My granddaughter, all eleven months of her, is in my lap as I write this. So, forgive me, but I'm changing the tone.
I can't have her introduced to this way of life in an honest fashion.
I can't have her start this way.
Ken Holland will continue to thrive.
Jeff Blashill is everything we hoped.
Henrik Zetterberg's final 8 years as a Red Wing have not been wasted.
Chris Osgood is in the Hall of Fame.
Steve Yzerman is ready to move up and will do so next year when Holland ceremoniously says goodbye.
The trade deadline is approaching and the Wings will solidify their position as the top team in the East and start a run toward continued health and rightful dominance in the playoffs.
So, little Kenley, my littlest Wing fan and most intelligent, adorable granddaughter in the history of genetics, you're becoming a Wing fan as many of the other 19 did, amidst glory and brilliance.
It's a live blog, friends. A gentle live blog filled with warm milk and a Kermit stuffed animal, promises of parades and puppies and fire trucks and Charleston Chews for everyone.
And hookers.
Sorry.
LGRW, FKHASAP.
Welcome to Abel to Yzerman, a Red Wing blog since 1977. No other site on the internet has better-researched, fact-laden and better prepared discussions than A2Y. Re-phrase: we do little research, find facts and stats highly overrated and claim little to no preparation. There are 19 readers of A2Y. No more, no less. All of them, except maybe one, are juvenile in nature. Reminding them of that in the comment section will only encourage them to prove that.
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