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Do Not Be Ashamed…It’s Happened To Bankers, Lawyers, Cops and Happy Czech Oompa Loompas

I worked Seger and our Happy Hudler into the same post title, and talked about hookers without even having "hookers" as a phrase that will catch the spammers.  Of course, the ads here on KK should be interesting for a few days.

I digress. As usual.  Hey guess what Ryan Getzlaf's faceoff stats are through four games?

He's taken 92 faceoffs and won 0.

That's a lie but it's an educated lie.

The Wings have owned him.  Datsyuk has owned him.  Zetterberg: owned him. Andersson: owned him.  Gilchrist: owned him. 

By and large, he's done nothing.  By and larger, Z and our Russian Prince have been amazing.  Tough, tireless, terrific..just like Mitch would say (our delicate genius).  Corey Perry?

That little dumpster diver hasn't done dick. 

Two ways to look at that: Wings are dominating their best players, but still tied 2-2.  Or, Wings have held them down and that can't last for long. 

Either way, it's a good reason to just start pounding warm PBR right now.

Gary's starting this game at 8 on the West Coast. (NEVERMIND IT'S 7, I THOUGHT IT WAS 8.  SHIT.) Seriously, that's late even for those of us ON the West Coast.  You suckers have to stay up until at least 2. And you will. Every single one of you.

It's a Live Blog, bitches.  Take us to 6. Get us back to the Joe with a chance to clinch in front of that madhhouse. 

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RWBill's avatar

that’s the way to take advantage!

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 05/08/13 at 10:26 PM ET

pgoody's avatar




Posted by pgoody on 05/08/13 at 10:26 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

Present.

You’re welcome.

LGRW !!!!!

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 05/08/13 at 10:26 PM ET

MoreShoot's avatar

Jimmy needs to be a $5M man tonight.

Posted by MoreShoot on 05/08/13 at 10:27 PM ET

VooX's avatar

I hate William Tell so much.  Words cannot possibly encompass my hatred.

Fuching *ucks crashing Jimmah.

Mexican Mule show.  Muy caliente.

Posted by VooX from Behind the Bar in the Hasek Club Car on 05/08/13 at 10:27 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Suck on that, Fairy.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 05/08/13 at 10:27 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

“Anaheim fans want a penalty on anything”

that’s because they’re dumbasses

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/08/13 at 10:27 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Am I alone in seeing that kick Perry gave Jimmy to the crotch after he was down?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 05/08/13 at 10:27 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

loving the physical D.  Ericsson then Quincey.  keep it going!

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/08/13 at 10:27 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

FUch yea Q

Posted by pgoody on 05/08/13 at 10:27 PM ET

MOWingsfan19's avatar

Get ready for the goonery to reach new levels. Faux the Ducks.

Posted by MOWingsfan19 from I really like our team on 05/08/13 at 10:27 PM ET

Mandingo's avatar

Another example of not being hard on the puck by Smith and it gives the Ducks a great scoring chance.

Also, Filppula is getting absolutely jailsexed every time he’s on the ice. He need to f*cking nut up ASAFP.

Posted by Mandingo from The Garage on 05/08/13 at 10:28 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Words cannot possibly encompass my hatred

Do “Tell”

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/08/13 at 10:28 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Am I alone in seeing that kick Perry gave Jimmy to the crotch after he was down?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 05/08/13 at 10:27 PM ET

NBCSP showed it to the world.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 05/08/13 at 10:28 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

Get ready for the goonery to reach new levels.

good.  the Wings are primed to go 4 for 6 on the PP tonight.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/08/13 at 10:28 PM ET

RWBill's avatar

holy cow youse guys on the D have to put some meat on your passes. 

and don’t pass it right to anaheim.

