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Hey Edzo, C’mon In And Suck On This Live Blog

Live on OLN!

For most of you anyway.  One of the Armed Forces Network channels we get will be airing the NFL, and I understand that. The other is playing the Army/Navy basketball game, and this is absolutely idiotic. Look, I’m as Joe Navy as the next guy..but Holy. Hell. Nobody wants to see that. Nobody’s gonna watch it. Nobody cares. Oh and by the way, AFN? You can suck it right along with Edzo.  11 NBA games on AFN Sports next week. One NHL game.

Here are the things I predict will happen today:

—Johan Franzen will take Patrick Kane’s mouthpiece and stick it straight up Steve Montador’s ass. Edzo will find that offensive.
—James F. Tiberius Howard will freeze the puck, stop the puck, kick the puck, lick the puck, juggle the puck, headbutt the puck and give the puck eskimo kisses instead of letting it go by him.  Again, this won’t be received well by Edzo.
—Some prankster will hold up a sign that has the word “camel” and “toe(w)s” in it, just like that. It will be aired and it will be funny.  Edzo will cross his legs.
—My Uncle Mike Babcock will tell the Douche Canoe that he can’t wait to get busy in that Big House because he’s pretty damn sure it’s the only place big enough to contain the awesomeness that is Nick Lidstrom.  Yes, TPH will be playing.
—Jonathon Toews and Hank Zetterberg will have a discussion after the whistle and it will be something along these lines…

Toews: “Those Blues, man they’re looking tough.  Three team race, eh?”
Zetterberg…silence
Zetterberg…“You’re not serious are you?”
Toews…“Fuch no”

Game 3 of the WCF preview is today in Hockeytown on OLN with Edzo and the Douche Canoe and 20,000 Hawk-hating patriots. 

It’s a Live Blog, bitches.

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SoDakWIngNut's avatar

Aarrrgh. Come on Wings kill it!

Posted by SoDakWIngNut from Rapid City, SD on 01/14/12 at 04:35 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Hey Douche Canoe, it’s not fuching KronVall you idiot.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from California on 01/14/12 at 04:36 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Klang

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/14/12 at 04:37 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Epic kill after the way that period started

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 01/14/12 at 04:38 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Dammit Miller. What a kill though.

Posted by stayouttamalibu from California on 01/14/12 at 04:38 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

wow.  I don’t know what else to say, but wow.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 01/14/12 at 04:38 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Biggest PK of the season

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/14/12 at 04:38 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Dammit Dreww

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 01/14/12 at 04:38 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

that miller break away would have been sweet

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/14/12 at 04:39 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

SOG half way through the 3rd 13-1 ‘awks

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/14/12 at 04:40 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Great kill there.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 01/14/12 at 04:46 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

I love those Coors light commercials.  Cold beer is just so much… colder.  Ya know?

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 01/14/12 at 04:46 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

More klang.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/14/12 at 04:47 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Clank Hank

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 01/14/12 at 04:47 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Holy clanck Z!

Posted by stayouttamalibu from California on 01/14/12 at 04:47 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

five minutes to go in the game

clank—clank again

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/14/12 at 04:47 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Finally hearing a LGRW chant.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/14/12 at 04:48 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Very loud clang indeed.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 01/14/12 at 04:48 PM ET

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Still more Jimmy Hayes…...good lord

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/14/12 at 04:49 PM ET

SoDakWIngNut's avatar

Did I see the net go backwards on Hank’s clank? Jeepers!

Posted by SoDakWIngNut from Rapid City, SD on 01/14/12 at 04:49 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

DC found a new squirt.  Where’s his kleenex.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 01/14/12 at 04:49 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Apocalypse incoming. Hudler just won an icing race.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/14/12 at 04:50 PM ET

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Off course Edzo…..had to be interference on Detroit

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/14/12 at 04:50 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Edzo crankin up the whine again

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/14/12 at 04:50 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Hudler just won an icing race.

No.  He interfered with Seabrook.  Right Edzo.

Edzo needs a DC-like nickname.  Cocksucker work?

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 01/14/12 at 04:51 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Of course Hudler interefered….fuchin dorks

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 01/14/12 at 04:51 PM ET

stayouttamalibu's avatar

Jesus Edzo, shut the fuch up, what about the 5 or 6 blatant trips that haven’t been called against Chi so far in this game?

Posted by stayouttamalibu from California on 01/14/12 at 04:51 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Holy helm

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 01/14/12 at 04:52 PM ET

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And Chicago hasn’t interfered all game.  tongue rolleye

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/14/12 at 04:52 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Talk about interference…

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 01/14/12 at 04:52 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

I think from now on if Edzo gets to call Hawk games Ken Daniels should be doing the play-by-play. It’s only fair.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/14/12 at 04:52 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

en

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/14/12 at 04:52 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

So Chicago ices it on themselves/  WTF?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 01/14/12 at 04:53 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Chicago always plays Detroit so cleanly.  What like 3 penalties so far this season?

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 01/14/12 at 04:53 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

If Helm had just crashed the net.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 01/14/12 at 04:53 PM ET

Nate A's avatar

Yeah, sure. Why not.

Posted by Nate A from Detroit-ish on 01/14/12 at 04:54 PM ET

cainer4wingsglory's avatar

Of course. NBC couldn’t have scripted it better…

Posted by cainer4wingsglory on 01/14/12 at 04:54 PM ET

WestWing's avatar

Fuch.  Gotta win that faceoff. Fuch!

Posted by WestWing from Portland, Oregon on 01/14/12 at 04:54 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

last minute of play

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/14/12 at 04:54 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

That’s just awesome.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 01/14/12 at 04:54 PM ET

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