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I NOW Consider Danny DeKeyser A Hall of Famer

Ha. That's just silly talk from me. Heck, the guy isn't even 14th in the league in defenseman scoring. 

But he'll never play another minute outside the NHL. Ever. He's that good, this soon.  Is he poised like Gonchar? Oh heck no. Who is? Who could be, or ever will be?  

Meanwhile...

...last game, in Detroit?  Three young men decided to climb out of their Chevy van, hail some hookers, unleash the puppies and climbed aboard a fire truck just before the horns blared and the children frolicked.  James Taylor hummed in their ears and the scapegoats started dealing:  Franzen, Filppula, Brunner.  Again.  If, if, if.  If Franzen could just...if Filppula would just...if Brunner can prove...well they did. For one night.  

We're uneasy riders today, my friends.  So, if you're a faithful follower of Brother John Birch I'd recommend you take a hard look at RWBill's NOLD updates...found in any of Okie's Game Day Threads (Bill...if you'd be so kind as to blast us one in the comments here, that would be downright nifty).  I'm not going to explain the scenarios.  If you want to see them, go see the Octopus Thrower...every possible contingency is covered here

Back to the IFs.  Those three, man. I tell ya.  Scoring from them breaks this thing wide open.  Another horrific dry spell and we're toast.  

It's a Live Blog, bitches. I'm serious. It is. Larry Murphy is obliterated somewhere.  The Stress Train is rocking.  It's soiled, stinky, disgusting and ours.

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MsRedWinger's avatar

YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO PROUD OF OUR BOYS!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 04/24/13 at 09:05 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Back in it

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/24/13 at 09:05 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

We are half way there, bitches.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 04/24/13 at 09:06 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Jimmy bringin it home!!

Great game boys, 100% effort for 60 minutes

love it

Posted by Hootinani on 04/24/13 at 09:06 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Good Game ~ Good Win!  Wings Rocked the Joe!!!!!

I screamed, I laughed…..I am Happy & Smiling!!!!!

.....see you all tomorrow night.

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 04/24/13 at 09:06 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Don’t want to go out on a limb here, but I am remembering what “swagger” feels like.

Imma start drinking at 4 pm tomorrow.

Posted by dougie on 04/24/13 at 09:06 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

I can’t wait till DeKayser is about 215

Posted by MoreShoot on 04/24/13 at 10:03 PM ET

I can’t wait until DeKeyser is is a Hall of Famer.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/24/13 at 09:06 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

woot woot bitches

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 04/24/13 at 09:07 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Thats right, Jimmy, you do your little turn on the catwalk

Posted by Hootinani on 04/24/13 at 09:07 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Tootoo with the GWG

Posted by MoreShoot on 04/24/13 at 09:07 PM ET

redxblack's avatar

I love hearing “doc” explain how numbers work. What’s his doctorate in? Working with douches? Creating verbs that mean passing?

Posted by redxblack from Akron Ohio on 04/24/13 at 09:07 PM ET

Mandingo's avatar

What a great effort. Well done, boys.

Suck it, Olcyzxkyk.

Posted by Mandingo from The Garage on 04/24/13 at 09:07 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Great game boys, 100% effort for 60 minutes

love it

Posted by Hootinani on 04/24/13 at 10:06 PM ET

For two games in a row!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 04/24/13 at 09:07 PM ET

redxblack's avatar

Come from behind win, whore style.

Posted by redxblack from Akron Ohio on 04/24/13 at 09:08 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Imma start drinking at 4 pm tomorrow.

Posted by dougie on 04/24/13 at 10:06 PM ET

sure, rub it in

Posted by Hootinani on 04/24/13 at 09:08 PM ET

behind the net in G.R.'s avatar

I just have to say this TPSH= The perfect scum-bag handle.

Posted by behind the net in G.R. on 04/24/13 at 09:08 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

G’nite all.  See ya tomorrow.  This feels good, eh?

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 04/24/13 at 09:08 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Come from behind win, whore style.

That usually costs more.

Posted by calquake on 04/24/13 at 09:09 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Wild finish against the Oilers and Dive. 7th place seems like a pipe dream

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 04/24/13 at 09:09 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

G’nite all.  See ya tomorrow.  This feels good, eh?

