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Hey Kenny: Here's a Quick Recap

01/22/2013 at 12:46pm EST

Just to review. The five BIG MOVES Tick Tock Kenny Holland has made since the last time Gary let us have a trade deadline?

Gustavsson: out with a groin (replaced by Thomas McCullom, who will never start a game for the Detroit Red Wings. Ever.)

Samuelsson: out with a groin (replaced by Gustav Nyquist...thank god. Would have been ridiculous to have him up here at the start, eh Uncle Mike? We need him "seasoned"...jesus.)

Fredo: out with a ________ insert whatever injury you want there. They'll all apply at one point or another. We didn't know he was brittle. Right? Replaced today by Kent Huskins. My personal saviour.

Stirs Shit With Big Wooden Spoon: Lost to Drago by decision, but we like him. No complaints. Yet.

Kyle the Dive: Absolute garbage. We can't even type his name. That's how bad he is. I'm positive I'll now be angry every time he leaves the bench press box.

I'm in one of those moods, Kenny. Injuries or not? This team, the state of it, is on your shoulders. You get the feeling that the goal this year is to just make the playoffs, to keep that streak alive. Is that the best we can do, Kenny? Didn't our goals used to be higher?

Money won't be so plentiful this summer Kenny, from how I understand it. Don't we have to sign Tiberius Howard and a few others? Dealing's tough these days. Gary made it so. But we don't care, Kenny. Life's tough for us all. Lots of people have hard jobs and less than 1 percent of them make as much money as you do while they do those hard jobs. Every day. So, I don't want to hear the excuses. I'm sorry but I don't. And that includes you Holland protectors.

Kenny Holland let this team slip. It's up to him to fix it or bring in someone who can. Someone with a steely gaze, a gimpy knee or two and a goal in mind that doesn't include squeeking in at the 8 seed.

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