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Hey Pinky…We’ve Missed You Big Boy

In case you’d forgotten, this literary genius doesn’t like you.  Not one bit.

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I’ve got to tell you. Over all these years, tens of thousands of posts, a million PBRs, and countless contentious discussions with bloggers from other towns, writing about teams inferior to ours…laying waste to Hockey Wilderness’ Brian Reynolds was some of the most fun we’ve had. 

Let’s take a stroll back to the A2Y archives and pull out a couple highlights.  And remember, this whole ditty started because Big Pinky was downright tearful that the Wild weren’t giving him The Access he damn well deserves.  Like our pal Dater, he wants…no he craves…the chance to “bond” with his heroes.  Pinky believes that bloggers should be right there asking the tough questions, drilling down and drilling deep.  And, don’t forget, Pinky felt it was dirty men like me that kept him from fulfilling his locker room fantasies.

Thank you IwoCPO, and From Abel to Yzerman for ensuring that NHL teams always have plenty of ammunition to use when denying credentials to bloggers who actually have some professionalism. We appreciate it.


You’re welcome Pinky. You were welcome on my birthday in 2009 when you wrote your little manifesto and welcome you remain to this day.

Oh did we blast him that day. We pelted him with juveniliciousness in the post and then you absolutely hammered him that day, and for many, many days after in comments.  Pinky comes up at the oddest times.  He’s the gift that just keeps on giving.  We appreciate you Pinky, you bloated self-righteous mound of a man.  Thank you for all you do every day.

I have no idea whether Big Pinky has his coveted access yet.  I hope he does, because we want him to be happy. Especially since his team, you know, sucks ass.  But Pinky? Don’t forget what you are, son. Don’t ever forget one of our first descriptions of you.

Ned Beatty on a crusade.


You got a real pretty mouth, Pinky. And in case I didn’t tell you three years ago? Nice hat, dipshit.

Now go ahead and suck on this Live Blog.

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MSUMorty's avatar

Pure poetry from start to finish! 

LGRW!

Posted by MSUMorty on 03/02/12 at 09:08 PM ET

SYF's avatar

One epic sentence after another, Amigo.  Bodacious.

Pinkys are coming off a Setoguchi blown-tire shootout loss in which they had no business even gaining a single point from the Habs game last night.  Wings need the points this weekend to stay ahead of the B’Lose in the Central and gain more real estate.

Just get the two points, Wings.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/02/12 at 09:19 PM ET

TeamDub's avatar

Oh the good old days…

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 03/02/12 at 09:29 PM ET

monkey's avatar

  Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 03/02/12 at 06:50 AM ET

Don’t ever,ever change.

Posted by calquake on 03/02/12 at 03:39 PM ET

HA

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/02/12 at 09:33 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Thank you IwoCPO, and From Abel to Yzerman for ensuring that NHL teams always have plenty of ammunition to use when denying credentials to bloggers who actually have some professionalism. We appreciate it.

Evenin’ Bitches. One thing has changed. It’s Master Chief now.

Let’s Roll.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/02/12 at 09:36 PM ET

monkey's avatar

That reminds me: is Tyler on board for this shit or what?

Tyler:  nod once for yes, twice for no.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/02/12 at 09:37 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

”...juveniliciousness…”

What a great word.

Get the two points, Wings!  Just get them!

LET’S GO RED WINGS !!!!!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/02/12 at 09:38 PM ET

dougie's avatar

I mAy keep this IPhone since it lets me sit at the brewpub and eat BBQ stuffed jalapeño poppers and reminisce aboot the wonderful day that Pinky blessed out lives

Posted by dougie on 03/02/12 at 09:45 PM ET

dougie's avatar

But then there is that Awful software keyboard that is so eAsy to fat finger

Posted by dougie on 03/02/12 at 09:46 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Hopefully the loss last night after comming back from from 4-1 deficit knocked the wind out of the Pinkie’s sails. Need 3 quick goals in the 1st to break their spirit early.  As Mickey says, we need to make hay when the sun shines. Get er goin Wings.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 03/02/12 at 09:48 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Maybe I should get a Droid with a real keyboard or drink less

