM ET

monkey's avatar

So if Detroit gets a point they clinch seventh place.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/26/13 at 09:27 PM ET

BC's avatar

Clint Howard is trying to inspire the MN players

Oh, sorry thats the coach

Posted by BC on 04/26/13 at 09:27 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

I don’t think the humping is done yet in this game ...

lots of yapping going on.

mad

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/26/13 at 09:28 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

So if Detroit gets a point they clinch seventh place.

Posted by monkey from Fear and Loathing on 04/26/13 at 10:27 PM ET

Not if the Wild win their game tomorrow, that would tie them in points but would give the Wild the extra ROW.  Detroit would be 8th with one point no matter what CBJ does because we own ROW on them.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 04/26/13 at 09:30 PM ET

BC's avatar

Hall plants Cluster*uck

Cool

Posted by BC on 04/26/13 at 09:31 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

there’s a whole lot of prom date pig wresslin’ going on.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 04/26/13 at 09:32 PM ET

monkey's avatar

ET


Not if the Wild win their game tomorrow, that would tie them in points but would give the Wild the extra ROW

U

Rum for everyone

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/26/13 at 09:32 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Khabibulin…. 4th win !!???? hahahahahahaha wow.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 04/26/13 at 09:32 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

meanwhile,

the lames (1) playing ‘lil bro (2) tight with 16:00 to go in the 3rd.

6-1 final, EDM over MIN. now MIN must beat COL tom. to get in.

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/26/13 at 09:33 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Well I think I have killed 3 and a half hours watching the Tigers smack the baseball and this cluster of a hockey game. 

In 24 hours we’ll know so much more.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 04/26/13 at 09:34 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 04/26/13 at 09:35 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

In 24 hours we’ll know so much more.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 04/26/13 at 10:34 PM ET

TNOTLD looms ...

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/26/13 at 09:35 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

now MIN must beat COL tom. to get in.

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/26/13 at 10:33 PM ET

Not if CBJ loses in regulation time too, because MIN would own ROW on them.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 04/26/13 at 09:36 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

3 teams, 2 chairs.  Still too many options.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 04/26/13 at 09:37 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Not if CBJ loses in regulation time too, because MIN would own ROW on them.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 04/26/13 at 10:36 PM ET

details, details ...

being kinda nit-picky, aren’t cha RW?

cheese

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/26/13 at 09:38 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Minnesota can rely in the incompetence of others!

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/26/13 at 09:39 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Send in the pigs!

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/26/13 at 09:40 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Well this is cool, because now TWO teams have to get points to pass us.

That could happen.  We need to win, and 7th is ours.

If we get one point we’re in, if MIN then wins they get 7th by virtue of ROW, 22-21. 

We must lose in regulation for CBJ to have any chance.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 04/26/13 at 09:41 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

“Oh Shit!”

Going to watch some TV.  I’m sure I have some Elisha Cuthbert recorded.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 04/26/13 at 09:43 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 04/26/13 at 10:43 PM ET

another “Mickism”?

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/26/13 at 09:45 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

another “Mickism”?

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/26/13 at 10:45 PM ET

Yes, that’s got to go on the “Hit Me Mick” drinking game.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 04/26/13 at 09:52 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

final: CHI 3 / CGY 1

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/26/13 at 10:01 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

Every time I see the little pic of mick on your graphs saying “oh shit” I crack up. Just sayin.

Posted by Yzersyuk on 04/26/13 at 10:25 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

final: Col 5 / Phx 4 in a “gimmick ending”

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/27/13 at 03:08 AM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

(hmmm, ... page 19 ... )

Games on Saturday

Detroit plays in Dallas at 7:00pm ET,
Columbus at home against Nashville at 7:00pm ET
and Minnesota plays at Colorado at 7:30pm ET.

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/27/13 at 03:13 AM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

and this ...

I really like our team.

g’nite

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/27/13 at 03:27 AM ET

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