I am not a superstitious person. But I do know facts when I see them, and here is some science:

This is a trap game. Buffalo sucks but plays hard every night, from what I read and hear. I don't watch them, of course, because I don't watch hockey unless the Wings are involved. But I hear they're rambunctious.

The BJs are one point back, Toronto is two back. Washington 5 back. Toronto has no chance because they're Toronto. The Caps are imploding because of their captain. The BJs have a shot at the 1 wild card and we want the 1 wild card. We do.

And the Wings haven't lost since I've come back. I take full credit. I deserve that credit and demand you give it to me.

How should you give it to me?