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Got Cake? We’re Gonna Live Blog It

Look.  Richard Harris was "A Man Called Horse".  Have you seen it? You should.  He was a bad, bad man. A tough man.  So, why then--in 1968--did he feel the need to sing a song like MacArthur Park?

It's an age-old mystery, rivaled only now by this question:

Why would Ryan Suter and his BFF Zach Parise go to Minnesota where they'll never win anything more than a division crown (if that) when they could have gone to Detroit or Chicago or Pittsburgh, where Cups would have been guaranteed?

Someone left the cake out in the rain

I don't think that I can take it

'Cause it took so long to bake it

And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no

He left his frigging cake out in the rain.  And he can't take it.  Why? Because it took so damn long to bake it.  And now the Ingalls sisters are in Walnut Grove with the barn dances and the one-room schools and that little bitch Nellie Olson running roughshod over the whole damn town.  No Cups, but plenty of family and love and cake.

And now they're here (in Detroyet) tonite, where they could have been all along. 

Confusion rules the day when it comes to Dick Harris, Horse, horrible songs and the Ingalls sisters. 

It's a Live Blog, bitches.  LGRW.

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The Hurricane's avatar

MUST drink every time the word ‘squib’ is used…

Posted by The Hurricane on 03/20/13 at 07:41 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Aaaand Ass proves his true worth once again.  Nice giveaway, Ass.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/20/13 at 07:42 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

sloppy

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/20/13 at 07:42 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Fuching really?

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 03/20/13 at 07:42 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

offfffff course

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/20/13 at 07:42 PM ET

SYF's avatar

gREAT sTART, wINGS.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/20/13 at 07:43 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

that didnt take long

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/20/13 at 07:43 PM ET

RorSchach's avatar

Paging the Red Wings. You’ve had three days off..

Posted by RorSchach from Datsberg on 03/20/13 at 07:43 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

We are already doing better than in the Vancouver game

Posted by Hootinani on 03/20/13 at 07:41 PM ET

Shut. Whore. Mouth.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/20/13 at 07:43 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Can we decline?

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 03/20/13 at 07:44 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

oh great…now we’re on the power play…

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/20/13 at 07:44 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

ugh
Come on WINGS

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 03/20/13 at 07:44 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

PP

let’s keep ‘the home power ply’ on top

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/20/13 at 07:44 PM ET

Bent's avatar

I rally can’t believe the wings home PP is that good.  It doesn’t seem to pass the eye test.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 03/20/13 at 07:44 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

at least there was a couple shots there

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/20/13 at 07:45 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Our D is getting better, it took 2 1/2 minutes to score on us tonight.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/20/13 at 07:45 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

What the hell was that Franzen?  A dump right at the goalie while on the PP?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/20/13 at 07:45 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Brunner needs to look for alittle more quality than that

Posted by Hootinani on 03/20/13 at 07:45 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

Yea that home power play stat has to be a lie.

Posted by Yzersyuk on 03/20/13 at 07:46 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

No call on Abby haul down.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/20/13 at 07:47 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Ian White from healthy scratch to point man on the 2nd power play unit in the same week?

Apparently, I know nothing aboot hockey

Posted by dougie on 03/20/13 at 07:47 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

One.  Just one dman not named Kronwall who can get a puck on net.  PLEASE.

Posted by Hootinani on 03/20/13 at 07:47 PM ET

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What the hell was that Franzen?  A dump right at the goalie while on the PP?

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 03/20/13 at 07:45 PM ET

I was thinking the same thing….but then Olsuck called it a good play….so then I knew for sure it was stupid.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 03/20/13 at 07:48 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Our Power Play is so much better lately.  Minnesota hardly had a scoring chance.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/20/13 at 07:49 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

I abhor this broadcast crew..
*sigh*

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/20/13 at 07:49 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

What the hell was that Franzen?  A dump right at the goalie while on the PP?

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 03/20/13 at 07:45 PM ET

I was thinking the same thing….but then Olsuck called it a good play….so then I knew for sure it was stupid.

Posted by Valek on 03/20/13 at 07:48 PM ET

Concur. The whole world saw Mule-sless just standing there.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/20/13 at 07:50 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

You all see how well Setoguchi dumped the puck in the zone? What amazing skill.
SMH

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/20/13 at 07:50 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

can OleChek be any more of a homer for minny?

sheesh,

... slobbering all over settaguichi’s goal.

//puke//

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/20/13 at 07:51 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Of course.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 03/20/13 at 07:52 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

WHAT?????? NO GOAL?????  Of fuching course.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/20/13 at 07:52 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

review it

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/20/13 at 07:52 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Awesome.  I bet thats unreviewable.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/20/13 at 07:52 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

BS call
What are the odds it is overturned?

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/20/13 at 07:52 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Grinders!!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/20/13 at 07:52 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Who cares who touched it, Miller’s stick isnt even above the crossbar!!

Posted by Hootinani on 03/20/13 at 07:53 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Oh horse shit

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/20/13 at 07:53 PM ET

peiz11's avatar

Why the F isn’t that reviewable?!?! Not that I’m surprised by anything.

Posted by peiz11 from Minneapolis on 03/20/13 at 07:53 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Bullshit!  Wrong call!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/20/13 at 07:53 PM ET

Bent's avatar

They didn’t even review it?!?!  WHAT THE FUCH.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 03/20/13 at 07:53 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Nothing like playing 7 on 5 hockey.

Fuchin refs

Posted by Hootinani on 03/20/13 at 07:53 PM ET

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