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Holy Hell The Hills Are Filled With Fire

Okie was on the money yesterday when he got the Aerosmith/Stress Train reference three minutes after the Live Blog posted.  He was right again this morning when he pointed out that three games in four days means all the glad could very well  be turned to sadness so very soon.   

We are in for so much trouble today.  The Defending Stanley Cup Champions are in town and the horror is too thick to type about.  The Wings are tired, so very tired.  Gary's made them play so much hockey in such a short period of time and now we get The Champs.  JFC. RSV. 

Winning this game is just too much to ask.  RWBill wants to know how much PK/PP energy our two leaders expended yesterday?

7:33 of special minutes for Datsyuk, 7:29 for Zetterman.  Tired, tired, tired.  

The Champions haven't played since Thursday.  It's too much to ask.  Too tall an order.  Our boys are exhausted, tuckered out, the strain is too much and the train is full of drunkards, worried and unclean.  The imperfect storm has finally arrived. God help us all.

Wings win 3-1.  Wally, White and...Stirs Shit With Massive Wooden Spoon.

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NIVO's avatar

Wings need a shot of 5 hour energy.  Or crystal meth.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/10/13 at 02:12 PM ET

Keep this quote for wednesday against the Bloes Bill. We might just need it. Setting up for a good one for sure. We keep this up and the next time we play Sheecago it will be bloody for sure.

Posted by NIVO from underpants gnome village on 02/10/13 at 03:18 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

And here comes the intermission shittsburg fellation.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/10/13 at 03:22 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

From Khan(!) twitter:

The 38 shots is already the most allowed by the Wings in a game. Previous was 36 to STL in opener. It’s the most shots by Kings this year.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/10/13 at 03:24 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Wings need a shot of 5 hour energy.  Or crystal meth.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/10/13 at 02:12 PM ET

Three years ago when my son was on a traveling bantam team, the coach had a rabid “NO SODA! NO ENERGY DRINK! NO CAFFEINE!” policy on the kids during game trips.  In the state championship tourney, they came out kinda flat for the first game, so me and one of the other dads went down the street and bought a whole box of 5 hour energy drinks.  About 30 mins before the next game, another dad took the coach out into the hallway to give him a pep talk while me and the first dad distributed the contra-band.

HOLY hell ... a swarm of Helms destroyed the favorite of the tourney like 10 or 11 to 1.  Wound up losing the next game on a bs overtime streak of penalties but that was pretty awesome to see

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/10/13 at 03:26 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Karma says DET score in the 1st 5 minutes.

Kings will be lining up on the Ambassador Bridge

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/10/13 at 03:27 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

That didn’t look like Hart Plaza. It’s nice to see people enjoying Downtown Detroit. I’ve been skating there before and was looking for the Dodge Fountain that resembles a doughnut or flying saucer. And, of course, the Big Fist at Jefferson and Woodward.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/10/13 at 03:29 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

I remember Jimmah having a game like this a few years ago in LA. It was a crossroads game for him if my failing memory is correct.

I believe Helm scored the game-winner that night.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/10/13 at 03:29 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

ANybody had that Budeweiser Black Crown yet?

Tastes alot like Bud Select….but with higher alc %.

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/10/13 at 03:30 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Kings will be lining up on the Ambassador Bridge
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 02/10/13 at 02:27 PM ET

Matty Maroun will charge them an arm and a leg.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/10/13 at 03:30 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

We back to icing already!

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/10/13 at 03:30 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Olczyk has a hard time praising Lidas even.  What a asshat.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where the GM likes his team. on 02/10/13 at 03:30 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

That was Campus Martious Kate.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/10/13 at 03:30 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Wings need a shot of 5 hour energy.  Or crystal meth.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/10/13 at 02:12 PM ET

Try new Crystal Energy… lasts longer than the cops.

