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Abel to Yzerman

Huron’s Rolling, Superior’s Singing and The Musty Old Hall Is Chock Full

I don't have much.  Detroit's made two huge offseason signings over the last two years.  Our GM, aggressive because he knows a title is within reach and always looking for ways to make his owner and his fan base happy, has refused to acknowledge parity as an option.  Refused.

Detroit's GM is a swashbuckler.  He gobbles opportunities. He's fearless. And he's being rewarded...

Hunter's hitting .415 and Fielder? .439.

Yes, that GM.

And Kyle Quincey sits.

Too morose? Blame Ken Holland.  I'll be watching the Tigers until game time.

It's a Live Blog, bitches.  LGRW.  Just get in (how's that sound, Tick Tock? Is that the refrain you like to hear from Wing fans with the playoffs two weeks away?).

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DAN M's avatar

Caps

Posted by DAN M on 04/14/13 at 08:31 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

If this 9 year old bourbon is supposed to be smooth, what was it like 9 years ago?

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 04/14/13 at 08:32 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Who did Erat wind up with?

the Caps

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 04/14/13 at 08:32 PM ET

monkey's avatar

If this 9 year old bourbon is supposed to be smooth, what was it like 9 years ago?

Less so.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/14/13 at 08:33 PM ET

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Clune…..what a fuching surprise

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 04/14/13 at 08:33 PM ET

DAN M's avatar

Clune rimes with goon

Posted by DAN M on 04/14/13 at 08:33 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

No FAUXING CALL???

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 04/14/13 at 08:33 PM ET

behind the net in G.R.'s avatar

If this 9 year old bourbon is supposed to be smooth, what was it like 9 years ago?
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 04/14/13 at 09:32 PM ET

Ripple

Posted by behind the net in G.R. on 04/14/13 at 08:33 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Get off our Jimmah!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 04/14/13 at 08:33 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Someone punch that guy right in the face.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/14/13 at 08:33 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

No call for running Jimmah - - I’m shocked, I tell you.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 04/14/13 at 08:34 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Time to start running their goaltender

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 04/14/13 at 08:34 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

why are the refs even out there?

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 04/14/13 at 08:34 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

More zebra super suckage.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/14/13 at 08:34 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

do you think the NSH statisticians counted that as a hit?

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 04/14/13 at 08:34 PM ET

DAN M's avatar

We’re too nice to do anything of the sort

Posted by DAN M on 04/14/13 at 08:34 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Hola bitches.  Just catching up on the dvr.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 04/14/13 at 08:34 PM ET

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Completely blew that offsides call

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 04/14/13 at 08:35 PM ET

monkey's avatar

It’s time to teach these bitches who’s boss around here.  Don’t take any gruff from these swine.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 04/14/13 at 08:35 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Clune….unleash the Tootoo!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 04/14/13 at 08:35 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Those whistles are stupid.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 04/14/13 at 08:36 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

gREAT

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 04/14/13 at 08:36 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Way to go Yak

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 04/14/13 at 08:36 PM ET

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Holy fuchballs…..that’s a penalty shot!?!?!

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 04/14/13 at 08:36 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Frack.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 04/14/13 at 08:36 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Hahahaha!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 04/14/13 at 08:37 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Oh FML…penalty shot? Jeebus on a pogo stick.

Nice try butt face.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 04/14/13 at 08:37 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

thank gawd - - i was certain the game would be tied

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 04/14/13 at 08:37 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

RO-motherfuching-FL.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 04/14/13 at 08:37 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Penalty shot.  Hmmm, that wasn’t exactly a breakaway now was it?

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 04/14/13 at 08:37 PM ET

ChowYunCat's avatar

D O N G

Posted by ChowYunCat on 04/14/13 at 08:37 PM ET

DAN M's avatar

That was just terrible kindl. Bobby butler gets about 8 mins a game. And he blows it of course

Posted by DAN M on 04/14/13 at 08:37 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

JiMMAH! AGAIN!


Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 04/14/13 at 08:37 PM ET

behind the net in G.R.'s avatar

Kindl you owe Jimmy a steak dinner

Posted by behind the net in G.R. on 04/14/13 at 08:38 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

why are the refs even out there?

To give Trashville penalty shots apparently

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 04/14/13 at 08:38 PM ET

Mandingo's avatar

Franzen manhandled again.

Posted by Mandingo from The Garage on 04/14/13 at 08:38 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Jimmy Dong’s !  Freaky Fast delivery.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 04/14/13 at 08:38 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

What’s up with Franzen?  He actually kinda looks like that gut that used to play for the Wings.  Can’t remember his name, but I think they used to call him “Mule”.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 04/14/13 at 08:39 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Nothing like a piece of graphite laced across your low back to make ya fall to the ground.  Good thing that’s legal….

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 04/14/13 at 08:39 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Fil, Cleary & Franzen….The Clusterfaux Line?

the island of misfit toys

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 04/14/13 at 08:40 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com