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I NOW Consider Buffalo an Elite Team

I am not a superstitious person. But I do know facts when I see them, and here is some science:

This is a trap game.  Buffalo sucks but plays hard every night, from what I read and hear. I don't watch them, of course, because I don't watch hockey unless the Wings are involved. But I hear they're rambunctious.

The BJs are one point back, Toronto is two back. Washington 5 back.  Toronto has no chance because they're Toronto. The Caps are imploding because of their captain. The BJs have a shot at the 1 wild card and we want the 1 wild card.  We do.

And the Wings haven't lost since I've come back.  I take full credit. I deserve that credit and demand you give it to me.

How should you give it to me?

Whore style. 

It's a live blog, bitches.

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stonehands-78's avatar

ALLFIE

3-0

Skate to the throat, boyz.

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/04/14 at 08:10 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

Alfie !!! Lets Go Red Wingssssssss

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 04/04/14 at 08:10 PM ET

Alan's avatar

...ALFIE! Fuch yeah!!

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 04/04/14 at 08:10 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Rollin.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 04/04/14 at 08:10 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Nice - Alfredsson

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 04/04/14 at 08:10 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

ALF! Wow!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/04/14 at 08:10 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

2-2 in Chicago, 15:00 to go in the 2nd ...

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/04/14 at 08:11 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Now would be a great time for ALF to get hot.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 04/04/14 at 08:12 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Glenny steam rollin!

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 04/04/14 at 08:12 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Does Buffalo even have any goons to cue up?

Posted by dougie on 04/04/14 at 08:12 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Does Buffalo even have any goons to cue up?

Fortunately Kaleta is injured or out of the league or something. good riddance.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 04/04/14 at 08:13 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

Sup, homies? Chief, knew you couldn’t stay away..good to see you back where you belong.

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 04/04/14 at 08:14 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

2-2 in Chicago, 15:00 to go in the 2nd ...

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/04/14 at 08:11 PM ET

Its a shame that CBJ gets to face the Cawks minus Toes and Kane, and with their terrible backup goalie in (Raanta)

Posted by Hootinani on 04/04/14 at 08:15 PM ET

Red Winger's avatar

Buffalo arrived at their hotel at 4:00 this morning. Add to that the fact they are a team that was eliminated from the playoffs by around Halloween, and this is a team that just wants to be home.

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 04/04/14 at 08:15 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

“Last minute of play ... in this period.”

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/04/14 at 08:16 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Does Buffalo even have any goons to cue up?

Fortunately Kaleta is injured or out of the league or something. good riddance.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 04/04/14 at 08:13 PM ET

Dont they still have John Scott?

Posted by Hootinani on 04/04/14 at 08:16 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Did babs just bark at pasha?

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 04/04/14 at 08:17 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Dont they still have John Scott?

Posted by Hootinani on 04/04/14 at 08:16 PM ET

Yes, John Scott says “ARRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH”

(that means, “Hi.”)

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 04/04/14 at 08:17 PM ET

Rdwings28's avatar

13-0 this calls for some redheads

Posted by Rdwings28 on 04/04/14 at 08:20 PM ET

SK77's avatar

Just got in. Nice score.

How’s Pavel doing?

Posted by SK77 on 04/04/14 at 08:22 PM ET

Down River Dan's avatar

Just an AWFUL disallowed goal for the senators against the Habs. Worst no goal call of all time!

Posted by Down River Dan on 04/04/14 at 08:22 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

UPDATES:

MTL 4 / OTT 3 @ 15:43 of 2
CHI 3 / CBJ 2 @ 9:01 of 2
WSH 1 / NJD 0 @ 8:52 of 2
CGY 0 / FLA 0 end of 1

and

DRW 3 / buf zippo! after the 1st

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/04/14 at 08:23 PM ET

Rdwings28's avatar

Er…..3-0

Posted by Rdwings28 on 04/04/14 at 08:23 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Sup, homies? Chief, knew you couldn’t stay away..good to see you back where you belong.

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 04/04/14 at 08:14 PM ET

Hey mang! It’s that time of the year.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/04/14 at 08:23 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Lindsey wants Helms baby.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 04/04/14 at 08:23 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

“Darren, what lead to the success your team had in the first period?”

“Well, Buffalo sucks. Seriously, they got nuthin”

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 04/04/14 at 08:23 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Just an AWFUL disallowed goal for the senators against the Habs. Worst no goal call of all time!

Posted by Down River Dan on 04/04/14 at 08:22 PM ET

What was the justification?  Breathed on the goalie? Insulted his mom? What?

Posted by calquake on 04/04/14 at 08:24 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

NJD just tied it at 7:40 to go in the 2nd

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/04/14 at 08:24 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

A three goal lead, what is it?

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 04/04/14 at 08:24 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

A three goal lead, what is it?

having put the puck in the net three times when the other team has not ... but that’s not important right now.

Just.
Win.


L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/04/14 at 08:27 PM ET

Red Winger's avatar

A three goal lead, what is it?

A movie about a killer clown based on a Stephen King book, but that’s not important right now

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 04/04/14 at 08:27 PM ET

WingFanFormerlyInLA's avatar

Would be nice to just keep this to a blowout and not let them get any air. 

BTW, late arrival, but evenin’ bitches!

Posted by WingFanFormerlyInLA on 04/04/14 at 08:27 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

BJs tied it up, Raanta continues to be aweful

Posted by Hootinani on 04/04/14 at 08:29 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Holy cheese on a stick, GABE is on the LB !?  Omg all the gang is getting back together.

And a Hit Me Mick night.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 04/04/14 at 08:30 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

SWM to the entire broadcast crew. No jink!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/04/14 at 08:30 PM ET

WingFanFormerlyInLA's avatar

Kudos on the Airplane references….and don’t call my Shirley.

Posted by WingFanFormerlyInLA on 04/04/14 at 08:30 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Lindsey wants Helms baby.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 04/04/14 at 08:23 PM ET

Pretty sure Lindsey would have ANY of the Wings’ babies…

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 04/04/14 at 08:33 PM ET

Alan's avatar

Let’s keep these good times rollin’. Go Red Wings!

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 04/04/14 at 08:33 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

Hey mang! It’s that time of the year.

Yep. I just can’t quit you guys. Been watching all season with the 7-year-old daughter…it’s been fun, but I’ve missed the immaturity here.

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 04/04/14 at 08:35 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Helm is more her age… but DD has the look.. and the hair..

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 04/04/14 at 08:36 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com