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We talk about hookers a lot here at A2Y. I can't explain the reasoning.  It just happens.  We respect them, the service they provide and the long hours they put in to work themselves through law/medical/welding school.  

Jiri Hudler was one of our favorites for a long time.  He liked hookers too.  Don't judge. It's just science.

Tonite he returns to the Joe and he might be the only healthy person in the building, and that definitely includes the hookers.

This is a live blog and we're all confused.  We have no idea who is going to show up tonite, literally.  We just don't know who's going to be healthy from one night to the next.

All we know for sure is that there's an oompa loompa back biter back in town and the innocent ones downriver better look out because around 2300 tonite Happy's gonna be hunting and karaoke's not gonna cut it.

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Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

I don’t care how bad was the alignement on the MILF’s mom car. She wore the tires out in one year?

tires on the 370 gone after 12,000

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 09:14 PM ET

dougie's avatar

The refs feel sorry for us.

Posted by dougie on 02/05/13 at 09:14 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Franzen has to make a quicker decision with that puck.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/05/13 at 09:15 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

TCM has 31 days of Oscar. Just sayin.

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/05/13 at 09:15 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Is all this car talk just a metaphor for the PP?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 09:15 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

The refs feel sorry for us.

Nah - - they are sadists. 

The PP in beyond whiskey-dicked

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 09:15 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Seriously… how many years as it been since you got excited when the Wings went on the PP?
Going on 4 or 5???

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/05/13 at 09:15 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

FILPPULA SHOOT THE F:LLA:KSHFDL:ADKSFH PUCK

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/05/13 at 09:16 PM ET

Guilherme's avatar

Either you are too conservative with your tires or we drive like old ladies. (except the old lady also wrecked hers)

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 02/05/13 at 09:17 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Seriously… how many years as it been since you got excited when the Wings went on the PP?
Going on 4 or 5???

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 02/05/13 at 08:15 PM ET

Since Hossa left - - just saying

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 09:17 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

That was almost as sad at that first game.. Almost.

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 02/05/13 at 09:17 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

The refs feel sorry for us.

Nah - - they are sadists.

The PP in beyond whiskey-dicked

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Looking for a “D” man on 02/05/13 at 08:15 PM ET

The PP has been castrated.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/05/13 at 09:18 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Imma go shampoo what’s left of my hair.

Posted by dougie on 02/05/13 at 09:18 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

I thought T-bone was supposed to be on the PP—I didn’t see him on either unit there at the end.

Anyone want to take that $100,000 space buck bet other than Ror?

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/05/13 at 09:19 PM ET

Guilherme's avatar

That was almost as sad at that first game.. Almost.

Considering STL has an amazing team and the Flames are the Flames… Screw “almost”.

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 02/05/13 at 09:19 PM ET

Chet's avatar

this isn’t as bad as some games i’ve seen recently, but it’s close. i still think they can get back in, though.

Posted by Chet from twitter: thegansen on 02/05/13 at 09:19 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

How many years has it been since Danno was dangerous?  I’m thinking the 2007 SCP. 6 years of him sucking while Babs loves him (and the young talent gets ‘ripe’ in GR)

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/05/13 at 09:19 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

A tiny bit of this ineptitude is from the revolving door of bodies…. but that excuse only goes so far.
Play hard or stay home. My lil dudes 11 U baseball team has more jam.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/05/13 at 09:21 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

For a team that just got its ass handed to them by the BJ’s, of all teams; this isn’t a very impressive performance.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 09:22 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Evening Gals and Gents.  Just tuning in to see the 2-0 score and expecting that they were scored by Mike Cammalleri or a rookie scoring his first and second NHL goals.

Same old same old huh?

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 02/05/13 at 09:25 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

And this is an opportunity game. NSH is playing STL. and CHI is in SJ. Christ, we’re supposed to do something tonight. 

Here’s something we can do: Ship Quincey and Tatar to NYI for Visnovsky. Then ship Filppula to Edmonton with Billins for Justin Schultz. Promote Nyquist permanently to Datsyuks line and get with it.

Posted by MoreShoot on 02/05/13 at 09:25 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Must be we are still worn out from the STL game Okie.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 02/05/13 at 09:27 PM ET

calquake's avatar

My beloved game of hockey has been overtaken by “special teams” and I hate it.  Not just because Detroit’s special teams suck but because it’s not hockey as it’s meant to be played… 5 on 5.  Thanks for nothing Gary. Ass.

Posted by calquake on 02/05/13 at 09:29 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Must be we are still worn out from the STL game Okie.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 on 02/05/13 at 08:27 PM ET

Yea - - and don’t forget, we like our team - - says Holland.

I can’t remember the last time DET were so consistently inept - - in almost every facet of the game.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 09:30 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

THIS:

My beloved game of hockey has been overtaken by “special teams” and I hate it.  Not just because Detroit’s special teams suck but because it’s not hockey as it’s meant to be played… 5 on 5.  Thanks for nothing Gary. Ass.

Posted by calquake on 02/05/13 at 08:29 PM ET

+19,000

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/05/13 at 09:31 PM ET

Red Winger's avatar

Okay, it appears the Wings were so thrilled with their performance against St. Louis Friday that they are going to coast into April. That should do the trick.

Kronwall is thinking too much, trying too hard, and as a result is playing like a tool. He read all the media hype about him stepping up and playing a huge role in replacing TPH, and it has done F’d the boy right up. He is playing dumb hockey. No other way to put it: dumb hockey.

JeffOK hinted at it earlier - our defensive zone play is borderline hilarious. It’s free-flowing chaos.

Damn, these guys are frustrating at times.

Who’s got the heroin?

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 02/05/13 at 09:32 PM ET

RedMenace's avatar

Checking out. See you kids next time.

Posted by RedMenace from the Church of Jesus Lashoff on 02/05/13 at 09:35 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Fuch me.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 02/05/13 at 09:36 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Things are really bad

Pavel missed an open net

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 09:36 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Pasha?

I’m dumbfounded .....................

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 02/05/13 at 09:37 PM ET

Guilherme's avatar

How much are the Flames paying Datsyuk?

Posted by Guilherme from Brazsil on 02/05/13 at 09:39 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

My beloved game of hockey has been overtaken by “special teams” and I hate it.  Not just because Detroit’s special teams suck but because it’s not hockey as it’s meant to be played… 5 on 5.  Thanks for nothing Gary. Ass.

Posted by calquake on 02/05/13 at 08:29 PM ET

Couldn’t agree more.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 02/05/13 at 09:40 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Back On!  Wait 2-0…wth?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 02/05/13 at 09:40 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

I think a team should be able to decline a penalty.

Nah, No thanks. Yeah really.  Let’s play. Drop the Puck….

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 02/05/13 at 09:42 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

When Corey Emerson is awarded Rookie of the Year by the Detroit Sports Broadcasters, you know it’s really slim pickins’. Good times. Bitches.

Lets Go Red Wings !!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/05/13 at 09:42 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Emmerton.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 02/05/13 at 09:44 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Not sure this is clear;  Red Wings are not very good.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 02/05/13 at 09:46 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

PUT THE FUCHING PUCK ON THE NET

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 09:46 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Not sure this is clear;  Red Wings are not very good.

Tell me more…..

 

 

 

 

Nah, never mind.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 02/05/13 at 09:48 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

DET in their own end = Chinese Fire Drill

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 02/05/13 at 09:48 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com