Abel to Yzerman
Happy Trails
by IwoCPO on 02/05/13 at 07:34 PM ET
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We talk about hookers a lot here at A2Y. I can't explain the reasoning. It just happens. We respect them, the service they provide and the long hours they put in to work themselves through law/medical/welding school.
Jiri Hudler was one of our favorites for a long time. He liked hookers too. Don't judge. It's just science.
Tonite he returns to the Joe and he might be the only healthy person in the building, and that definitely includes the hookers.
This is a live blog and we're all confused. We have no idea who is going to show up tonite, literally. We just don't know who's going to be healthy from one night to the next.
All we know for sure is that there's an oompa loompa back biter back in town and the innocent ones downriver better look out because around 2300 tonite Happy's gonna be hunting and karaoke's not gonna cut it.
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You’re looking at it brother. How’s life?
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 07:36 PM ET
It is, man. It definitely is.
Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 02/05/13 at 08:38 PM ET
Kipperz has the lowest save percentage in the league. Why do I bother to watch what is aboot to happen?
Posted by dougie on 02/05/13 at 08:39 PM ET
It is, man. It definitely is.
Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 02/05/13 at 07:38 PM ET
The dude abides?
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 08:39 PM ET
Shocker…...Oompah Loompah’s got a hickey.
Posted by The Hurricane on 02/05/13 at 07:38 PM ET
Pretty sure that’s a scar from the skate cut he got earlier… but nice catch.
Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 02/05/13 at 08:39 PM ET
Posted by Paul from Motown Area on 02/05/13 at 06:49 PM ET
I’m in on the Draftstreet thingy, Paul, er….....Emperor.
Evenin bitches. Zebra suckage just by mentioning their sucky names. Hassenfeffer and some other douche.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/05/13 at 08:40 PM ET
The dude abides?
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 07:39 PM ET
As long as you don’t pee on my rug.
Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 02/05/13 at 08:40 PM ET
Pretty sure that’s a scar from the skate cut he got earlier… but nice catch.
Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 02/05/13 at 07:39 PM ET
He makes his hookers wear skates? Damn.
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 08:40 PM ET
As long as you don’t pee on my rug.
Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 02/05/13 at 07:40 PM ET
It really ties the room together.
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 08:41 PM ET
Staged fights rule.
“Instigated ones suck.”
That’s a fact. Little Gary said so.
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 08:43 PM ET
Tootoo is one tough punching bag.
Lets Go Ted Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/05/13 at 08:45 PM ET
That was fun.
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 02/05/13 at 08:45 PM ET
Good evening, bitches. And Red.
Posted by monkey from All hands, abandon ship. This is not a drill. on 02/05/13 at 07:44 PM ET
Aw shit. Hide the inflatable dragons.
Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 02/05/13 at 08:45 PM ET
Thats a good start
for Iggy?
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/05/13 at 08:46 PM ET
Maybe Toots should start another fight “to fire up the boys” Sheesh.
Posted by dougie on 02/05/13 at 08:46 PM ET
Thanks Jimmah. Those are the ones he’s gotta stop.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/05/13 at 08:46 PM ET
The Wings are such nice guys. Whenever someone needs a first-career-goal or to get off the schneid…. they always find away to help.
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 08:47 PM ET
Happy (35th) Birthday to George J. Malik of “The Malik Report”
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/05/13 at 08:47 PM ET
Screw this….. quittin time to lock the office and head home.
Back in 20.
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 02/05/13 at 08:47 PM ET
We got em where we want em.
Posted by monkey from All hands, abandon ship. This is not a drill. on 02/05/13 at 07:48 PM ET
Passed out on the couch?
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 08:49 PM ET
Passed out on the couch?
Let the back biting commence.
Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/05/13 at 08:50 PM ET
Let the back biting commence.
I assume that’s in deference to Huds.
Posted by calquake on 02/05/13 at 08:51 PM ET
“D” is looking pretty leaky tonight
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 08:53 PM ET
I still.. Have no idea what to think about this damn team. Kronwall with the no clearing of the Crease. Jimmeh with the.. Brick wall swiss cheese thing going on. Third and Fourth Lines can’t do diddle doo. Cleary.. Sucks. Like more so then ever before. Q-Ball has regressed.. W.T.F.
Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/05/13 at 08:53 PM ET
I still.. Have no idea what to think about this damn team. Kronwall with the no clearing of the Crease. Jimmeh with the.. Brick wall swiss cheese thing going on. Third and Fourth Lines can’t do diddle doo. Cleary.. Sucks. Like more so then ever before. Q-Ball has regressed.. W.T.F.
Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/05/13 at 07:53 PM ET
Ladies and Gentlemen Your 2013 Detroit Red Wings!
Posted by calquake on 02/05/13 at 08:54 PM ET
Third and Fourth Lines can’t do diddle doo.
We like the depth of our team - -
C’mon man, tow the company line
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 08:55 PM ET
Nice to see Franzen use his size there a bit.
Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/05/13 at 08:56 PM ET
Was that what pressure looks like?
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 08:57 PM ET
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