Posted by RWBill from the open bar on The Hasek. on 05/08/13 at 10:28 PM ET

Itrusteddrrahmani's avatar

Is anyone else watching the Versus feed. they completely ignored that kick by perry into Jimmy’s nuts and even called it a dive. AWFUL

Posted by Itrusteddrrahmani from Nyc by way of A2 on 05/08/13 at 10:28 PM ET

pgoody's avatar

Just so you all know there will not be another PP until the DUcks score a goal

Posted by pgoody on 05/08/13 at 10:28 PM ET

42jeff's avatar

well hell…a guy runs off to see a man aboot a horse and the Mule goes and pots one

Posted by 42jeff from The greater Howard City, MI metroplex on 05/08/13 at 10:28 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Am I alone in seeing that kick Perry gave Jimmy to the crotch after he was down?

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 05/08/13 at 10:27 PM ET

No. He was kicking Jimmah’s Dong several times.


Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 05/08/13 at 10:29 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

DONG

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/08/13 at 10:29 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Winnik is not a scorer.  He was never gonna make that shot.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 05/08/13 at 10:29 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

Is anyone else watching the Versus feed. they completely ignored that kick by perry into Jimmy’s nuts and even called it a dive. AWFUL

Posted by Itrusteddrrahmani from Nyc by way of A2 on 05/08/13 at 10:28 PM ET

That’s my experience.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 05/08/13 at 10:30 PM ET

Mandingo's avatar

The Wings have won exactly one puck battle tonight so far, and it was Brunner against Cogliano shorthanded.

Posted by Mandingo from The Garage on 05/08/13 at 10:30 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Lashoff and Smith are really stinking up the joint. C’mon yungins get yer shit together

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 05/08/13 at 10:30 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Filppula is getting absolutely jailsexed

Which is way worse than invisible

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/08/13 at 10:30 PM ET

bezukov's avatar

I don’t mind mule taking that penalty at all.

Posted by bezukov from the kids are alright. on 05/08/13 at 10:31 PM ET

Mandingo's avatar

Knew that was coming…

Posted by Mandingo from The Garage on 05/08/13 at 10:31 PM ET

Avatar

Thats the way to make the punk Perry pay.  Whine all you want Sir Toppham Hatt.  Uncle Mike has your number.

Posted by Jeff from CO. on 05/08/13 at 10:31 PM ET

Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit's avatar

Come the FUCH on!


Lets Go Red Wings!!!!!

Posted by Kate from Pa.-made in Detroit on 05/08/13 at 10:31 PM ET

ITDeuce's avatar

So that’s what they’re calling these days?

Posted by ITDeuce from The Sunny High Desert on 05/08/13 at 10:31 PM ET

Jeff  OKWingnut's avatar

Lashoff and Smith are really stinking up the joint. C’mon yungins get yer shit together

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from Warm and sunny SoCal on 05/08/13 at 10:30 PM ET

Kindl isn’t far behind that train

Posted by Jeff OKWingnut from Quest for 12 on 05/08/13 at 10:31 PM ET

CaptainDennisPolonich's avatar

Dumbass play by Mule.

Posted by CaptainDennisPolonich from The Land of Fake Boobs and Real Nuts on 05/08/13 at 10:31 PM ET

SYF's avatar

Fairy still a douche bag even to his own player.  Skate blade waaaaaaaay up there in the neck area.

Posted by SYF from the team that re-signed KFQ and DFC by KFH on 05/08/13 at 10:31 PM ET

stonehands-78's avatar

JAMES

Posted by stonehands-78 from the beginning ... a WingsFan, on 05/08/13 at 10:31 PM ET

PaulinMiamiBeach's avatar

“it’s like a rodeo down there”

buncha clowns wearing stripes, yeah.

Posted by PaulinMiamiBeach on 05/08/13 at 10:31 PM ET

Little Redhead's avatar

JIMMAH - Yeah!

Posted by Little Redhead from the Engineer's chair on 05/08/13 at 10:32 PM ET

WingsFanInBeanLand's avatar

Ruht roh.

Posted by WingsFanInBeanLand from where free agents no longer dare. on 05/08/13 at 10:32 PM ET

klank's avatar

Jimmy.

Posted by klank from the finest hot tub in Marin on 05/08/13 at 10:32 PM ET

Rumbear's avatar

DONG!

What’s the douche level of the Refs tonight?

Posted by Rumbear from Top O the Hasek, doing the pre-season shuffle.... on 05/08/13 at 10:32 PM ET

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