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Got Cake? We’re Gonna Live Blog It

Look.  Richard Harris was "A Man Called Horse".  Have you seen it? You should.  He was a bad, bad man. A tough man.  So, why then--in 1968--did he feel the need to sing a song like MacArthur Park?

It's an age-old mystery, rivaled only now by this question:

Why would Ryan Suter and his BFF Zach Parise go to Minnesota where they'll never win anything more than a division crown (if that) when they could have gone to Detroit or Chicago or Pittsburgh, where Cups would have been guaranteed?

Someone left the cake out in the rain

I don't think that I can take it

'Cause it took so long to bake it

And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no

He left his frigging cake out in the rain.  And he can't take it.  Why? Because it took so damn long to bake it.  And now the Ingalls sisters are in Walnut Grove with the barn dances and the one-room schools and that little bitch Nellie Olson running roughshod over the whole damn town.  No Cups, but plenty of family and love and cake.

And now they're here (in Detroyet) tonite, where they could have been all along. 

Confusion rules the day when it comes to Dick Harris, Horse, horrible songs and the Ingalls sisters. 

It's a Live Blog, bitches.  LGRW.

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Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

NyQuil! NyQuil, NyQuil, you magic fuching Q!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/20/13 at 07:52 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Atta boy Toots.  Take out the officials.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 03/20/13 at 07:52 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Now the ref is actively checking our players.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 03/20/13 at 07:52 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

NYQUIST!  AWESOME!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/20/13 at 07:53 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

9:09 Gustav Nyquist 1 (Unassisted)

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 03/20/13 at 07:54 PM ET

RhymeTimeWingsDings's avatar

Really though good for Gus

Posted by RhymeTimeWingsDings on 03/20/13 at 07:54 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Can Tootoo play on every line?

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/20/13 at 07:54 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Nyquist says, call me up for a game and try to send me down again.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/20/13 at 07:55 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

next three goals are huge ...
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/20/13 at 08:49 PM ET

Next two foals are huge.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/20/13 at 07:55 PM ET

calquake's avatar

I guess it’s true… just ask Backstrom… Nyquil does put you to sleep.

Posted by calquake on 03/20/13 at 07:55 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

ouch

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/20/13 at 07:56 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Great.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 03/20/13 at 07:56 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Jimmy needs a nap

Posted by MoreShoot on 03/20/13 at 07:56 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

wunnerful

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/20/13 at 07:56 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Frack.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/20/13 at 07:56 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

3 nothing? Isn’t it 3-1 you asswhole?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/20/13 at 07:56 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

Nice to see Abby pulling that piano around…..

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/20/13 at 07:57 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

FUCH! Howie. Come on. Slipped right by his glove.


Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/20/13 at 07:57 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

That should have been stopped. Off Jimmy’s glove. He saw it the whole way. That ones on howie. Time to pull out your dong.

Posted by Yzersyuk on 03/20/13 at 07:57 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

1st & 3rd were a little weak there, Jimmy

Posted by Hootinani on 03/20/13 at 07:57 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Oh crap.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/20/13 at 07:58 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Must have hit a patch of ice

Posted by dougie on 03/20/13 at 07:58 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Not a $5 mil save there Jimmy.

Posted by calquake on 03/20/13 at 07:58 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Nice to see Abby pulling that piano around…..

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/20/13 at 08:57 PM ET

Looks that way.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/20/13 at 07:59 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

DId that jackass just say Stevie was still in Detroit?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/20/13 at 08:00 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Hey 19…checking in.  Daughter had a Lacrosse game.  Solid win. 

Dare I axe, how are the Wings looking?

and, “rain” does not rhyme with “again”....ever.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 03/20/13 at 08:00 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

Again…throw the puck to the other team to make a line change….

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/20/13 at 08:01 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

DId that jackass just say Stevie was still in Detroit?
Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 03/20/13 at 09:00 PM ET

Nah, he’s said a lot of dumb shit tonight, but remarke about Red Wing contributions to Olympic teams and referenced Stevie in that context. But the jackhole did say that last goal made the score 3-0.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/20/13 at 08:01 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

Plenty of time left to tie this game….
...or totally choke.

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/20/13 at 08:02 PM ET

dougie's avatar

How does Edzo talk with so many Minnycocks in his mouth?

Posted by dougie on 03/20/13 at 08:02 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Still 5:30 to climb back to 1 goal defcit.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/20/13 at 08:03 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

Let’s Go Red Wings..!!!

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 03/20/13 at 08:03 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Great time to cut to commercial, jerkoffs

Posted by Hootinani on 03/20/13 at 08:03 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

How does Edzo talk with so many Minnycocks in his mouth?

Posted by dougie on 03/20/13 at 09:02 PM ET

Hes had alot of practice with Hawkdongs

Posted by Hootinani on 03/20/13 at 08:04 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Still 5:30 to climb back to 1 goal defcit.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 03/20/13 at 09:03 PM ET

Optimism?  What did I miss?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 03/20/13 at 08:04 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

How does Edzo talk with so many Minnycocks in his mouth?

Posted by dougie on 03/20/13 at 09:02 PM ET

OH my god…just click on it

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/20/13 at 08:04 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Brunner’s gotta bury that.

Posted by calquake on 03/20/13 at 08:05 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

I’ve actually got the TV in sync with Ken and Paul on radio.  Soooooooo much better.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/20/13 at 08:05 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Of all the teams I thought this crew would slobber all over, I never thought one of them would be the Minnesota Wild.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 03/20/13 at 08:06 PM ET

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Of course Olsuck…..Detroit gets a scoring chance so there had to be a hook there…ass.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 03/20/13 at 08:06 PM ET

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