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Every One Of You Needs To Skip This Live Blog, Because The “Streak” Ends Tonite
by IwoCPO on 01/21/12 at 08:30 PM ET
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Don’t get all sad on me now. It had to end some time. You didn’t really expect the Wings to win every remaining home game on their schedule, did you? That’s just crazy talk. And there isn’t a single redolent one of you who doesn’t know precisely what I’m talking about. This thing ends tonite.
The Blue Jackets are the worst team in the league with their 13-28-5 (31 points) record…They have the worst goal differential in the league (minus-41), allowing 152 goals while scoring 110. …The lone bright spot, as usual, is RW Rick Nash (16 goals, 16 assists).
Go on Rick. Scoring when it matters the least. Attababy.
So count it. Nash will be a monster and will register more shots shorthanded than the Wings will on the power play.
Steve Mason will be incredible and we’ll remember the days we wished he was our baby boy instead of Tiberius. We’ll chuckle at that, though, because there isn’t a goalie in hockey I’d trade for F’ing Howard now or ever, ever.
The Wings will outshoot the BJs by a factor of 3-1 and will still lose by two goals.
Someone will explain to me the whole pencil joke from the other night and I still won’t understand it.
The Wings will lose this game because “trap” doesn’t even define it. It’s a pit of quicksand mixed with baby shit, Ten High whiskey, vomitus and baby oil sweated off Gary Bettman’s back.
So yes, we’ll live blog it. And we’ll be bitches while we do. It’s just important that reality rule the evening. Because there is no chance in holy hell we’re winning this thing.
There. That do the trick?
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These shootouts are making me feel dirty. Like we are not really winning.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/22/12 at 12:37 AM ET
Oh mofo, skills competition.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 01/22/12 at 12:38 AM ET
I’m literally shitting blood and sweating piss right now.
Posted by monkey from the morel high ground on 01/21/12 at 09:34 PM ET
Dont drink the whiskey straight…
Posted by AxeMaster9 on 01/22/12 at 12:38 AM ET
These shootouts are making me feel dirty. Like we are not really winning.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 09:37 PM ET
Making me feel like a Wild fan.
Posted by Valek on 01/22/12 at 12:38 AM ET
Ridiculous SO save pct, gotta come back to earth. Shut my whore mouth.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 01/22/12 at 12:39 AM ET
He needs new move.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/22/12 at 12:39 AM ET
Nash…Ohhhhhhh My!
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 01/22/12 at 12:39 AM ET
Nash didnt even get a shot - - bwah hah hah
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/22/12 at 12:39 AM ET
This is getting on my last nerve.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/22/12 at 12:40 AM ET
It is up to Kazinski.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/22/12 at 12:41 AM ET
Filpi!!!!!!!
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 01/22/12 at 12:42 AM ET
One more time. Flips it in!
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/22/12 at 12:42 AM ET
BOOM!!!
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 01/22/12 at 12:42 AM ET
Dangles denied.
Nash loses the puck.
Hudler denied.
Dorsett denied.
Bert hits the goalpost.
Brassard denied.
Fils in.
Johansson denied.
Ken: “Sweet Sixteen Detroit!”
Posted by SYF from the Flood on 01/22/12 at 12:43 AM ET
Well, sad that it took a SO to beat the cellar dwelling Jackets. But at this point 2 points is 2 points.
Posted by HockeyFanOhio from Central Ohio on 01/22/12 at 12:43 AM ET
a waffle board stop!!
Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, SCP Round #2....whore style on 01/22/12 at 12:43 AM ET
WOO HOO! Go Flip! Go Jimmy! Go WINGS!!!
SWEET, SWEET 16!
Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 01/22/12 at 12:43 AM ET
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