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Got Cake? We’re Gonna Live Blog It

Look.  Richard Harris was "A Man Called Horse".  Have you seen it? You should.  He was a bad, bad man. A tough man.  So, why then--in 1968--did he feel the need to sing a song like MacArthur Park?

It's an age-old mystery, rivaled only now by this question:

Why would Ryan Suter and his BFF Zach Parise go to Minnesota where they'll never win anything more than a division crown (if that) when they could have gone to Detroit or Chicago or Pittsburgh, where Cups would have been guaranteed?

Someone left the cake out in the rain

I don't think that I can take it

'Cause it took so long to bake it

And I'll never have that recipe again, oh no

He left his frigging cake out in the rain.  And he can't take it.  Why? Because it took so damn long to bake it.  And now the Ingalls sisters are in Walnut Grove with the barn dances and the one-room schools and that little bitch Nellie Olson running roughshod over the whole damn town.  No Cups, but plenty of family and love and cake.

And now they're here (in Detroyet) tonite, where they could have been all along. 

Confusion rules the day when it comes to Dick Harris, Horse, horrible songs and the Ingalls sisters. 

It's a Live Blog, bitches.  LGRW.

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MsRedWinger's avatar

Yep.  That PP had some good moments.  Better movement too.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/20/13 at 08:08 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Yep.  That PP had some good moments.  Better movement too.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/20/13 at 08:08 PM ET

Agreed. For once, it didn’t look like 5 monkeys fuching a football.

Posted by dougie on 03/20/13 at 08:10 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Why do these idiots keep talking about stupid stuff that has nothing to do with the game?!?!?!?

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/20/13 at 08:10 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Why do these idiots keep talking about stupid stuff that has nothing to do with the game?!?!?!?

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/20/13 at 08:10 PM ET

Verbal masturbation.

Posted by calquake on 03/20/13 at 08:11 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

//sigh//

I miss ken & mick

... and murf

yesshhh

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/20/13 at 08:11 PM ET

Yzersyuk's avatar

Yea doc Backstrom has shut them all down, except for that one that went the fuch in.

Posted by Yzersyuk on 03/20/13 at 08:11 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Mule-sless is lazy and useless.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/20/13 at 08:12 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Why do these idiots keep talking about stupid stuff that has nothing to do with the game?!?!?!?

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/20/13 at 08:10 PM ET

Verbal masturbation.

Posted by calquake on 03/20/13 at 08:11 PM ET

I thought maybe it’s because the Penguins are off tongiht and there’s no rosby highlights

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/20/13 at 08:12 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Yea doc Backstrom has shut them all down, except for that one that went the fuch in.

Posted by Yzersyuk on 03/20/13 at 08:11 PM ET

Yes.  I was grinding my teeth on that comment too.  Geebuz.

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/20/13 at 08:12 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Howdy redolent reprobates.

No explanation from Howdy Douchey, Buffalo Doc and Edselbell the Clown regarding why the no goal was not reviewed by the war room?

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/20/13 at 08:13 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Between this LB, the Jameson, and 5 dogs I have done a pretty good job of blocking out the douchetard commentary

Posted by dougie on 03/20/13 at 08:13 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

pucker up

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/20/13 at 08:13 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Verbal masturbation.

Posted by calquake on 03/20/13 at 08:11 PM ET

The man must be flexible.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/20/13 at 08:14 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Wings playing well

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/20/13 at 08:14 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Doc: “Backstrom stopped them all.”

HE SAID IT AGAIN!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/20/13 at 08:14 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Verbal masturbation.

Posted by calquake on 03/20/13 at 08:11 PM ET

The man must be flexible.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/20/13 at 08:14 PM ET

Could that also be called oral?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/20/13 at 08:14 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Doc: “Backstrom stopped them all.”

HE SAID IT AGAIN!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/20/13 at 08:14 PM ET

YOu say a lie enough times…eventualy you’ll start to believe.

