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I NOW Consider Buffalo an Elite Team

I am not a superstitious person. But I do know facts when I see them, and here is some science:

This is a trap game.  Buffalo sucks but plays hard every night, from what I read and hear. I don't watch them, of course, because I don't watch hockey unless the Wings are involved. But I hear they're rambunctious.

The BJs are one point back, Toronto is two back. Washington 5 back.  Toronto has no chance because they're Toronto. The Caps are imploding because of their captain. The BJs have a shot at the 1 wild card and we want the 1 wild card.  We do.

And the Wings haven't lost since I've come back.  I take full credit. I deserve that credit and demand you give it to me.

How should you give it to me?

Whore style. 

It's a live blog, bitches.

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Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Mule discreetly takes a shot.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/04/14 at 06:41 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Careful Bill, it’s a big one.

<waits patiently for the inevitable>

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 04/04/14 at 06:42 PM ET

Alan's avatar

It’s good to see all you fine folks again. I’ve missed the live blog.

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 04/04/14 at 06:43 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

A big SWM tonite when applicable. Mostly Ken. No jink!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/04/14 at 06:43 PM ET

Red Winger's avatar

Seeing some old names around here lately. It’s like a Glue Sniffers Anonymous class reunion

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 04/04/14 at 06:43 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Careful Bill, it’s a big one.

<waits patiently for the inevitable>

That’s NOT what she said?

Posted by calquake on 04/04/14 at 06:44 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

SWM Ken! No jink.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/04/14 at 06:45 PM ET

Red Winger's avatar

is it weird to be more worried about this game than I was about the Boston game?

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 04/04/14 at 06:45 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 04/04/14 at 06:47 PM ET

Red Winger's avatar

Helm just told me to shout my whore mouth.

Okay.

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 04/04/14 at 06:47 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

HELM Woo Hoo 1-0

GO WINGS!!!!!!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 04/04/14 at 06:47 PM ET

Alan's avatar

HELMER!

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 04/04/14 at 06:48 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

is it weird to be more worried about this game than I was about the Boston game?

no. different expectations:

- a team with the B’s record, you hope to survive, maybe get a point ... maybe.

- a team with Buffalo’s record, you expect to win.


and HELMER makes 1-zip

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/04/14 at 06:48 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Helmer! Finishes again!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/04/14 at 06:48 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 04/04/14 at 07:47 PM ET

If yes… give it to him again.  If no… why didn’t you give it to him?

Posted by calquake on 04/04/14 at 06:48 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

Change that game plan to Nyqusit/Helm !!!!

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 04/04/14 at 06:50 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

tatar feeling it

go kids, go

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/04/14 at 06:50 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

Posted by calquake on 04/04/14 at 07:48 PM ET

If no ?? he will eventually score ?? I guess ??

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 04/04/14 at 06:52 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

hoser

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/04/14 at 06:52 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Last game of zebra suckage for VanMassengill.Ever.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/04/14 at 06:54 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Last game of zebra suckage for VanMassengill.Ever.

Did you send him a white cane as a parting gift? cheese

Posted by calquake on 04/04/14 at 06:56 PM ET

Red Winger's avatar

Last game of zebra suckage for VanMassengill.Ever.

That’s what they say,but never underestimate Gary’s ability to ask him to come back for the playoffs if he gives the Wings a real good screwin’ tonight.

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 04/04/14 at 06:56 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Mitch Callahan’s ouch from the other night.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/04/14 at 07:02 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

BJ’s score at 0:36 of the 2nd, up 2-1 ...

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/04/14 at 07:04 PM ET

aerodude's avatar

Ouch puck to the mouth

Posted by aerodude on 04/04/14 at 07:05 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Goal by the Jurk.

Posted by calquake on 04/04/14 at 07:05 PM ET

Red Winger's avatar

Jurco!

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 04/04/14 at 07:05 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Woo Hoo PP Goal - Jurco

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 04/04/14 at 07:05 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

the kids are AAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL Right

2-0

DDK and Jurco

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/04/14 at 07:06 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Evenin bitches. Got in just in time to see the Jurco tip. Nice to see the boys up 2-0 early.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 04/04/14 at 07:06 PM ET

Alan's avatar

Jurco!!1

Posted by Alan from Atlanta on 04/04/14 at 07:06 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Jurco! These kids!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/04/14 at 07:06 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

Yihaa Jurco !!!

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 04/04/14 at 07:07 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Jerky! And Helm! Late to the blog. Was watching and eating.

These kids..

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 04/04/14 at 07:08 PM ET

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Detroit, the oldest team in the NHL

Posted by neffernin on 04/04/14 at 07:08 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

That’s NOT what she said?

Posted by calquake on 04/04/14 at 07:44 PM ET

Damn youz, Cal. Damn youz.

Finally caught up, and just started the power play - it’s amazing how much easier zone entries are when the other team has to back off of Datsyuk.

Nice tip up high, Jerky.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 04/04/14 at 07:08 PM ET

Red Winger's avatar

Now, let’s see if they’ve developed a killer instinct

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 04/04/14 at 07:09 PM ET

Red Winger's avatar

Alfie just told me to shut my whore mouth.

Okay.

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 04/04/14 at 07:09 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Awesome. Pav making an impact already

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 04/04/14 at 07:09 PM ET

calquake's avatar

What’s it all aboot Alfie?

Posted by calquake on 04/04/14 at 07:09 PM ET

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