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I NOW Consider Danny DeKeyser A Hall of Famer

Ha. That's just silly talk from me. Heck, the guy isn't even 14th in the league in defenseman scoring. 

But he'll never play another minute outside the NHL. Ever. He's that good, this soon.  Is he poised like Gonchar? Oh heck no. Who is? Who could be, or ever will be?  

Meanwhile...

...last game, in Detroit?  Three young men decided to climb out of their Chevy van, hail some hookers, unleash the puppies and climbed aboard a fire truck just before the horns blared and the children frolicked.  James Taylor hummed in their ears and the scapegoats started dealing:  Franzen, Filppula, Brunner.  Again.  If, if, if.  If Franzen could just...if Filppula would just...if Brunner can prove...well they did. For one night.  

We're uneasy riders today, my friends.  So, if you're a faithful follower of Brother John Birch I'd recommend you take a hard look at RWBill's NOLD updates...found in any of Okie's Game Day Threads (Bill...if you'd be so kind as to blast us one in the comments here, that would be downright nifty).  I'm not going to explain the scenarios.  If you want to see them, go see the Octopus Thrower...every possible contingency is covered here

Back to the IFs.  Those three, man. I tell ya.  Scoring from them breaks this thing wide open.  Another horrific dry spell and we're toast.  

It's a Live Blog, bitches. I'm serious. It is. Larry Murphy is obliterated somewhere.  The Stress Train is rocking.  It's soiled, stinky, disgusting and ours.

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MsRedWinger's avatar

PP!  Me likey what me seeing so far.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 04/24/13 at 07:47 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Can anyone clue me in on a Ken Kal internet feed? I would rather listen to him on a 1 inch laptop speaker, than listen to these douchebags on the home theater speakers

Posted by dougie on 04/24/13 at 07:47 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Jeebus, they finally call the ongoing muggings…..

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 04/24/13 at 07:47 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

PP Goal opportunity….....

Go Wings!!!!!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 04/24/13 at 07:47 PM ET

SYF's avatar

There’s a bracket in the NHL playoffs???

Wings on the PP.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 04/24/13 at 07:48 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Q ... stupid

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/24/13 at 07:48 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

the Kings player jumps into the Wing and falls down, and it’s a penalty on QUINCEY?!  LMFAO

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 04/24/13 at 07:48 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Can anyone clue me in on a Ken Kal internet feed? I would rather listen to him on a 1 inch laptop speaker, than listen to these douchebags on the home theater speakers

Posted by dougie on 04/24/13 at 07:47 PM ET

Just do a search for “97.1 The Ticket.”

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 04/24/13 at 07:48 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

I would rather listen to him on a 1 inch laptop speaker, than listen to these douchebags on the home theater speakers

Posted by dougie on 04/24/13 at 07:47 PM ET

That’s just the likker talking.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 04/24/13 at 07:48 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Dive, Dive!

Posted by Hootinani on 04/24/13 at 07:48 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Bogdammit, Q…

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 04/24/13 at 07:48 PM ET

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Sold it nicely.  Interesting how a stick to the skates cause you to jump 3 feet in the air.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 04/24/13 at 07:48 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

wrong net, Fil.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 04/24/13 at 07:49 PM ET

dougie's avatar

There are a lot of “pale blacks” around here. They are not made in Kenya.

Posted by dougie on 04/24/13 at 07:49 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Sold it nicely.  Interesting how a stick to the skates cause you to jump 3 feet in the air.

Posted by Valek on 04/24/13 at 07:48 PM ET

Yeah, more of a cattleprod and less of a hockey stick.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 04/24/13 at 07:49 PM ET

SYF's avatar

wrong net, Fil.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 04/24/13 at 07:49 PM ET

Really earning that $5 raise.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 04/24/13 at 07:49 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Nice Buzzkill, Q.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 04/24/13 at 07:50 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

So this black lager is kinda “meh”.  Not bad, but I won’t buy it again.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 04/24/13 at 07:50 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Sold it nicely.  Interesting how a stick to the skates cause you to jump 3 feet in the air.

Posted by Valek on 04/24/13 at 07:48 PM ET

very interesting

but stupid

Posted by Hootinani on 04/24/13 at 07:50 PM ET

redxblack's avatar

BARF.

2 mins for getting charged into.

Posted by redxblack from Akron Ohio on 04/24/13 at 07:50 PM ET

dougie's avatar

That’s just the likker talking.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, pelotoning….whore style on 04/24/13 at 07:48 PM ET

One would think you would be used to that after all these years.

Posted by dougie on 04/24/13 at 07:50 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

almost Kronwalled.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 04/24/13 at 07:51 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Nice try Nike.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 04/24/13 at 07:51 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Nike and Mr. Andersson nearly connect.  Wow!

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 04/24/13 at 07:51 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

very interesting

but stupid

Posted by Hootinani on 04/24/13 at 07:50 PM ET

Laugh In?

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 04/24/13 at 07:51 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Laugh In?

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 04/24/13 at 07:51 PM ET

bingo

Posted by Hootinani on 04/24/13 at 07:52 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Nike is frigging hungry.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 04/24/13 at 07:52 PM ET

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No slash there

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 04/24/13 at 07:52 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Nike!  Almost.

Gord, I love that kid.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 04/24/13 at 07:52 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Aw frack.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 04/24/13 at 07:53 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Evidently, we’re watching an LA feed?  Geez.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 04/24/13 at 07:53 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

  Laugh In?

  Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 04/24/13 at 07:51 PM ET

Goldie….

 

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 04/24/13 at 07:53 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Ugh!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/24/13 at 07:54 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Laggy feed here.  Gonna try another.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 04/24/13 at 07:55 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Goldie….

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, pelotoning….whore style on 04/24/13 at 07:53 PM ET

would have liked her to sock it to me

Posted by Hootinani on 04/24/13 at 07:55 PM ET

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Great pace until the penalties came in. Now they have to get that flow back.

Posted by CrimsonPhoenix on 04/24/13 at 07:55 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Laugh In?

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 04/24/13 at 07:51 PM ET

Such fond memories…..of the 6th grade.

Posted by dougie on 04/24/13 at 07:56 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Waitress, I’ll take 1 shorty please.  K.  Thanks.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 04/24/13 at 07:56 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

kilt it

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/24/13 at 07:58 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Royals 4 - Tigers 1 middle of third.  Ugh.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 04/24/13 at 07:59 PM ET

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