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Got Cake? We’re Gonna Live Blog It

Look.  Richard Harris was "A Man Called Horse".  Have you seen it? You should.  He was a bad, bad man. A tough man.  So, why then--in 1968--did he feel the need to sing a song like MacArthur Park?

It's an age-old mystery, rivaled only now by this question:

Why would Ryan Suter and his BFF Zach Parise go to Minnesota where they'll never win anything more than a division crown (if that) when they could have gone to Detroit or Chicago or Pittsburgh, where Cups would have been guaranteed?

Someone left the cake out in the rain

I don't think that I can take it

'Cause it took so long to bake it

And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no

He left his frigging cake out in the rain.  And he can't take it.  Why? Because it took so damn long to bake it.  And now the Ingalls sisters are in Walnut Grove with the barn dances and the one-room schools and that little bitch Nellie Olson running roughshod over the whole damn town.  No Cups, but plenty of family and love and cake.

And now they're here (in Detroyet) tonite, where they could have been all along. 

Confusion rules the day when it comes to Dick Harris, Horse, horrible songs and the Ingalls sisters. 

It's a Live Blog, bitches.  LGRW.

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MsRedWinger's avatar

Jimmah.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/20/13 at 08:38 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Great killing going on

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/20/13 at 08:38 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Have a drink, Dany

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/20/13 at 08:38 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

According to Eddie IcePatch, everything the Walnut Grove team does is “beautiful” tonight.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/20/13 at 08:39 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

Nice intercept by Franzen….

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/20/13 at 08:39 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

“... wait, wait, wait…”

and Jimmy swallows it up.

shut up OleChek

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/20/13 at 08:39 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Damn this shit is good.  Find it.  Buy it.  Drink it.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/20/13 at 08:39 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Am I the only one who saw Kronwall hold off a little bit?  He pulled off to the side when he saw he was going to contact mostly head.

Or I could just be a massive homer.  Much like the polar opposite of Olddick.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 03/20/13 at 08:39 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

spoke too soon

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/20/13 at 08:39 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Figures.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 03/20/13 at 08:39 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

Of fuching course, what a waste of good pk.

Posted by Yzersyuk on 03/20/13 at 08:40 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

I think Doc just had an orgasm on that goal.

Eddie:  Everything is “beautiful.”

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/20/13 at 08:40 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

FUCH!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/20/13 at 08:40 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Thank god its only 2-1.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/20/13 at 08:40 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

time to get a goal

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/20/13 at 08:40 PM ET

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Of course in the second half of the ridiculous 4 minutes.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 03/20/13 at 08:40 PM ET

HockeyFanOhio's avatar

So much bull crap in one game makes me ill.

Posted by HockeyFanOhio from Central Ohio on 03/20/13 at 08:40 PM ET

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Still not seeing how that’s 4 minutes.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 03/20/13 at 08:44 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Good work there by Gus

Posted by Hootinani on 03/20/13 at 08:45 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

I just discovered on Wikipedia that Ref Tom Cowal is a recipient of the Helen Keller Humanitarian award. Here he is on his way up to the stage to accept the award.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/20/13 at 08:45 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

I’m gonna disappear for awhile.  I’ve paused the TV and I’m waiting for the radio to catch up.  I just can’t take the OLN crew anymore.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/20/13 at 08:46 PM ET

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NBCSN rivalry night….pitting NHL officials vs consistency.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 03/20/13 at 08:47 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

NBCSN rivalry night….pitting NHL officials vs consistency.

Posted by Valek on 03/20/13 at 08:47 PM ET

For the Win!

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/20/13 at 08:48 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

These announcers just keep fuching repeating themselves. A machine could do a better job. Pull a string: the Emerick says “a beautiful play by the wild. Pull a string: the Olsucks says “it hit a patch of ice”. Pull a string: the Emerick says “he stopped them all”. Pull a string: the douchecanoe stares at you creepily.

Posted by Yzersyuk on 03/20/13 at 08:48 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

Pavs takes it away from 2 Wild…..beautiful.

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/20/13 at 08:48 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

next three goals are huge ...

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/20/13 at 08:49 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

NBCSN rivalry night….pitting NHL officials vs consistency mediocrity.
Posted by Valek on 03/20/13 at 08:47 PM ET

Fixt. And Mediocrity is winning.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/20/13 at 08:49 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

They actually have a rivalry, compared to minny and the wings.

Posted by Yzersyuk on 03/20/13 at 08:49 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

Nyquil!!!!!

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/20/13 at 08:51 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Fuch yes.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where the GM likes his team. on 03/20/13 at 08:51 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

Take some NyQuil fucherzzzzz!!!!

Posted by Yzersyuk on 03/20/13 at 08:51 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

GOAL!  TIE GAME!

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/20/13 at 08:51 PM ET

Bent's avatar

GUS!!!

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 03/20/13 at 08:51 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Go ahead and send him down again Babcock.  Go.  The.  Fuch.  Ahead.

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/20/13 at 08:51 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Tie game.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from Where the GM likes his team. on 03/20/13 at 08:52 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Goal under review. Codicil to the addendum to the rule that Detroit is not allowed to score

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/20/13 at 08:52 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Yep, he definitely needs to be in GR

Posted by dougie on 03/20/13 at 08:52 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Hows that grab ya, Babcock?

Posted by Hootinani on 03/20/13 at 08:52 PM ET

HockeyFanOhio's avatar

Sweet!  Tie game!  Oh wait….

Posted by HockeyFanOhio from Central Ohio on 03/20/13 at 08:52 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

BE-A-UUUUUUUUUUUUU-TI-FUL


Nyguist ... pav jr.

that’s 1

L.G.R.W.

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/20/13 at 08:52 PM ET

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