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 04/24/13 at 10:08 PM ET

No doubt, gonna be tough going to sleep tonight

Posted by Hootinani on 04/24/13 at 09:10 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

After a full…err.. Half full whatever season of shit games it’s damn nice to see two solid efforts in a row.

I’m also glad Bert and Sammy the stinky cat were not in the lineup tonight.  I think it would totally Fuch up the chemistry that has finally formed with the lines.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 04/24/13 at 09:10 PM ET

Red Winger's avatar

I just screamed!

Glad I wasn’t the only one.

Posted by calquake on 04/24/13 at 09:35 PM ET

I yelled, too. I swear my dog stared at me and said, “It’s the F’n playoffs already??”

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 04/24/13 at 09:10 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Eaves with a deserved star. Who were the others? Hellacious d and goaltending with 2 down and 2 to go. Keep er goin.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 04/24/13 at 09:11 PM ET

Trish's avatar

I swear my dog stared at me and said, “It’s the F’n playoffs already??”

Hell, the poor dog has prolly had to survive you in the playoffs his/her whole life, no ?

Posted by Trish from Tampa/Clearwater FL on 04/24/13 at 09:12 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Come from behind win, whore style.

That usually costs more.

Posted by calquake on 04/24/13 at 10:09 PM ET

You Nasty.  But you would know!

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 04/24/13 at 09:13 PM ET

calquake's avatar

I yelled, too. I swear my dog stared at me and said, “It’s the F’n playoffs already??”

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 04/24/13 at 10:10 PM ET

I said before I will be impressed if the Wings won their last four.  Well right now I’m imp and waiting for the ressed.

Posted by calquake on 04/24/13 at 09:13 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

I just have to say this TPSH= The perfect scum-bag handle.

Posted by behind the net in G.R. on 04/24/13 at 10:08 PM ET

Wait, its not Tiny Penis Small Hands!?!?

Posted by pgoody on 04/24/13 at 09:14 PM ET

behind the net in G.R.'s avatar

Wait, its not Tiny Penis Small Hands!?!?

I just spit my beer out of my nose.

Posted by behind the net in G.R. on 04/24/13 at 09:15 PM ET

Red Winger's avatar

I can’t wait till DeKayser is about 215

Damn, and I thought it was impressive to have Cheli play when he was 45.

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 04/24/13 at 09:15 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

(You have to use your imagination until tomorrow morning and draw in the dots)

Now it can be said, whore-mouth style.

Wings win tomorrow at home versus Nashville coupled with a Blow Job loss in regulation OR OT and the Wings clinch playoffs.

Shut mouth, whore style.


Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 04/24/13 at 09:20 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

g’nite, 19.

let’s do it again tomorrow:

a “W” and 2-points.

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/24/13 at 09:20 PM ET

BC's avatar

DeKeyser vs Coliavaco and White competing for the seat in the press box?

I will take it

 

Posted by BC on 04/24/13 at 09:20 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

You ought to listen to tpsh on xm radio. Whata pompous ass. Hopefully he will blather his way into oblivion with his buddy Klessel. What a waste of Gore space.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 04/24/13 at 09:21 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

OMG Valverde is pitching…

Posted by pgoody on 04/24/13 at 09:21 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Papa gasolino with 1 out in the 9th.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 04/24/13 at 09:26 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

Good god, TIgers win, hey TIgers while you’re at bringing back players why not have Kaline take some hacks, go dig up Greenberg and Cobb, and where in the hell did Bobby Higginson wind up…

Posted by pgoody on 04/24/13 at 09:33 PM ET

Forlorn in VA's avatar

You ought to listen to tpsh on xm radio. Whata pompous ass. Hopefully he will blather his way into oblivion with his buddy Klessel. What a waste of Gore space.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 04/24/13 at 10:21 PM ET

You couldn’t pay me to listen to him.

Posted by Forlorn in VA on 04/24/13 at 09:47 PM ET

redxblack's avatar

The only thing I listen to other than actual games is the Jason Ellis Show on Faction. I’d love to hear TPSH on Ellis though. That could be marvelous.

Posted by redxblack from Akron Ohio on 04/24/13 at 10:13 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Great, great win by the Wings.  All I have to add is:  Tootoo, you sexy Eskimo motherfucher.

More of the same ‘gainst the Predaturds.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 04/24/13 at 11:24 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

anyone know what Mule’s “undisclosed injury” is?

report is he didn’t finish last night ...

long face

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/25/13 at 06:53 AM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com