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Every One Of You Needs To Skip This Live Blog, Because The “Streak” Ends Tonite

Don’t get all sad on me now.  It had to end some time.  You didn’t really expect the Wings to win every remaining home game on their schedule, did you?  That’s just crazy talk.  And there isn’t a single redolent one of you who doesn’t know precisely what I’m talking about.  This thing ends tonite.

Kulfan

The Blue Jackets are the worst team in the league with their 13-28-5 (31 points) record…They have the worst goal differential in the league (minus-41), allowing 152 goals while scoring 110. …The lone bright spot, as usual, is RW Rick Nash (16 goals, 16 assists).

Go on Rick.  Scoring when it matters the least.  Attababy.

So count it. Nash will be a monster and will register more shots shorthanded than the Wings will on the power play.

Steve Mason will be incredible and we’ll remember the days we wished he was our baby boy instead of Tiberius.  We’ll chuckle at that, though, because there isn’t a goalie in hockey I’d trade for F’ing Howard now or ever, ever.

The Wings will outshoot the BJs by a factor of 3-1 and will still lose by two goals.

Someone will explain to me the whole pencil joke from the other night and I still won’t understand it.

The Wings will lose this game because “trap” doesn’t even define it.  It’s a pit of quicksand mixed with baby shit, Ten High whiskey, vomitus and baby oil sweated off Gary Bettman’s back. 

So yes, we’ll live blog it.  And we’ll be bitches while we do.  It’s just important that reality rule the evening.  Because there is no chance in holy hell we’re winning this thing.

There.  That do the trick?

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Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

FTW Hank.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 11:29 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Jeebus, just shoot the fuching puck!

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 11:29 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Fat Bottom Girls, you make the clothing world look round…

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/21/12 at 11:29 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Dammit, Happy.  He had six feet of ice between him and Sandford and he dishes off.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 01/21/12 at 11:29 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Rosby to a spine specialist!

low hanging fruit right there.  Monkey…tee it up.

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 01/21/12 at 11:30 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Rosby to a spine specialist!

At least they’re closing in on the root cause.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/21/12 at 11:31 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

two in a row?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 01/21/12 at 11:31 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

the PP flood gates are open, i feel it

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 11:31 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

can we get goals on two pp in a row?

give me another one of them NyQuil bombers eh?

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/21/12 at 11:31 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Is it too much to hope for 1 more?

Any predictions, Stony?

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 11:32 PM ET

monkey's avatar

TIme for a Red Wing Strangle Yourself to Death Play!

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/21/12 at 11:32 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Ahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

Offsides on a PP.  C’mon, Wings.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 01/21/12 at 11:32 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Turpentine, codeine, and Nyquil cocktail coming right up.  Ma Bernstein drinking those is what made that Bernstein kid blind, and the daughter that makes you wish you were blind as well.

Would that knock me down, out, or up?
Posted by monkey from the morel high ground on 01/21/12 at 08:28 PM ET

Yes it would.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 01/21/12 at 11:32 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Happy is no Nick. I hate him on the point.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 11:33 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Rosby to a spine specialist!

Follow up is a gut check.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/21/12 at 11:33 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Still trying that “Look how fancy we can pass” shit

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 01/21/12 at 11:33 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Homer - clanck

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 11:33 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Yes it would.

I’ll take a double.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/21/12 at 11:33 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Clang!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 01/21/12 at 11:33 PM ET

Bent's avatar

Homer gets raped, nothing.

Posted by Bent from The U.P. on 01/21/12 at 11:34 PM ET

SYF's avatar

CLANG!!!

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 01/21/12 at 11:34 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Who the hell taught homer how to slap shot all of a sudden?

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 01/21/12 at 11:34 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

No call for all the xtra-cheap-shotting on Homer.

Fuching bullshit.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 11:34 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Bypass the Hot Dogs?  Sacrilege.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/21/12 at 11:34 PM ET

Norskirama's avatar

Mickey “Like flies after a bad smell they are after Holmstrom” 

Okay then!

Posted by Norskirama from Lincoln, Nebraska on 01/21/12 at 11:35 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

so how many shot do the bj’s get to take at homer before the ref’s call something?

and murph will delay his hot dog run for a few words.

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/21/12 at 11:35 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

a n d no call on the Homer beat down.  They were hittin him while the linesman was holding him.  C’mon…..

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, hanging with Dan Cleary.... on 01/21/12 at 11:36 PM ET

VooX's avatar

Homer the sniper.  Plus a tip.  Of course, just ignore the guys punching him in the back of the head afterwards, nothing to see there refs.  How can you ever call goaltender interference on him while allowing him to take constant punishment?  Thanks Gary.  Ass.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 01/21/12 at 11:36 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Still trying that “Look how fancy we can pass” shit

Posted by 42jeff from Minot, North Dakota on 01/21/12 at 08:33 PM ET

Over finesse. An old pinball term.

Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 01/21/12 at 11:36 PM ET

TheRealYooper's avatar

They were hittin him while the linesman was holding him.

i think this cheeses me off more than anything. ref holding homers arms down, and the bj’s keep taking shot after shot after shot.

Posted by TheRealYooper from within sight of the edge of the Earth. on 01/21/12 at 11:37 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

No call for all the xtra-cheap-shotting on Homer.

Fuching bullshit.

I’m so used to seeing it, but your absolutely right. 

the zebra will call you for sneezing, but not getting raped in front of the net.

BS indeed.

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 11:38 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

i was gonna call a homer tip-in

... forgot how often he gets gang raped in front of the net without any call.

sheesh

let’s start the 3rd with a poop in the box, k?

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 01/21/12 at 11:39 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

Jesucristo, one more period to waste these AHL scrubs.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/rwbill/3411587247/

Posted by RWBill from cruising Brush Street with creepy Rob Lowe. on 01/21/12 at 11:39 PM ET

dougie's avatar

3 good scoring chances on that last PP.

At least it was some high class whiskey, for a change.

Posted by dougie on 01/21/12 at 11:40 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 01/21/12 at 11:41 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

SOG

BJ’s 7-4 11
DET 5-10 15

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 01/21/12 at 11:44 PM ET

calquake's avatar

Late to the (tea) party.  I’ll have me some Earl Grey and a strumpet please.

Posted by calquake on 01/21/12 at 11:45 PM ET

calquake's avatar

And 42jeff… how did you get a hold of my match.com profile?

Posted by calquake on 01/21/12 at 11:46 PM ET

monkey's avatar

Late to the (tea) party.  I’ll have me some Earl Grey and a strumpet please.

A good strumpet is hard to find.

Posted by monkey from Finland on 01/21/12 at 11:47 PM ET

Red Winger's avatar

Turpentine, codeine, and Nyquil cocktail coming right up.  Ma Bernstein drinking those is what made that Bernstein kid blind, and the daughter that makes you wish you were blind as well.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 01/21/12 at 08:25 PM ET

Jumpin’ Jehoshaphat, that’s been the best part of the entire night! Awesome in its total inappropriateness. 

2-2 against the worst team in the league. Yup, right where we knew this game would be at this time.

Posted by Red Winger from Sault Ste Marie on 01/21/12 at 11:47 PM ET

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