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Hey Edzo, C’mon In And Suck On This Live Blog

Live on OLN!

For most of you anyway.  One of the Armed Forces Network channels we get will be airing the NFL, and I understand that. The other is playing the Army/Navy basketball game, and this is absolutely idiotic. Look, I’m as Joe Navy as the next guy..but Holy. Hell. Nobody wants to see that. Nobody’s gonna watch it. Nobody cares. Oh and by the way, AFN? You can suck it right along with Edzo.  11 NBA games on AFN Sports next week. One NHL game.

Here are the things I predict will happen today:

—Johan Franzen will take Patrick Kane’s mouthpiece and stick it straight up Steve Montador’s ass. Edzo will find that offensive.
—James F. Tiberius Howard will freeze the puck, stop the puck, kick the puck, lick the puck, juggle the puck, headbutt the puck and give the puck eskimo kisses instead of letting it go by him.  Again, this won’t be received well by Edzo.
—Some prankster will hold up a sign that has the word “camel” and “toe(w)s” in it, just like that. It will be aired and it will be funny.  Edzo will cross his legs.
—My Uncle Mike Babcock will tell the Douche Canoe that he can’t wait to get busy in that Big House because he’s pretty damn sure it’s the only place big enough to contain the awesomeness that is Nick Lidstrom.  Yes, TPH will be playing.
—Jonathon Toews and Hank Zetterberg will have a discussion after the whistle and it will be something along these lines…

Toews: “Those Blues, man they’re looking tough.  Three team race, eh?”
Zetterberg…silence
Zetterberg…“You’re not serious are you?”
Toews…“Fuch no”

Game 3 of the WCF preview is today in Hockeytown on OLN with Edzo and the Douche Canoe and 20,000 Hawk-hating patriots. 

It’s a Live Blog, bitches.

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stayouttamalibu's avatar

Of course.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from California on 01/14/12 at 05:54 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

fuchin hossa

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 01/14/12 at 05:55 PM ET

Wingfan191's avatar

went off Lidstrom’s skate, boooo

Posted by Wingfan191 from Bothell, WA (originally from Troy, MI) on 01/14/12 at 05:55 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Damn Lids.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 01/14/12 at 05:55 PM ET

SoDakWIngNut's avatar

Fuch! TPH scores whenever he touches the puck. :/

LGRW!!

Posted by SoDakWIngNut from Rapid City, SD on 01/14/12 at 05:55 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Trade that guy

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 01/14/12 at 05:55 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

O.T.

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 01/14/12 at 05:57 PM ET

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Hudler taken down by blatant cross-check…but that’s not a penalty, eh Edzo?

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/14/12 at 05:57 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

I can’t believe how blatantly the NBC motherfuchers gush over themselves when the Hawks score.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from California on 01/14/12 at 05:57 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

The one thing you CANNOT do in that situation is lose the D-zone draw cleanly.  Fuch!!!!

Scramble the draw and try to clear it

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/14/12 at 05:57 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

THP fails to clear and they get the sphincter minute goal.  Unbelieveable.

So they get a point regardless.  Dammit.

Come on, Wings.  Win this in OT.

LET’S GO RED WINGS !!!!!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 01/14/12 at 05:57 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

I demand a fuching WIN. No fuching gimmick.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/14/12 at 05:57 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

ot. let’s do this

a whole new game.

SOG after 3 27-34 wings.

game on bitches

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/14/12 at 05:58 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

TPH, of course - my fingers are upset too.  Can’t type.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 01/14/12 at 05:58 PM ET

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I wonder who covers who during a 4 on 4…..maybe someone will clear it up for me.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/14/12 at 05:59 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

...I’d like to buy a wings goal, please…...

Lets Go Red WINGS!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 01/14/12 at 05:59 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Holy moose

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 01/14/12 at 05:59 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Back to center ice?  Like Clears tried to do that.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 01/14/12 at 06:00 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Bullshit.  Buckets was pushed in.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 01/14/12 at 06:00 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Come on guys, enough with the booing of Hossa.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from California on 01/14/12 at 06:00 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Flip wanted another slapper goal. Almost got it too

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/14/12 at 06:01 PM ET

cainer4wingsglory's avatar

If Cleary and Z weren’t so snakebitten this season Detroit might have 5-6 more wins…

Posted by cainer4wingsglory on 01/14/12 at 06:02 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Kronner tells Towes to have a seat. Nice

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/14/12 at 06:02 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Come on guys, enough with the booing of Hossa.

Concur.  Save that for Pen(i)s fans.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 01/14/12 at 06:03 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Bert does it again.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/14/12 at 06:04 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

YES!!!!!!

Posted by stayouttamalibu from California on 01/14/12 at 06:04 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Bert with BIG FINISH!!!!

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/14/12 at 06:04 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

Come on guys, enough with the booing of Hossa.

ya i agree, never saw Hossa as more than a rental


score!!!

o’ that good ol’ hockey game

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/14/12 at 06:04 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Boom.  The bombs went off today.  Postage paid bitches.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 01/14/12 at 06:04 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Pure psychopathic victory.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 01/14/12 at 06:04 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

WOO FUCHIN BERT!!!!

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 01/14/12 at 06:04 PM ET

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Serial Fuching Killer!!!!

Take your loser point and go home again, Cawks.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/14/12 at 06:04 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Beautiful deflection by our very own Unibomber!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/14/12 at 06:04 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

wonderful BERT-Awesome!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 01/14/12 at 06:05 PM ET

SoDakWIngNut's avatar

Serial Killah buries the dagger!!  Friggin’ awesome!!!

Suck it hard Edzo!

Posted by SoDakWIngNut from Rapid City, SD on 01/14/12 at 06:05 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Right out of mid air!

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 01/14/12 at 06:05 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

TODD BERTUZZI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 01/14/12 at 06:05 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

Todd Bertuzzi most underrated hands in the game!?!?!?!

Posted by pgoody on 01/14/12 at 06:05 PM ET

MarkK's avatar

Skill-tuzzi. You redolent bastards.

Keith looked like he was sitting on his heels on that juicy rebound.

Posted by MarkK from Maryland on 01/14/12 at 06:06 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Edzo loves many Cawks.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/14/12 at 06:06 PM ET

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