Posted by dougie on 03/02/12 at 09:48 PM ET

monkey's avatar

The all new Droid™ Slush™ with Drink Less™.  It gets wasted so you don’t have to.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/02/12 at 09:52 PM ET

SYF's avatar

I mAy keep this IPhone since it lets me sit at the brewpub and eat BBQ stuffed jalapeño poppers and reminisce aboot the wonderful day that Pinky blessed out lives

Posted by dougie on 03/02/12 at 06:45 PM ET


But then there is that Awful software keyboard that is so eAsy to fat finger

Posted by dougie on 03/02/12 at 06:46 PM ET

Genius.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/02/12 at 09:53 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Evening bitches, what are you drinking?

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/02/12 at 10:05 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Once you call out the Chief and the 19, its a lot like a case of herpes.  You might not see us everyday, but you’ve got us for life.  Oh yeah, its gonna burn every time.

Keep on enjoying the high road Pinky, you won’t be getting where you’re going any sooner than the rest of us.

Oh and one more thing:

LGRW!

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/02/12 at 10:07 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

Big Pinky what a pinto

snow falling softy outside, weather man is calling for 5-9 inches by morning. only time will tell. the 5-9 he called for on Wednesday turned out to be 18 here in the deep woods.

so much snow fell had to egress through the garage to get out of the house. mostly because in addition to the 18 inches found out the front door, the 18 inches that fell on my metal roof slid off and fell there also. so aboot 48 inches or so was to be had piled up before the door. no way out that way.

day light saving time is 9 days away.

game on bitches.

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/02/12 at 10:08 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Once you call out the Chief and the 19, its a lot like a case of herpes.  You might not see us everyday, but you’ve got us for life.  Oh yeah, its gonna burn every time.

+19. We all thank you for the compliment. Sidebar material for sure.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/02/12 at 10:10 PM ET

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anyone have the feed for tonight?

Posted by rkb5916 from Colorado on 03/02/12 at 10:13 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

so much snow fell had to egress through the garage to get out of the house. mostly because in addition to the 18 inches found out the front door, the 18 inches that fell on my metal roof slid off and fell there also. so aboot 48 inches or so was to be had piled up before the door. no way out that way.

day light saving time is 9 days away.

game on bitches.

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/02/12 at 07:08 PM ET


Didn’t know they had metal roofs north of dixie. Does it keep the snow from piling up ?

We have some people here who will rip off a perfectly good roof to put on a metal one because they like the sound of the rain like on their trailer when they were kids.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 03/02/12 at 10:15 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Evening bitches, what are you drinking?

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/02/12 at 07:05 PM ET


Uh…more Guinness, handsome.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/02/12 at 10:17 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Once you call out the Chief and the 19, its a lot like a case of herpes.  You might not see us everyday, but you’ve got us for life.  Oh yeah, its gonna burn every time.

SIDEBAR

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/02/12 at 10:18 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

Didn’t know they had metal roofs north of dixie. Does it keep the snow from piling up ?

was the number one reason for putting a metal roof on, so I would no longer have to shovel the roof off three or four times a year. first year i lived where I do now, the house was vacant all winter, we moved in to the house in March. there was six and a half feet of snow on the roof. my buddy and i spent the better part of two days clearing the roof of snow. we each fell off the roof once during that time, we only fell aboot three feet ‘cause of all the snow we had pushed off that first winter. was the longest three feet i ever fell. seemed like it took forever to hit the snowbank piled up around the house.

snow is so much easier to shovel once it is at ground level.

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/02/12 at 10:21 PM ET

squirrely's avatar

We better keep blown tire setoguchi in the shop, he’s been a wing killer in the past and after last night’s wonderful performance, is probably looking for some revenge. 

Time to switch up from the Arrogant Bastards to some delicious PBRs strait from the “Tuzzi Kuzzi”, they just taste that much better.