Posted by calquake on 02/10/13 at 03:31 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

HOly crap that’s frustrating watching them dump the puck in with one of their own still in the zone…Why just give it up?  WHY WHY WHY

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/10/13 at 03:31 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

That didn’t look like Hart Plaza. It’s nice to see people enjoying Downtown Detroit. I’ve been skating there before and was looking for the Dodge Fountain that resembles a doughnut or flying saucer. And, of course, the Big Fist at Jefferson and Woodward.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/10/13 at 02:29 PM ET

Definitely not Hart Plaza. What was up with the Christmas lights still decoratring the rink?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/10/13 at 03:31 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Try new Crystal Energy… lasts longer than the cops.

Posted by calquake on 02/10/13 at 02:31 PM ET

If it goes longer than four hourse seek a physician

or a hooker

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/10/13 at 03:32 PM ET

RWBill's avatar


Wings need a shot of 5 hour energy.  Or crystal meth.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/10/13 at 02:12 PM ET

Try new Crystal Energy… lasts longer than the cops.

Posted by calquake on 02/10/13 at 02:31 PM ET

Hahahaha

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/10/13 at 03:32 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

That was Campus Martious Kate.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/10/13 at 02:30 PM ET

Thank you CN. That’s what I was thinking, but, I couldn’t remember the name.

I miss Detroit.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/10/13 at 03:33 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Am I a dick for already hoping we get at least one point out of this?

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/10/13 at 03:33 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Olczek just can’t help but point out the wings “gettign away” with whatever.  Never hear a peep from him about LA getting away with anything.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/10/13 at 03:34 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Am I a dick for already hoping we get at least one point out of this?

Well, not just for that.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/10/13 at 03:34 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Fuch you Olczyk.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where the GM likes his team. on 02/10/13 at 03:34 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Olczek just can’t help but point out the wings “gettign away” with whatever.  Never hear a peep from him about LA getting away with anything.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/10/13 at 02:34 PM ET

 

“those subtle little interference calls that don’t get called”

fuch off

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/10/13 at 03:35 PM ET

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OMFG….Olsuck talking about Detroit always getting away with interference again….what the fuch

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 02/10/13 at 03:35 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Grind - grind - grind

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/10/13 at 03:35 PM ET

Bent's avatar

What an assbag.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/10/13 at 03:35 PM ET

calquake's avatar

I miss Detroit.

I miss the “old Detroit”.  Going back to the old neighborhoods is depressing at best. confused

Posted by calquake on 02/10/13 at 03:35 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

chicanery prone red wings?  holy shit….wtf is that?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/10/13 at 03:35 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Am I a dick for already hoping we get at least one point out of this?
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/10/13 at 02:33 PM ET

Nah, you’re a dick anyway.  grin


(Sorry, it was too good of a set up.)

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/10/13 at 03:35 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Welcome Kate. I do too most times.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/10/13 at 03:35 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Was telling my daughter about the NBC bias crap during the last intermission and she was giving me that “yeahhhh….where’s your tinfoil hat” look

Ever since then she’s just been getting furious listening to these cocksuckers

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/10/13 at 03:36 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Eddie Assholio with the obligatory reference to how Detroit has ALWAYS gotten away with interference.

Somebody needs to duct tape that pissing bladder of a mouth he has.

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 02/10/13 at 03:36 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

I wonder if the team can file a complaint with the network to at least get it on record?  That’s just some utter bullshit

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 02/10/13 at 03:37 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Miller you gotta pot one of those.

Posted by calquake on 02/10/13 at 03:37 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Miller comes close

its the 3 and 4 line guys going to have to carry the water - - if they can

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/10/13 at 03:38 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Can we please play in the Kings zone for, say, at least thirty seconds? Is that asking too much?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/10/13 at 03:38 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Nice tic tac toe to clear the zone. I miss that.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 02/10/13 at 03:39 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

RW you are what you eat tongue wink

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/10/13 at 03:40 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Can we please play in the Kings zone for, say, at least thirty seconds? Is that asking too much?

Mike needs to roll the 3-4 lines

they may not score - -but have the legs to play in the LAK zone

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/10/13 at 03:40 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Nice tic tac toe to clear the zone. I miss that.

Lately it’s more like toe, tac, wtf.

Posted by calquake on 02/10/13 at 03:40 PM ET

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