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Got Cake? We’re Gonna Live Blog It

Look.  Richard Harris was "A Man Called Horse".  Have you seen it? You should.  He was a bad, bad man. A tough man.  So, why then--in 1968--did he feel the need to sing a song like MacArthur Park?

It's an age-old mystery, rivaled only now by this question:

Why would Ryan Suter and his BFF Zach Parise go to Minnesota where they'll never win anything more than a division crown (if that) when they could have gone to Detroit or Chicago or Pittsburgh, where Cups would have been guaranteed?

Someone left the cake out in the rain

I don't think that I can take it

'Cause it took so long to bake it

And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no

He left his frigging cake out in the rain.  And he can't take it.  Why? Because it took so damn long to bake it.  And now the Ingalls sisters are in Walnut Grove with the barn dances and the one-room schools and that little bitch Nellie Olson running roughshod over the whole damn town.  No Cups, but plenty of family and love and cake.

And now they're here (in Detroyet) tonite, where they could have been all along. 

Confusion rules the day when it comes to Dick Harris, Horse, horrible songs and the Ingalls sisters. 

It's a Live Blog, bitches.  LGRW.

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42jeff's avatar

the dumbest might actually be Milbury’s parents “lets have a baby”

Posted by NIVO from underpants gnome village on 03/20/13 at 08:23 PM ET

Are we we really sure he actually has parents and wasn’t just drained out of an outhouse somewhere?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/20/13 at 07:24 PM ET

dougie's avatar

anybody watch The Americans? 

Absolutely, my favorite “new” show.

Posted by dougie on 03/20/13 at 07:24 PM ET

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I still don’t understand the “explanation” for no goal ...

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/20/13 at 08:23 PM ET

That’s because not one of the clowns could just give the simple explanation of “the reffed fuched up”.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 03/20/13 at 07:25 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

the dumbest might actually be Milbury’s parents “lets have a baby”

Posted by NIVO from underpants gnome village on 03/20/13 at 08:23 PM ET

Its great that they had a kid, but did they have to feed him paint chips?

Posted by Hootinani on 03/20/13 at 07:25 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Absolutely, my favorite “new” show.

Posted by dougie on 03/20/13 at 08:24 PM ET

Will have to check that one out.  Ya’ll should check out a radio show called “Cabin Presure”  ... yet another brit show but about a one plane airline.  For those of you brit savvy…Cumberback or whater…SHERLOCK… is one of the characters in the show.

Damn funny.  AND it’s about airplanes so I’m there.

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/20/13 at 07:26 PM ET

dougie's avatar

the dumbest might actually be Milbury’s parents “lets have a baby”

Posted by NIVO from underpants gnome village on 03/20/13 at 08:23 PM ET

I don’t think he was planned. I think he got strained through some pantyhose in the backseat of Studebaker

Posted by dougie on 03/20/13 at 07:26 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

I don’t think he was planned. I think he got strained through some pantyhose in the backseat of Studebaker

Posted by dougie on 03/20/13 at 08:26 PM ET

There’s gotta be a Bud Light Platinum joke in there somewhere.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/20/13 at 07:28 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Another vote here for The Americans. Love that show.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/20/13 at 07:29 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

There’s gotta be a Bud Light Platinum joke in there somewhere.
Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/20/13 at 08:28 PM ET

That’s the brand name they’re using to sell their leftover stock of Zima, right?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/20/13 at 07:30 PM ET

SYF's avatar

I have so much hatred right now for the refs.  I need to get away.

Jackson and Kowal are your refs.

Catch y’all on the flipside, 19.

Posted by SYF from The Revenge of Johnny E on 03/20/13 at 07:30 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

That’s the brand name they’re using to sell their leftover stock of Zima, right?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 03/20/13 at 08:30 PM ET

I bet they have to hide it from Roenick.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/20/13 at 07:31 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

I know the score Is 1-0 but how many shots of that 1 goal were just gleefully shown?

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/20/13 at 07:32 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Don’t even need to hit the link. Gotta be Gangstagrass. I hunted that down the first time I heard it. Badass.

Posted by dougie on 03/20/13 at 07:32 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

The Americans is a good show.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 03/20/13 at 07:32 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Milbury is to hockey analysis what faith healers are to religion.

Posted by calquake on 03/20/13 at 07:33 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Cumberback or whater…SHERLOCK

Aww, does that mean there wont be a series 3 for Sherlock?

Posted by Hootinani on 03/20/13 at 07:33 PM ET

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WTF is Douche Canoe talking about?

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 03/20/13 at 07:34 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Now Pee-Air is a ref.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/20/13 at 07:34 PM ET

Bent's avatar

I think the worst part of these refs is the fact that the moron still thinks he made the right call.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 03/20/13 at 07:34 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

D O U G I E

If you didn’t see last night’s Justified it was pretty good, again.  A bit different, but good.

Good discussion about how much Richard a girl has to vacuum in Harlan County to get to the top of the food chain.

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 03/20/13 at 07:34 PM ET

dougie's avatar

“Not a reviewable play”

Well, fuch a doodle doo. That explains EVERYTHING, eh?

Posted by dougie on 03/20/13 at 07:34 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

so Pee Air makes the call for the ref ... great

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/20/13 at 07:35 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

WTF!!! How the hell is that a penalty???

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/20/13 at 07:35 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

Bad, bad call…
Keep your damn head up.

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/20/13 at 07:35 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

That might get a few games

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/20/13 at 07:35 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Shut the fuch up Eddie.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 03/20/13 at 07:35 PM ET

w2j2's avatar

I just watched the Wings’ goal on my DVR…
Heatley knocked it in.  Miller may have got a stick on it under the goalie.
It was across the line before Tootoo touched it.
Good goal, despite the B.S. these hosts are spewing.

Posted by w2j2 on 03/20/13 at 07:35 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

SHUT UP! OleChek

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/20/13 at 07:35 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

Hit was high. But 4 mins, come on!

Posted by Yzersyuk on 03/20/13 at 07:35 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Eddie, shut the fuch up.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/20/13 at 07:36 PM ET

Thunderpriest's avatar

God, I hate this crew!!

Posted by Thunderpriest on 03/20/13 at 07:36 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Am I the only one who saw that the stick never contacted the Wild player?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/20/13 at 07:36 PM ET

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4 fuching minutes?  These refs tonight are high.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 03/20/13 at 07:36 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

I cant listen to these fuchtards without wanting to kick puppies and eat babies.

the mute is on

Posted by Hootinani on 03/20/13 at 07:36 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

My lucky half and I were just discussing the Kronwall tonite. The first one this season. Oh, now it’s a bad thing?

My A$$!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/20/13 at 07:37 PM ET

dougie's avatar

If you didn’t see last night’s Justified it was pretty good, again.

I just KNEW some brandy and a cigarette lighter were gonna get together during that scene

Posted by dougie on 03/20/13 at 07:37 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

4 minutes for what???

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/20/13 at 07:37 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

4 minutes? Where was the blood?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/20/13 at 07:37 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

That’s it, Eddie, say it twice.  “Beautiful pass by Koivu.”  Barf.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/20/13 at 07:37 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com