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Every One Of You Needs To Skip This Live Blog, Because The “Streak” Ends Tonite

Don’t get all sad on me now.  It had to end some time.  You didn’t really expect the Wings to win every remaining home game on their schedule, did you?  That’s just crazy talk.  And there isn’t a single redolent one of you who doesn’t know precisely what I’m talking about.  This thing ends tonite.

Kulfan

The Blue Jackets are the worst team in the league with their 13-28-5 (31 points) record…They have the worst goal differential in the league (minus-41), allowing 152 goals while scoring 110. …The lone bright spot, as usual, is RW Rick Nash (16 goals, 16 assists).

Go on Rick.  Scoring when it matters the least.  Attababy.

So count it. Nash will be a monster and will register more shots shorthanded than the Wings will on the power play.

Steve Mason will be incredible and we’ll remember the days we wished he was our baby boy instead of Tiberius.  We’ll chuckle at that, though, because there isn’t a goalie in hockey I’d trade for F’ing Howard now or ever, ever.

The Wings will outshoot the BJs by a factor of 3-1 and will still lose by two goals.

Someone will explain to me the whole pencil joke from the other night and I still won’t understand it.

The Wings will lose this game because “trap” doesn’t even define it.  It’s a pit of quicksand mixed with baby shit, Ten High whiskey, vomitus and baby oil sweated off Gary Bettman’s back. 

So yes, we’ll live blog it.  And we’ll be bitches while we do.  It’s just important that reality rule the evening.  Because there is no chance in holy hell we’re winning this thing.

There.  That do the trick?

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SYF's avatar

Four straight faceoffs the Wings were chased out.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 01/21/12 at 09:33 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

DET have 3 SOG now.  On pace for about 15 against the worst team in the league.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 09:34 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

no leb-d’uh

k

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/21/12 at 09:34 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Is anyone having upload delays?  When is faceoff?

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 01/21/12 at 09:36 PM ET

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It’s nice the Wings got the equalizer, but what are we hoping for here?  Keep it close and get into OT or a shootout.  Play like you want to win, already.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/21/12 at 09:36 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Evening tea drinkers.

1-1 eh…...How the kids looking?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 01/21/12 at 09:37 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

DET might have 4 minutes of time in the offense zone.

Freaking pathetic

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 09:38 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Three BJs in the mouth of Sandford’s crease.

That sounds so ridiculous.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 01/21/12 at 09:39 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

How the kids looking?

I’ll tell you when I see them.  They havent showed up yet.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 09:39 PM ET

monkey's avatar

It’s a pit of quicksand mixed with baby shit, Ten High whiskey, vomitus and baby oil sweated off Gary Bettman’s back.

Holy Christ.

Good evening, bitches.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 01/21/12 at 09:39 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Helm keeps up like this he has a chance of making the team.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 01/21/12 at 09:39 PM ET

SYF's avatar

.How the kids looking?

Posted by Rumbear from Top o da Hasek, Filet O Fishing on 01/21/12 at 07:37 PM ET

Sluggish.  With a little bit of ice.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 01/21/12 at 09:40 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

DET might have 4 minutes of time in the offense zone.

That seems generous.

Posted by SolidTG7 on 01/21/12 at 09:40 PM ET

dougie's avatar

I’m getting great refresh times w/Firefox, but I’m on a my porn computer, it loads fast.

Posted by dougie on 01/21/12 at 09:40 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Sluggish.  With a little bit of ice.

That paints a picture.
Cheers!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 01/21/12 at 09:41 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

I suggest that the Wings traing staff make a quick run out before the 1st intermission and pick up several cases of 5 Hour Energy Drink for the boys.

Posted by Down River Dan on 01/21/12 at 07:32 PM ET

I was thinking crystal meth from a pipe.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 01/21/12 at 09:42 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Firefox is working much better.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 09:43 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Good evening, bitches.

Posted by monkey from the morel high ground on 01/21/12 at 07:39 PM ET

Didn’t you see the sock on the door handle???  Keeryst…

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 01/21/12 at 09:43 PM ET

SYF's avatar

but I’m on a my porn computer, it loads fast.

Posted by dougie on 01/21/12 at 07:40 PM ET

Uploads and downloads must be pretty damn impressive.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 01/21/12 at 09:45 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Keating needs to cut the jink talk.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 09:45 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

SOG after one 7-5 cbj

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/21/12 at 09:48 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Didn’t you see the sock on the door handle???  Keeryst…

Was it crusty?

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 01/21/12 at 09:51 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

mmURRRRPhs wasTEDDD

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/21/12 at 09:51 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

SOG after one 7-5 cbj

Awesome…it’s like I only missed the warm ups!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 01/21/12 at 09:52 PM ET

SYF's avatar

SOG after one 7-5 cbj

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/21/12 at 07:48 PM ET

And White leads all Wings skaters with 10 shifts after one period.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 01/21/12 at 09:52 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

the red headed FSD girl. good enough for a intermission pic on the live blog.

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/21/12 at 09:53 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Was it crusty?

Posted by monkey from the morel high ground on 01/21/12 at 07:51 PM ET

Like a dorito.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 01/21/12 at 09:53 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Yoop.  Indeed she is.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 01/21/12 at 09:57 PM ET

HockeyFanOhio's avatar

OK, here we go.  Time to really get the game started.

Posted by HockeyFanOhio from Central Ohio on 01/21/12 at 09:58 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Second period.  Here we go.

Bert looking like he wants to cut a bitch.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 01/21/12 at 09:58 PM ET

HockeyFanOhio's avatar

Come on Bert!

Posted by HockeyFanOhio from Central Ohio on 01/21/12 at 09:59 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Finally, a couple of shifts in the BJ zone.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 10:01 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

God is playing well tonight, the rest of the ream needs to do the same.

Posted by SolidTG7 on 01/21/12 at 10:01 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Wings on the PP.

Sponsored by Bushmill’s.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 01/21/12 at 10:01 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

So fuching due. No whiskey.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 10:01 PM ET

monkey's avatar

We need some goats here.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 01/21/12 at 10:02 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

PP ... um, LP

(Limp Play)

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/21/12 at 10:02 PM ET

monkey's avatar

The Belle Tire Play.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 01/21/12 at 10:02 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

at least DET managed a shot on the PP.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 10:02 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Right there.  Know why the Wings PP sucks?

The opposing team’s PK works so…much…harder.

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 01/21/12 at 10:03 PM ET

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