Posted by squirrely from Dirty Jersey on 03/02/12 at 10:22 PM ET

monkey's avatar

I have read that the best roof money can buy is copper.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/02/12 at 10:22 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Dougie, if you’re on Verizon, get the Samsung Stratosphere.

If you’re on AT&T, you’ve got bigger problems than a keyboard.

I’ve graduated to Bud Light PLATINUM (6%)... leet.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/02/12 at 10:23 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Posted by TeamDub from The gratch. on 03/02/12 at 06:29 PM ET


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SPEAK OF THE GOOD OLD DAYS !!!!!!!!

WHAT HELLL DUUDE?

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/02/12 at 10:24 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

HEYY-OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT’S UP, BITCHES???

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/02/12 at 10:27 PM ET

SYF's avatar

WHAT HELLL DUUDE?

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 03/02/12 at 07:24 PM ET


Duuude…

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/02/12 at 10:28 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Posted by RWBill from the Land of 12 in 12. on 03/02/12 at 07:27 PM ET

Goddamn, Bill’s on Cruise Control tonight… (caps lock, bitch)

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/02/12 at 10:29 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

thanks, Master Chief.

Pinky?

ain’t he the one that whined, “I’m gonna call da cops!”
idiot

L.G.R.W.

tonight? a “W” like 2 years ago at H2H - 5-1 Wings

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/02/12 at 10:29 PM ET

monkey's avatar

I’ve graduated to Bud Light PLATINUM (6%)... leet.

Duuude…

Duuude…

Posted by SYF from fashionista dougie’s drunken iPhone on 03/02/12 at 07:28 PM ET

Pinky and the Brain, Pinky and the Brain…

Posted by monkey from Finland on 03/02/12 at 10:29 PM ET

Gabriel's avatar

SPEAK OF THE GOOD OLD DAYS !!!!!!!!

WHAT HELLL DUUDE?

It’s the power of Pinkie…it calls to us, wherever we are…

Posted by Gabriel from San Diego, CA on 03/02/12 at 10:29 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Posted by monkey from here to Timbuktu on 03/02/12 at 07:29 PM ET

I’m Brain, right?

Damn, what is it we’re supposed to do tonight?

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/02/12 at 10:30 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Damn, home from the brewpub to find that the HiDef in my mancave is, out and the only feed I have is the Minny feed, and the only beer in the fridge is some pumpkin flavored shit my gay stepson left in the fridge when he moved out.

Guess I’ll go upstairs and boot the missus off her NCIS reruns, so I can watch the Mick tonight. And switch to moonshine.

Posted by dougie on 03/02/12 at 10:31 PM ET

calquake's avatar

It’s a great day for hockey!  L.G.R.W.

Posted by calquake on 03/02/12 at 10:31 PM ET

Trish's avatar

Evening bitches, what are you drinking?
Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 03/02/12 at 07:05 PM ET

Hey Tarbender, glad you’re here; ketel one dirty 2 olives pleeeze

LGRW

Posted by Trish from Tampa/Clearwater FL on 03/02/12 at 10:32 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Maybe I should get a Droid

If you know anyone with a Droid X or feel like browsing in the store, play with the Swype keyboard. It takes some getting used to, but it’s awesome. Not sure if its available on any other models.

  Once you call out the Chief and the 19, its a lot like a case of herpes.  You might not see us everyday, but you’ve got us for life.  Oh yeah, its gonna burn every time.

SIDEBAR

second that

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 03/02/12 at 10:33 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

The 2 more points Wink. “Mainly Franzen“, says Mick.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/02/12 at 10:33 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

The Mickey Wink, full of win.

I tried to explain that to my girlfriend the other night, and she was just like, “I don’t get it.”

Oh sweetheart, you will one day.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 03/02/12 at 10:33 PM ET

scotts0's avatar

Any feeds???

Posted by scotts0 from New York on 03/02/12 at 10:33 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com