Abel to Yzerman
Every One Of You Needs To Skip This Live Blog, Because The “Streak” Ends Tonite
by IwoCPO on 01/21/12 at 08:30 PM ET
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Don’t get all sad on me now. It had to end some time. You didn’t really expect the Wings to win every remaining home game on their schedule, did you? That’s just crazy talk. And there isn’t a single redolent one of you who doesn’t know precisely what I’m talking about. This thing ends tonite.
The Blue Jackets are the worst team in the league with their 13-28-5 (31 points) record…They have the worst goal differential in the league (minus-41), allowing 152 goals while scoring 110. …The lone bright spot, as usual, is RW Rick Nash (16 goals, 16 assists).
Go on Rick. Scoring when it matters the least. Attababy.
So count it. Nash will be a monster and will register more shots shorthanded than the Wings will on the power play.
Steve Mason will be incredible and we’ll remember the days we wished he was our baby boy instead of Tiberius. We’ll chuckle at that, though, because there isn’t a goalie in hockey I’d trade for F’ing Howard now or ever, ever.
The Wings will outshoot the BJs by a factor of 3-1 and will still lose by two goals.
Someone will explain to me the whole pencil joke from the other night and I still won’t understand it.
The Wings will lose this game because “trap” doesn’t even define it. It’s a pit of quicksand mixed with baby shit, Ten High whiskey, vomitus and baby oil sweated off Gary Bettman’s back.
So yes, we’ll live blog it. And we’ll be bitches while we do. It’s just important that reality rule the evening. Because there is no chance in holy hell we’re winning this thing.
There. That do the trick?
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Finally a SOG. 1st of the game for either team
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 10:13 PM ET
Oh Dougie you F*ing racist bastard, enjoy.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 01/21/12 at 10:14 PM ET
oopps no SOG on Mule’s rocket.
still none in the game.
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 10:15 PM ET
Ken: Grant Clitsome got three of them in there.
Ken… 
Posted by SYF from the Flood on 01/21/12 at 10:16 PM ET
Wings look like crap.
Earlier dread about this game may prove true.
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 10:17 PM ET
and now we get to improve the bj’s pp. damn.
Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/21/12 at 10:17 PM ET
Wings look like crap.
Earlier dread about this game may prove true.
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 07:17 PM ET
Playing down to the opponent. That never happens.
Posted by Valek on 01/21/12 at 10:18 PM ET
Zebra suck. Sooooo overdue for a SHORTY.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 10:18 PM ET
Ha! The owner of the feed I provided briefly switched over to “Scorned Lovers.”
And we’re playing the BJs.
Posted by SYF from the Flood on 01/21/12 at 10:19 PM ET
Playing down to the opponent. That never happens.
Posted by Valek on 01/21/12 at 07:18 PM ET
Lack of respect for the opponent. They think it’s going to be an easy night whenever they play a crappy team. They need to take every team seriously.
Jimmah!
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 10:21 PM ET
Playing behind on the scoreboard again.
Unlucky bounce.
Posted by SYF from the Flood on 01/21/12 at 10:22 PM ET
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Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/21/12 at 10:23 PM ET
Kate’s quite right.
Wings not playing with any determination.
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 10:23 PM ET
That’s one of the weirdest bounces out of the glove I’ve ever seen.
Posted by SYF from the Flood on 01/21/12 at 10:24 PM ET
10 minutes of not looking remotely dangerous against the worst team in the league.
Posted by Valek on 01/21/12 at 10:24 PM ET
JFC I was going to make a pot of tea but the start of this game has me going mojito.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 01/21/12 at 10:24 PM ET
DET through 10 minutes have 1 FUCHING SHOT
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 10:25 PM ET
helm looks like the only one (so far) playing like he wants to win ... er, hates to lose.
L.G.R.W.
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/21/12 at 10:25 PM ET
Mule seems to be a little lamed up. Should of sat him for a healthy anyone.
Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!
Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 10:26 PM ET
That god dam piss poor hodgepodge of fuching inferiority just got kronwalled. LGRW
Posted by Yzersyuk on 01/21/12 at 10:26 PM ET
Kronner
finally some determination to go to the damn net
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 10:26 PM ET
GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL
kronner
he needed that ... the Wings needed that ... WE needed that
L.G.R.W.
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/21/12 at 10:27 PM ET
Awesome pressure by Helm’s line. That’s two great shifts in a row.
Posted by SYF from the Flood on 01/21/12 at 10:28 PM ET
Gator gets his head torn off - - no call, of course
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 10:28 PM ET
11:34 NIKLAS KRONWALL (10) WRIST - ASST: V. FILPPULA (24) AND J. HUDLER (17)
Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 10:29 PM ET
Brad Stuart - the league’s best back-up goalie, bar none.
Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/21/12 at 10:30 PM ET
I suggest that the Wings traing staff make a quick run out before the 1st intermission and pick up several cases of 5 Hour Energy Drink for the boys.
Posted by Down River Dan on 01/21/12 at 10:32 PM ET
Hats off, Kronner, and Mojito.
Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 01/21/12 at 10:33 PM ET
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Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 01/21/12 at 10:12 PM ET