 

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/20/13 at 08:15 PM ET

dougie's avatar

During intermission, I flip over to NCIS reruns on USA

Posted by dougie on 03/20/13 at 08:16 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

Now this is the Red Wings of old

Completely outplaying their opponent, to almost comical levels, but still down in the game

Posted by Hootinani on 03/20/13 at 08:16 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Could that also be called oral?

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 03/20/13 at 08:14 PM ET

I suppose but I wouldn’t want to be accused of being anti-religious.

Posted by calquake on 03/20/13 at 08:16 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

I’m still waiting for Prosser to get called for tortious interference.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 03/20/13 at 08:16 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Could that also be called oral?

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 03/20/13 at 08:14 PM ET

Autofellatio?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/20/13 at 08:16 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Could that also be called oral?

Anal in Oldcheck’s case.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 03/20/13 at 08:17 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

OH gee…is it intermision already?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 03/20/13 at 08:17 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

During intermission, I flip over to NCIS reruns on USA

Posted by dougie on 03/20/13 at 08:16 PM ET

I wish Justified was already on my DVR.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/20/13 at 08:17 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/20/13 at 08:18 PM ET

NIVO's avatar

Clutterbuck is a real predator on the ice.

Yea, and off the ice children and farm animals fear his pornstache

Posted by NIVO from underpants gnome village on 03/20/13 at 08:19 PM ET

MsRedWinger's avatar

Did you guys see that discussion of the no goal?  Tootoo punched it in the net!  That was a goal dammit!

Posted by MsRedWinger from Flori-duh on 03/20/13 at 08:19 PM ET

Hootinani's avatar

I wish Justified was already on my DVR.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/20/13 at 08:17 PM ET

Isn’t Justified on Tuesdays?

Posted by Hootinani on 03/20/13 at 08:20 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

That had to be the dumbest thing Milbury has said since, “Sign here Rick.”

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/20/13 at 08:21 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

Holy fuch Mike Mulbury is such a fuching idiot.  How the fuch do they put this guy on tv?

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 03/20/13 at 08:21 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Isn’t Justified on Tuesdays?

Posted by Hootinani on 03/20/13 at 08:20 PM ET

Whoa.  Its Wednesday.  Mind blown.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/20/13 at 08:21 PM ET

calquake's avatar

I fuching HATE Milbury.

Posted by calquake on 03/20/13 at 08:22 PM ET

Avatar

That had to be the dumbest thing Milbury has said since, “Sign here Rick.”

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/20/13 at 08:21 PM ET

That’s a lot of dumb things to go through to determine the dumbest.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 03/20/13 at 08:22 PM ET

dougie's avatar

Isn’t Justified on Tuesdays?

Posted by Hootinani on 03/20/13 at 08:20 PM ET

Yeah, but I DVR’d it and watched it just before the game started. Just gets better and better.

Posted by dougie on 03/20/13 at 08:23 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Whoa.  Its Wednesday.  Mind blown.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/20/13 at 08:21 PM ET

Speaking of which… anybody watch The Americans? 

Also, no Justified spoilers!

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 03/20/13 at 08:23 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Posted by Hootinani on 03/20/13 at 08:16 PM ET

A good sign.

Better than getting your ass handed to you by BJ’s.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 03/20/13 at 08:23 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

I still don’t understand the “explanation” for no goal ...

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 03/20/13 at 08:23 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

I like the drama? WTF? I like fair play. Great TV? Great TV is Family Guy or Stephen Colbert. A$$hole.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 03/20/13 at 08:23 PM ET

NIVO's avatar

the dumbest might actually be Milbury’s parents “lets have a baby”

Posted by NIVO from underpants gnome village on 03/20/13 at 08:23 PM ET

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Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977.  No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y.  Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation.  There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature.  Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that. Your suggestions and critiques are welcome: wphoulihan@gmail.com