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Happy Trails

We talk about hookers a lot here at A2Y. I can't explain the reasoning.  It just happens.  We respect them, the service they provide and the long hours they put in to work themselves through law/medical/welding school.  

Jiri Hudler was one of our favorites for a long time.  He liked hookers too.  Don't judge. It's just science.

Tonite he returns to the Joe and he might be the only healthy person in the building, and that definitely includes the hookers.

This is a live blog and we're all confused.  We have no idea who is going to show up tonite, literally.  We just don't know who's going to be healthy from one night to the next.

All we know for sure is that there's an oompa loompa back biter back in town and the innocent ones downriver better look out because around 2300 tonite Happy's gonna be hunting and karaoke's not gonna cut it.

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Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Turnstile and a bag of pucks for a six pack.

Any takers?

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 09:49 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

We should sign Brodie and put him on a top line.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 02/05/13 at 09:49 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Dats is doing all he can.  The fuching puck just will not go in the net.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 02/05/13 at 09:50 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Turnstile and a bag of pucks for a six pack.

Any takers?

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 02/05/13 at 08:49 PM ET[/quote

Don’t plan on anything better than PBR.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 09:51 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Fish?  “I am so hungry I could eat Arby’s” takes on a new dimension.  Whats next J-Box sushi?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 02/05/13 at 09:52 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

No bud platinum

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/05/13 at 09:52 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Okay. So Jay Bo is durable. Trade. Now.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/05/13 at 09:53 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

So sick of forwards diving over defenders and getting that call.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 09:54 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Cue up a shorty or at least a chance or two for the fLame.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/05/13 at 09:54 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Mick - - “They’ll take it, it could be a game changer.”

I actually laughed out loud when he said that.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 09:54 PM ET

RWBill's avatar


Not sure this is clear;  Red Wings are not very good.

Tell me moreā€¦..

Nah, never mind.

Posted by Rumbear from the Top O the Hasek, lookin for a rodent…. on 02/05/13 at 08:48 PM ET

The sun will come out, tomorrow.  And the Red Wings will still not be very good.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/05/13 at 09:54 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Fuch you Franzen.  Nice goal.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 09:55 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Holleee sheet

Mule didnt pass it?

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 09:55 PM ET

Bent's avatar

MULE!!!

Now that one was pretty.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/05/13 at 09:55 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

And I will gladly eat my last commentp

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/05/13 at 09:55 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Moose!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!
,

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/05/13 at 09:55 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Jack Ass Sighting.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/05/13 at 09:55 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

That was beautiful.  Do that more.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 02/05/13 at 09:55 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Bada bing!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 02/05/13 at 09:55 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

Finally…................................YEAH!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/05/13 at 09:55 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Okay. So Jay Bo is durable. Trade. Now.

The only way Jay Bo comes to Detroit is if he wants to keep his “most games played without being in the playoffs” streak alive.

Posted by calquake on 02/05/13 at 09:55 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

MULLLLLLLLLLLLe

... finally

get another quick while the skillet is hot.

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/05/13 at 09:56 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Penalty shot?  Gimme a break.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 09:56 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Way to go Big Rig

The lead cut to one didn’t last long did it

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 09:56 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Penalty shot. Of course. Sure…why not.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 02/05/13 at 09:57 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Awful call.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/05/13 at 09:57 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Jimmeh

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 09:57 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

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dive

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/05/13 at 09:57 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

$hitty call.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/05/13 at 09:57 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Jimmah huge.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/05/13 at 09:57 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Stoned heem.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 02/05/13 at 09:57 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Holllee shheeet

Jimmah made a stop

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 09:57 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Suck it Iguana.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 02/05/13 at 09:57 PM ET

cigar_nurse's avatar

Bullshit. He fell down.

Posted by cigar_nurse from Greenville South Cakalakee on 02/05/13 at 09:57 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

JIMMAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 02/05/13 at 09:57 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

James.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/05/13 at 09:57 PM ET

calquake's avatar

“The Dong is strong in that one”.

Posted by calquake on 02/05/13 at 09:57 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

12:37 Johan Franzen 3 (power play) (Assists: Henrik Zetterberg 8, Niklas Kronwall 8)

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 02/05/13 at 09:58 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Give me back that filet o fish

gimme that fish

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 09:58 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

another “game changer”?

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/05/13 at 09:58 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com