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Every One Of You Needs To Skip This Live Blog, Because The “Streak” Ends Tonite

Don’t get all sad on me now.  It had to end some time.  You didn’t really expect the Wings to win every remaining home game on their schedule, did you?  That’s just crazy talk.  And there isn’t a single redolent one of you who doesn’t know precisely what I’m talking about.  This thing ends tonite.

Kulfan

The Blue Jackets are the worst team in the league with their 13-28-5 (31 points) record…They have the worst goal differential in the league (minus-41), allowing 152 goals while scoring 110. …The lone bright spot, as usual, is RW Rick Nash (16 goals, 16 assists).

Go on Rick.  Scoring when it matters the least.  Attababy.

So count it. Nash will be a monster and will register more shots shorthanded than the Wings will on the power play.

Steve Mason will be incredible and we’ll remember the days we wished he was our baby boy instead of Tiberius.  We’ll chuckle at that, though, because there isn’t a goalie in hockey I’d trade for F’ing Howard now or ever, ever.

The Wings will outshoot the BJs by a factor of 3-1 and will still lose by two goals.

Someone will explain to me the whole pencil joke from the other night and I still won’t understand it.

The Wings will lose this game because “trap” doesn’t even define it.  It’s a pit of quicksand mixed with baby shit, Ten High whiskey, vomitus and baby oil sweated off Gary Bettman’s back. 

So yes, we’ll live blog it.  And we’ll be bitches while we do.  It’s just important that reality rule the evening.  Because there is no chance in holy hell we’re winning this thing.

There.  That do the trick?

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42jeff's avatar

Time to bench Cleary..!!

Posted by Gary Bettman SUCK from Florida on 01/21/12 at 09:36 PM ET

And?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 01/21/12 at 11:37 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

These shootouts are making me feel dirty. Like we are not really winning.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 11:37 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Oh mofo, skills competition.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 01/21/12 at 11:38 PM ET

AxeMaster9's avatar

I’m literally shitting blood and sweating piss right now.

Posted by monkey from the morel high ground on 01/21/12 at 09:34 PM ET

Dont drink the whiskey straight…

Posted by AxeMaster9 on 01/21/12 at 11:38 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Sanford drives a sweet vintage pick up.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 01/21/12 at 11:38 PM ET

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These shootouts are making me feel dirty. Like we are not really winning.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 09:37 PM ET

Making me feel like a Wild fan.

Posted by Valek from Chicago on 01/21/12 at 11:38 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Ridiculous SO save pct, gotta come back to earth.  Shut my whore mouth.

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 01/21/12 at 11:39 PM ET

Gary A$$ SUCK !!'s avatar

Cleary Suck..

Posted by Gary A$$ SUCK !! from Fort Myers, Florida on 01/21/12 at 11:39 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

He needs new move.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 11:39 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Shootout is a crap shoot.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 01/21/12 at 11:39 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Nash…Ohhhhhhh My!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 01/21/12 at 11:39 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Nash didnt even get a shot - - bwah hah hah

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 11:39 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Nash loses it.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 01/21/12 at 11:40 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Pathetic.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 01/21/12 at 11:40 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

This is getting on my last nerve.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 11:40 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

Yeah, that was gonna work Happy.

Posted by SolidTG7 on 01/21/12 at 11:40 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

It is up to Kazinski.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 11:41 PM ET

monkey's avatar

CLANK

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 01/21/12 at 11:41 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Bert - - clanck - - damnit

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 11:41 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Jimmah !!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 11:41 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Arg!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 11:41 PM ET

monkey's avatar

FINNISH THIS

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 01/21/12 at 11:41 PM ET

monkey's avatar

FOR THE HOMELAND

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 01/21/12 at 11:42 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

WALLYYYYYY

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 11:42 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Filpi!!!!!!!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 01/21/12 at 11:42 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

One more time. Flips it in!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 11:42 PM ET

SolidTG7's avatar

Nice move Flip

Posted by SolidTG7 on 01/21/12 at 11:42 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 01/21/12 at 11:42 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

Flip

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/21/12 at 11:42 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

16

Ugly as can be!!!

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 11:42 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

First lead tonight

Posted by RWBill from Brush Street cruising with Super Creepy Rob Lowe. on 01/21/12 at 11:42 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

BOOM!!!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 01/21/12 at 11:42 PM ET

monkey's avatar

My god.  We escaped the Blue Jackets.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 01/21/12 at 11:42 PM ET

Bent's avatar

There’s one!

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 01/21/12 at 11:43 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Dangles denied.
Nash loses the puck.
Hudler denied.
Dorsett denied.
Bert hits the goalpost.
Brassard denied.
Fils in.
Johansson denied.

Ken:  “Sweet Sixteen Detroit!”

Posted by SYF from Alana Blanchard's Bikinis and Surfboards on 01/21/12 at 11:43 PM ET

HockeyFanOhio's avatar

Well, sad that it took a SO to beat the cellar dwelling Jackets.  But at this point 2 points is 2 points.

Posted by HockeyFanOhio from Central Ohio on 01/21/12 at 11:43 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

a waffle board stop!!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, with 3 fingers of rum & a cigar.. on 01/21/12 at 11:43 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Curtis Stranford.

Posted by monkey from Praha, Česká republika on 01/21/12 at 11:43 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

WOO HOO!  Go Flip!  Go Jimmy!  Go WINGS!!!


SWEET, SWEET 16!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 01/21/12 at 11:43 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

J-A-M-E-S

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/21/12 at 11:43 PM ET

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