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Hey Edzo, C’mon In And Suck On This Live Blog
by IwoCPO on 01/14/12 at 01:00 PM ET
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Live on OLN!
For most of you anyway. One of the Armed Forces Network channels we get will be airing the NFL, and I understand that. The other is playing the Army/Navy basketball game, and this is absolutely idiotic. Look, I’m as Joe Navy as the next guy..but Holy. Hell. Nobody wants to see that. Nobody’s gonna watch it. Nobody cares. Oh and by the way, AFN? You can suck it right along with Edzo. 11 NBA games on AFN Sports next week. One NHL game.
Here are the things I predict will happen today:
—Johan Franzen will take Patrick Kane’s mouthpiece and stick it straight up Steve Montador’s ass. Edzo will find that offensive.
—James F. Tiberius Howard will freeze the puck, stop the puck, kick the puck, lick the puck, juggle the puck, headbutt the puck and give the puck eskimo kisses instead of letting it go by him. Again, this won’t be received well by Edzo.
—Some prankster will hold up a sign that has the word “camel” and “toe(w)s” in it, just like that. It will be aired and it will be funny. Edzo will cross his legs.
—My Uncle Mike Babcock will tell the Douche Canoe that he can’t wait to get busy in that Big House because he’s pretty damn sure it’s the only place big enough to contain the awesomeness that is Nick Lidstrom. Yes, TPH will be playing.
—Jonathon Toews and Hank Zetterberg will have a discussion after the whistle and it will be something along these lines…
Toews: “Those Blues, man they’re looking tough. Three team race, eh?”
Zetterberg…silence
Zetterberg…“You’re not serious are you?”
Toews…“Fuch no”
Game 3 of the WCF preview is today in Hockeytown on OLN with Edzo and the Douche Canoe and 20,000 Hawk-hating patriots.
It’s a Live Blog, bitches.
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Hey Douche Canoe, it’s not fuching KronVall you idiot.
Posted by stayouttamalibu from California on 01/14/12 at 05:36 PM ET
Epic kill after the way that period started
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 01/14/12 at 05:38 PM ET
Dammit Miller. What a kill though.
Posted by stayouttamalibu from California on 01/14/12 at 05:38 PM ET
wow. I don’t know what else to say, but wow.
Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 01/14/12 at 05:38 PM ET
that miller break away would have been sweet
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/14/12 at 05:39 PM ET
SOG half way through the 3rd 13-1 ‘awks
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/14/12 at 05:40 PM ET
Great kill there.
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where free agents no longer want to go. on 01/14/12 at 05:46 PM ET
I love those Coors light commercials. Cold beer is just so much… colder. Ya know?
Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 01/14/12 at 05:46 PM ET
Clank Hank
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where free agents no longer want to go. on 01/14/12 at 05:47 PM ET
five minutes to go in the game
clank—clank again
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/14/12 at 05:47 PM ET
Did I see the net go backwards on Hank’s clank? Jeepers!
Posted by SoDakWIngNut from Rapid City, SD on 01/14/12 at 05:49 PM ET
DC found a new squirt. Where’s his kleenex.
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where free agents no longer want to go. on 01/14/12 at 05:49 PM ET
Apocalypse incoming. Hudler just won an icing race.
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/14/12 at 05:50 PM ET
Hudler just won an icing race.
No. He interfered with Seabrook. Right Edzo.
Edzo needs a DC-like nickname. Cocksucker work?
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where free agents no longer want to go. on 01/14/12 at 05:51 PM ET
Of course Hudler interefered….fuchin dorks
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 01/14/12 at 05:51 PM ET
Jesus Edzo, shut the fuch up, what about the 5 or 6 blatant trips that haven’t been called against Chi so far in this game?
Posted by stayouttamalibu from California on 01/14/12 at 05:51 PM ET
I think from now on if Edzo gets to call Hawk games Ken Daniels should be doing the play-by-play. It’s only fair.
Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/14/12 at 05:52 PM ET
So Chicago ices it on themselves/ WTF?
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 01/14/12 at 05:53 PM ET
Chicago always plays Detroit so cleanly. What like 3 penalties so far this season?
Posted by ITDeuce from The Land of Ice and Snow on 01/14/12 at 05:53 PM ET
If Helm had just crashed the net.
Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where free agents no longer want to go. on 01/14/12 at 05:53 PM ET
Of course. NBC couldn’t have scripted it better…
Posted by cainer4wingsglory on 01/14/12 at 05:54 PM ET
Fuch. Gotta win that faceoff. Fuch!
Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/14/12 at 05:54 PM ET
last minute of play
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/14/12 at 05:54 PM ET
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