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We talk about hookers a lot here at A2Y. I can't explain the reasoning.  It just happens.  We respect them, the service they provide and the long hours they put in to work themselves through law/medical/welding school.  

Jiri Hudler was one of our favorites for a long time.  He liked hookers too.  Don't judge. It's just science.

Tonite he returns to the Joe and he might be the only healthy person in the building, and that definitely includes the hookers.

This is a live blog and we're all confused.  We have no idea who is going to show up tonite, literally.  We just don't know who's going to be healthy from one night to the next.

All we know for sure is that there's an oompa loompa back biter back in town and the innocent ones downriver better look out because around 2300 tonite Happy's gonna be hunting and karaoke's not gonna cut it.

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Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

buckle up bitches.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 08:38 PM ET

The Hurricane's avatar

Shocker…...Oompah Loompah’s got a hickey.

Posted by The Hurricane on 02/05/13 at 08:38 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

You’re looking at it brother.  How’s life?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 07:36 PM ET

It is, man. It definitely is.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/05/13 at 08:38 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Kipperz has the lowest save percentage in the league. Why do I bother to watch what is aboot to happen?

Posted by dougie on 02/05/13 at 08:39 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

It is, man. It definitely is.

Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 02/05/13 at 07:38 PM ET

The dude abides?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 08:39 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Shocker…...Oompah Loompah’s got a hickey.

Posted by The Hurricane on 02/05/13 at 07:38 PM ET

Pretty sure that’s a scar from the skate cut he got earlier… but nice catch.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/05/13 at 08:39 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Posted by Paul from Motown Area on 02/05/13 at 06:49 PM ET

I’m in on the Draftstreet thingy, Paul, er….....Emperor.

Evenin bitches. Zebra suckage just by mentioning their sucky names. Hassenfeffer and some other douche.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/05/13 at 08:40 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

The dude abides?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 07:39 PM ET

As long as you don’t pee on my rug.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/05/13 at 08:40 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Pretty sure that’s a scar from the skate cut he got earlier… but nice catch.

Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 02/05/13 at 07:39 PM ET

He makes his hookers wear skates?  Damn.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 08:40 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

As long as you don’t pee on my rug.

Posted by RedMenace from aboard the Crazy Train on 02/05/13 at 07:40 PM ET

It really ties the room together.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 08:41 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

I fuching love that man.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/05/13 at 08:43 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Go TooToo, go, go, go

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/05/13 at 08:43 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Staged fights rule. 

“Instigated ones suck.”

That’s a fact.  Little Gary said so.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 08:43 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

lolToots

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/05/13 at 08:43 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Good evening, bitches. And Red.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/05/13 at 08:44 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Tootoo is one tough punching bag.

Lets Go Ted Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/05/13 at 08:45 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

That was fun.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 02/05/13 at 08:45 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Good evening, bitches. And Red.

Posted by monkey from All hands, abandon ship. This is not a drill. on 02/05/13 at 07:44 PM ET

Aw shit. Hide the inflatable dragons.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/05/13 at 08:45 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Thats a good start

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 08:46 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Kronwall is fuching Fired.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/05/13 at 08:46 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Thats a good start

for Iggy?

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/05/13 at 08:46 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Maybe Toots should start another fight “to fire up the boys” Sheesh.

Posted by dougie on 02/05/13 at 08:46 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Thanks Jimmah. Those are the ones he’s gotta stop.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/05/13 at 08:46 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Inflatable dragons, you say?

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/05/13 at 08:46 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

The Wings are such nice guys.  Whenever someone needs a first-career-goal or to get off the schneid….  they always find away to help.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 08:47 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Happy (35th) Birthday to George J. Malik of “The Malik Report”

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/05/13 at 08:47 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

... ugh.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/05/13 at 08:47 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Screw this….. quittin time to lock the office and head home.

Back in 20.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 02/05/13 at 08:47 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Best wishes to George and many happy returns.

Posted by calquake on 02/05/13 at 08:48 PM ET

monkey's avatar

We got em where we want em.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/05/13 at 08:48 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

We got em where we want em.

Posted by monkey from All hands, abandon ship. This is not a drill. on 02/05/13 at 07:48 PM ET

Passed out on the couch?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 08:49 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Passed out on the couch?

Let the back biting commence.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 02/05/13 at 08:50 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Let the back biting commence.

I assume that’s in deference to Huds.

Posted by calquake on 02/05/13 at 08:51 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

“D” is looking pretty leaky tonight

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 08:53 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

I still.. Have no idea what to think about this damn team. Kronwall with the no clearing of the Crease. Jimmeh with the.. Brick wall swiss cheese thing going on. Third and Fourth Lines can’t do diddle doo. Cleary.. Sucks. Like more so then ever before. Q-Ball has regressed..  W.T.F.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/05/13 at 08:53 PM ET

calquake's avatar

I still.. Have no idea what to think about this damn team. Kronwall with the no clearing of the Crease. Jimmeh with the.. Brick wall swiss cheese thing going on. Third and Fourth Lines can’t do diddle doo. Cleary.. Sucks. Like more so then ever before. Q-Ball has regressed..  W.T.F.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/05/13 at 07:53 PM ET

Ladies and Gentlemen Your 2013 Detroit Red Wings!

Posted by calquake on 02/05/13 at 08:54 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Third and Fourth Lines can’t do diddle doo.

We like the depth of our team - -

C’mon man, tow the company line

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 08:55 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Nice to see Franzen use his size there a bit.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/05/13 at 08:56 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Was that what pressure looks like?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 08:57 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Cleary.. You SUCK. Bounce.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/05/13 at 08:57 PM ET

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